After noticing that Shovels' ripostes seem to be getting weaker and more
derivative, I went through all of his posts on RAO from the past week.
I found 38 IKYABWAIs. Yes, thirty-eight of them. (That includes feeble
parries like "you must be talking about yourself" and "that's you, not me".)

I believe there were about 120 or 130 posts (I didn't count), which means
Shovels' IKYABWAI average is very high. Very high indeed. As any Usenet
veteran knows, reliance on IKYABWAIs is a sign of laziness or mental
weakess. RAO's paragons of IKYABWAIing are the 'borgs, both Major and
lesser. Nobody IKYABWAIs as much as the Krooborg, unless it's duh-Mikey.
Between them and Scottie Terrierborg, at least 90% of the IKYABWAIs are
accounted for.

So, Shovels, if you're still reading this and haven't succumbed to apoplexy,
I think it's time for you to pull a Jamie Benchimol and disappear for a
while. Clearly you need a rest.




--
A day without Krooger is like a day without arsenic.

George M. Middius wrote:
After noticing that Shovels' ripostes seem to be getting weaker and more
derivative, I went through all of his posts on RAO from the past week.
I found 38 IKYABWAIs. Yes, thirty-eight of them. (That includes feeble
parries like "you must be talking about yourself" and "that's you, not me".)

I believe there were about 120 or 130 posts (I didn't count), which means
Shovels' IKYABWAI average is very high. Very high indeed. As any Usenet
veteran knows, reliance on IKYABWAIs is a sign of laziness or mental
weakess. RAO's paragons of IKYABWAIing are the 'borgs, both Major and
lesser. Nobody IKYABWAIs as much as the Krooborg, unless it's duh-Mikey.
Between them and Scottie Terrierborg, at least 90% of the IKYABWAIs are
accounted for.

I call BS.... you made the accusation... you must provide the
supporting data
or fold.
Start counting dumbass.....
You owe me for bringing some purpose into your life.

ScottW

Yapper barked:

Nobody IKYABWAIs as much as the Krooborg, unless it's duh-Mikey.
Between them and Scottie Terrierborg, at least 90% of the IKYABWAIs are
accounted for.

I call BS.... you made the accusation... you must provide the
supporting data or fold.

It's common knowledge, Scooter. Go get a flea dip.





--
A day without Krooger is like a day without arsenic.

George M. Middius wrote:
Yapper barked:

Nobody IKYABWAIs as much as the Krooborg, unless it's duh-Mikey.
Between them and Scottie Terrierborg, at least 90% of the IKYABWAIs are
accounted for.

I call BS.... you made the accusation... you must provide the
supporting data or fold.

It's common knowledge, Scooter. Go get a flea dip.

41 Minutes... fastest fold ever recorded on RAO. Congrats.
At least Arny has some stamina...you're just a 41 minute wimp.

ScottW

Clam-brain yapped:

It's common knowledge, Scooter. Go get a flea dip.

41 Minutes... fastest fold ever recorded on RAO.

You figure I "folded"? ;-)

At least Arny has some stamina...you're just a 41 minute wimp.

You haven't disproven my count. The data is in plain sight for anybody to
examine. Are you afraid Goggle™ will lie to you?





--
A day without Krooger is like a day without arsenic.

George demonstrates how much free time he has.


"George M. Middius" cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net wrote
in message ...



After noticing that Shovels' ripostes seem to be getting weaker and more
derivative, I went through all of his posts on RAO from the past week.
I found 38 IKYABWAIs. Yes, thirty-eight of them. (That includes feeble
parries like "you must be talking about yourself" and "that's you, not
me".)

I believe there were about 120 or 130 posts (I didn't count), which means
Shovels' IKYABWAI average is very high. Very high indeed. As any Usenet
veteran knows, reliance on IKYABWAIs is a sign of laziness or mental
weakess. RAO's paragons of IKYABWAIing are the 'borgs, both Major and
lesser. Nobody IKYABWAIs as much as the Krooborg, unless it's duh-Mikey.
Between them and Scottie Terrierborg, at least 90% of the IKYABWAIs are
accounted for.

So, Shovels, if you're still reading this and haven't succumbed to
apoplexy,
I think it's time for you to pull a Jamie Benchimol and disappear for a
while. Clearly you need a rest.




Do try and get a life.

Shovels is exhausted



Apparent disproof of the theory that the world's supply of BS is
inexhaustable?????

George M. Middius wrote:
Clam-brain yapped:

It's common knowledge, Scooter. Go get a flea dip.

41 Minutes... fastest fold ever recorded on RAO.

You figure I "folded"? ;-)

At least Arny has some stamina...you're just a 41 minute wimp.

You haven't disproven my count.

Oh.. I see... the burden of defense against anything you
wish to accuse me of .... is mine.

I guess that's all anyone needs to know about you, George.

Who was it you were whining about making random accusations?
Oh yeah... Arny. I told you years ago you are what you despise,
thanks for proving it so thoroughly.

ScottW

ScottW wrote:

George M. Middius wrote:
Clam-brain yapped:

It's common knowledge, Scooter. Go get a flea dip.

41 Minutes... fastest fold ever recorded on RAO.

You figure I "folded"? ;-)

At least Arny has some stamina...you're just a 41 minute wimp.

You haven't disproven my count.

Oh.. I see... the burden of defense against anything you
wish to accuse me of .... is mine.

I guess that's all anyone needs to know about you, George.

Who was it you were whining about making random accusations?
Oh yeah... Arny. I told you years ago you are what you despise,
thanks for proving it so thoroughly.

ScottW

Interesting theory. If I understand you correctly, you're saying
George spent the last 8 years of his sorry excuse for a life, playing a
human mosquito on this newsgroup, ragging on Arny every single day out
of a sense of self-loathing... because George sees many of the same
traits in himself that he accuses Arny of (hypocrisy, lying, control
issues, posturing, etc), and can't quite figure out how to resolve
that in himself? Sounds credible. Frankly, I'm surprised the wimp
held out for 41 minutes. I thought he'd fold within 2.

Shovels barricades himself inside his Tweak Igloo.

I spent the last 8 years playing a sense of self-loathing.
Frankly, I'm the wimp.

Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie. You can always take some classes in
remedical English to improve your spelling ability. ;-)




--
A day without Krooger is like a day without arsenic.

Marvin the Martian shows off his "remedical english skills", Queen gets
very angry with him at his assault on her language:

Shovels barricades himself inside his Tweak Igloo.

I spent the last 8 years playing a sense of self-loathing.
Frankly, I'm the wimp.

Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie.

I'm sorry, was this supposed to be a clever response from you? A lame
attempt to mangle my quotes and misrepresent my words, and then trying
to make a dumb joke over your misquote? Got some news for you: Your
trolling partner Dave already tried that on me. This is always the
last, final, desperate act of a troll, who's attacks aren't
working, and who isn't getting enough attention because of that. Even
for an unimaginative, uninspiring usenet-addicted career troll like
yourself, it's a pretty sad and pathetic. I mean if you're not
gonna try to show some self-respect in your precious attacks, why
bother?

I can tell you're losing it these days, Marvin. Attack threads
against me that become attack threads against YOU, only end up
backfiring in your wimp face... Spending hours sifting through web
images in order to create entire websites with which to attack me....
that absolutely no one pays any attention to... Putting up post after
post attacking me.... that again, go completely ignored. When Robert
described you to me as an "annoying mosquito".... I think he may have
overestimated your significance. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you,
but it looks like you're played out, my little wimp friend. Your
predictable "troll gimmick" gets real boring, real quick. That's why
you'll never be anything more than a mosquito around here.


You can always take some classes in
remedical English to improve your spelling ability. ;-)

Well if its the same "remedical English" class that you apparently took
to improve your spelling ability Marvin, then I don't think that's
gonna work. Could you please help me decide which of these two quotes
of yours should remain in my new sig?:

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"Shovie has his own kind of spelling. It involves lots of perorations.
" - "Marvin The Martian" Middius

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"You can always take some classes in remedical English to improve your
spelling ability." - "Marvin The Martian" Middius

Poor Shovels. Nobody is dancing to his tune anymore. We've all stopped
humoring his ridiculous "tweak" proposals because, well, everybody has
accepted that he's an ill-tempered brat who's in the midst of an epic-length
tantrum.

Shovels barricades himself inside his Tweak Igloo.

No comment, Shovie? Your estrangement from the real world is getting quite
stark. You should go out and get some fresh air once in a while.

I spent the last 8 years playing a sense of self-loathing.
Frankly, I'm the wimp.

Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie.

I'm sorry,

I doubt that. Unless you meant it the sense that we should feel sorry for
you. Is that what you meant? BTW, thanks for sparing us the details of your
recent bouts of CVS.

was this supposed to be a clever response from you?

It's just run-of-the-mill mockery. You're not surprised that people mock
you, are you? Or do you expect to be taken seriously on Usenet? ;-)





--
A day without Krooger is like a day without arsenic.

Bubble Boy exhibits his firm grip on reality:

Nobody is dancing to his tune anymore.

Really? Who was "dancing to my tune before"? Oh, I see what you mean.
You don't mean "taking me seriously", you mean "talking to or about
me". Well, let's see... well, there's YOU for example. I dropped a
peanut in your name and voila! Minutes later, just as predicted, you
came along to pick it up. Like the good little monkey troll you are.
You've also been spending a lot of time dancing to my tune, judging
from the fact that you spend all your free time creating websites about
me, spell checking my posts, going through all of my posts to pick out
certain things that offend you, spending your time scouring the web for
information on me and doing background checks on me, and there's the
obsessive behaviour where you pounce on every thing I post within
minutes, sometimes even _seconds_, of me posting it. Because of this, I
knew that my last post would make you very angry. I didn't think it
would make you SO angry, that you got scared to even respond to any of
it, and would snip all of it out. So what offended you most out of all
the parts you snipped out, George? I'll bet it was the fact that you
tried to launch a great attack on me over a simple spelling error, by
stating I had mangled "the Queen's English", and then you did the
stupidest thing of all... Which was to make a spelling error while you
were again attacking me over my spelling abilities! Remember THIS new
classic, George?:

"You can always take some classes in remedical English to improve your
spelling ability." - "Marvin The Martian" Middius

Is that the thing that scared you into silence? No comment, Marvin? Of
course, it isn't just you who insists on engaging me in conversation
and is obsessed about me. Seems the entire group is. Come with me and
take a look at today's top postings, shall we? (grabs the little wimp
by the scruff of his neck...) Now you see what the top thread is,
little Georgie? It's a brand new thread today about me, from Deano,
who went to the trouble to forge my identity ("Amazing Tweak no. 2:
Play without Player"). Below that, is another new thread today about
me, from GeoSynch ("Perfect Tweak for SHP"). Below that is an off-topic
thread (therefore, not about me, since I AM the newsgroup's new theme
now). But below that, is yet another new tweak thread, by someone
emulating me (Amazing Tweak no 2: Stevie Wonder). Below that one, is
yet another new thread by Robert, inspired by me (New Tweak DHM Spray).
Below that, we have this thread about me, which YOU created ("Shovels
Is Exhausted"). Below your new thread, is another thread inspired by
me, ("Amazing Tweak no. 2: Insant Silencer!"). In other words, a full
SIX out of the top SEVEN threads on RAO today are all about me. Do you
need more examples, Bubble Boy, or did this reality check do enough to
burst the little fantasy bubble you live in?

Now consider this: in the entire HISTORY of this newsgroup, the amount
of threads started about tweaks is approximately: 3. There are more
than twice that number on this day alone. You see what I mean about YOU
being an insignificant mosquito in life, next to me? When I respond to
a mosquito like you, it's only because I want to. And I have to be
pretty bored to want to. But when you respond to me or write about me,
it's because you have no choice in the matter; you have to. Even
though I've only been here a few weeks and you've planted your ass
here for the last 8 years, I'm the one calling the tunes on this
group. And with this many people "not dancing to my tune", let me tell
you, it sure is noisy in here.... LOL!

We've all stopped humoring his ridiculous "tweak" proposals

Really? Everybody knows your problems accepting reality George, so
you're gonna have to back that one up and show what has changed.
Again, you just proved that you live in a fantasy world and don't
have a clue as to what's real any longer. Just today, Fella posted
that he tried one of my tweak proposals. You were the other person who
tried one of those "ridiculous tweak proposals", and you did so on the
first day that I started posting them!

But then your insecurities took over and you got embarassed about the
fact that you were seen fiddling with little bits of paper and aspirin.
And then the mighty mosquito Middius got REAL angry.... and posted
about a zillion piddling little smarmy remarks about me. You haven't
stopped obsessing over me since. For a guy who keeps insisting on my
being insignificant, guess what? You're _not_ very convincing of
that, George!


Shovels barricades himself inside his Tweak Igloo.

Are you getting cold in there?

No comment, Shovie? Your estrangement from the real world is getting quite
stark. You should go out and get some fresh air once in a while.

Having previously established that "Shovie" is your pet name for
yourself, I find it quite odd that you talk to yourself in the third
person, George. Nothing odd about your estrangement from the real
world, though. Spending 8 years on this newsgroup pretending you have
any significance in life or to anyone in the world, will do that to a
troll (see: Google for info on where Middius' was every single day
for the last 8 years.....). All you do all day is sit by your computer,
waiting for me to post. You should go out and get some fresh air once
in a while.





I spent the last 8 years playing a sense of self-loathing.
Frankly, I'm the wimp.

Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie.

I'm sorry,

I doubt that. Unless you meant it the sense that we should feel sorry for
you. Is that what you meant? BTW, thanks for sparing us the details of your
recent bouts of CVS.

was this supposed to be a clever response from you?

It's just run-of-the-mill mockery.

All your posts are run of the mill mockery. Maybe that's why they
call you "Middiocre".

You're not surprised that people mock
you, are you? Or do you expect to be taken seriously on Usenet? ;-)

Unlike you, because I know that your fantasy life revolves around this
newsgroup, I don't actually care if I'm taken seriously or not, and
I believe I already told you I don't care whether I'm mocked, or
how much I'm mocked. I'm a ghost, where that's concerned. All
that stuff goes right through me, hits the wall, and falls on the
floor. What's of interest to me is the reason for the reaction, and
not the reaction itself. Stop worrying. This will all become clearer to
you soon enough. Then maybe you'll realize just how much time, energy
and effort you're wasting trying to destroy my RAO reputation or
affect me personally, with your silly fabrications and fantasies about
me. I asked you in the last response, which mocking signature you want
I should use for you. No comment?:



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"Shovie has his own kind of spelling. It involves lots of perorations.
" - "Marvin The Martian" Middius

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"You can always take some classes in remedical English to improve your
spelling ability." - "Marvin The Martian" Middius

Look! In the sky! It's a bird turd! It's a frozen block of airplane lav
waste! No, it's ... Shovels the Maniacal Tweakmeister. How dreary.

Who was "dancing to my tune before"?

How quickly you forget, Shovels. On behalf of my fellow sane people, I'd
like to apologize for our lack of tact in dealing with your ongoing mental
breakdown.

I dropped a peanut

Well, pick it up and give it to the elephant. Waste not, want not.

I'm the good little monkey

Does that mean you've stopped flinging your poo at visitors?

stop doing background checks on me

Why should I? What are you hiding, Shovels?

It's a brand new thread today about me, from Deano,
who went to the trouble to forge my identity

Remember the adage about imitation being flattering. That should help you
cope with this insidious assault on your personhood.

GeoSynch

Do you know what Styncho is? Never mind, I'll tell you: He's a racist, a
homophobe, a reactionary, a Bible-thumper, a hatemonger, and altogether a
virulent exponent of bigotry and intolerance. But feel to line yourself up
with him. I doubt your reputation can suffer any further.

BTW, this little rant of yours topped 1,000 words. You certainly are the
garrulous little backbiter. ;-)


--
A day without Krooger is like a day without arsenic.

Bubble boy Middius Shows Us All How Much He Doesn't Crave Attention:


Look! In the sky! It's a bird turd! It's a frozen block of airplane lav
waste! No, it's ... Shovels the Maniacal Tweakmeister. How dreary.

Who was "dancing to my tune before"?

How quickly you forget, Shovels. On behalf of my fellow sane people, I'd
like to apologize for our lack of tact in dealing with your ongoing mental
breakdown.

I dropped a peanut

Well, pick it up and give it to the elephant. Waste not, want not.

I'm the good little monkey

Does that mean you've stopped flinging your poo at visitors?

stop doing background checks on me

Why should I? What are you hiding, Shovels?

It's a brand new thread today about me, from Deano,
who went to the trouble to forge my identity

Remember the adage about imitation being flattering. That should help you
cope with this insidious assault on your personhood.

GeoSynch

Do you know what Styncho is? Never mind, I'll tell you: He's a racist, a
homophobe, a reactionary, a Bible-thumper, a hatemonger, and altogether a
virulent exponent of bigotry and intolerance. But feel to line yourself up
with him. I doubt your reputation can suffer any further.

Still dancing to my tune, eh Monkey Boy? Like I said and predicted in
my last msg, all you have to do in your empty life is wait around to
pounce on any of my posts. That's quite the obsession you've got
with me. Should I start to tell your wife about it? Or should I say
your "ex-wife"? Didn't she leave your wimp ass a couple of years ago,
because you wouldn't give up your addiction to RAO? That's some
dedication you have to planting your ass permanently on this newsgroup,
I must say. I hope you're getting something out of it more than your
wife was able to provide you with.

I'm just giving you your peanut here, because you earned it, you're
a good trolling monkey and know how to dance when the organ grinder
plays. But I won't bother to reply to your worthless, nonsense
above, as it's not worth responding to. Full of fabricated quotes
that I never wrote, cut and paste quoting, and other lame, childish
manouvers, reserved only for the truly desperate and intellectually
bankrupt. You don't even try to avoid being lame any longer. You now
define "lame" on this group.

I know how much my words are a threat to you, by the fact that in the
last few responses, you avoided responding to practically every one,
yet still managed to whine to me in that high pitched nasal geek drone
that you have. That says a lot about how fearful and insecure you are.
But what I find most interesting, is that you are so full of nervous
fears, even your own _words_ are a threat to you! Every time I hold up
these most idiotic words to you, you pretend you are temporarily blind!
Let's see you play a blind man again, I'm having fun with this:

"Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie. You can always take some
classes in remedical English to improve your spelling ability. ;-)"

No comment, George? :-)




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"Shovie has his own kind of spelling. It involves lots of perorations.
" - "Marvin The Martian" Middius

I just want to make it clear that though I haven't commented in this
thread, I neither endorse or condemn any party involved in the thread.

Thank you for your consideration.

Dear Shovels: You're tedious.

"Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie. You can always take some
classes in remedical English to improve your spelling ability. ;-)"

No comment, George? :-)

I humbly and sincerely apologize for offending your delicate orthographical
sensibilities. In future, I will proofread each of my posts at least three
times so that this horrible affront to linguistic purity never occurs again.




--
A day without Krooger is like a day without arsenic.

On Fri, 31 Mar 2006 18:53:39 -0500, George M. Middius cmndr
[underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net wrote:




Dear Shovels: You're tedious.

"Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie. You can always take some
classes in remedical English to improve your spelling ability. ;-)"

No comment, George? :-)

I humbly and sincerely apologize for offending your delicate orthographical
sensibilities. In future, I will proofread each of my posts at least three
times so that this horrible affront to linguistic purity never occurs again.

At least you taught him to spell backpedal...

"Jenn" wrote in message
...
I just want to make it clear that though I haven't commented in this
thread,

You just did.


I neither endorse or condemn any party involved in the thread.

Wimp. Let me help you out...there both out on a limb
spewing hatefilled insults at each other.
Nothing to endorse and certainly worth condemnation.


Thank you for your consideration.

I consider you a good person who likes to watch evil flourish.

ScottW

"George M. Middius" cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net wrote
in message ...



Dear Shovels: You're tedious.

"Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie. You can always take some
classes in remedical English to improve your spelling ability. ;-)"

No comment, George? :-)

I humbly and sincerely apologize for offending your delicate
orthographical
sensibilities. In future, I will proofread each of my posts at least three
times so that this horrible affront to linguistic purity never occurs
again.

Is 3 enough? I suggest infinite proofreads be immediately implemented
by you until further notice.

Thank you for your consideration,

ScottW

Terrierborg bays at the moon.

I humbly and sincerely apologize for offending your delicate orthographical
sensibilities. In future, I will proofread each of my posts at least three
times so that this horrible affront to linguistic purity never occurs again.

Is 3 enough?

The oddest thing about you is your inability to see yourself as others see
you. I avoid people like you religiously, and yet here you are, dogging my
steps on RAO as if the crumbs of attention you receive were somehow
enriching your pallid life. Sad. Very sad.





--
A day without Krooger is like a day without arsenic.

"George M. Middius" cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net wrote
in message ...


Terrierborg bays at the moon.

I humbly and sincerely apologize for offending your delicate
orthographical
sensibilities. In future, I will proofread each of my posts at least
three
times so that this horrible affront to linguistic purity never occurs
again.

Is 3 enough?

The oddest thing about you is your inability to see yourself as others see
you.

I find the oddest thing about you is your bizarre belief that you
somehow represent some kind of consensus opinion.
Particularly considering that all the evidence indicates you're
a shutin/isolationist who refuses all but the
minimum human contact.

Still looking for anyone who has ever sighted the
elusive George Middius.

ScottW

SHPley's Believe-It-Or-Not said:

Pudge the Gimp minced:

Do you know what Styncho is? Never mind, I'll tell you

Still dancing to my tune, eh Monkey Boy? Like I said and predicted in
my last msg, all you have to do in your empty life is wait around to
pounce on any of my posts. That's quite the obsession you've got
with me. Should I start to tell your wife about it? Or should I say
your "ex-wife"? Didn't she leave your wimp ass a couple of years ago,
because you wouldn't give up your addiction to RAO?

And it's only fair to tell you 'lil Georgie is a self-described "gay, obese
man."
He's also a cripple and a shut-in, so Usenet is the only life he knows.
Not to mention the fact that he's a treachorous backstabber who likes to
elicit personal information from others on this group and, at some future
point in time, dramatically betray that trust and blab all over rao about it.
Just ask Wagner, Singh, Shain, Sanders and who knows who else.
But the Mid-Yut is ever-so-secretive as to why his mother and sister
disowned him and forced him to change his last name.


GeoSynch

GeoSynch wrote:

SHPley's Believe-It-Or-Not said:

Pudge the Gimp minced:

Do you know what Styncho is? Never mind, I'll tell you

Still dancing to my tune, eh Monkey Boy? Like I said and predicted in
my last msg, all you have to do in your empty life is wait around to
pounce on any of my posts. That's quite the obsession you've got
with me. Should I start to tell your wife about it? Or should I say
your "ex-wife"? Didn't she leave your wimp ass a couple of years ago,
because you wouldn't give up your addiction to RAO?

And it's only fair to tell you 'lil Georgie is a self-described "gay, obese
man."

I didn't know that about George. I mean the "obese" part. I knew
about the "gay" part, because he keeps thinking I'm one of his
ex-lovers.... Lionel, Jamie, Dick, André... and someone named
"Shovels" (although I figured that was his pet name for himself). Me, I
can't even keep up with them all. His obsession with me really seems
to have a "gayness" to it, that differentiates itself from, say,
Morein's obsession or Dave Weill's obsession with me. It's one of
the many reasons I feel sorry for the little wimp.

He's also a cripple and a shut-in, so Usenet is the only life he knows.

I didn't know he was handicapped but for the rest, well you don't
have to be a rocket scientist to figure out. I took a small trip to
Google and found out that he never left this newsgroup in 8 years. Not
a single day, as far as I can see. People like Arny have been here even
longer than Georgie. However, Arny is quite sane, compared to Middius.
Middius seems to think that whatever twisted personal fantasies he
projects on people (ie. "Shovels is humiliated, exhausted, embarassed,
and has a bladder control problem!"), are actually true. This is why I
keep calling him "Bubble Boy". He appears to live in a total fantasy
world. I think the "virtual" people on RAO are his only friends. But
his "virtual" friends because he never actually met any one of them.
Being a handicapped shut-in, I guess that makes it difficult for him to
meet his virtual friends. He exhibits the personality of someone who is
very isolated from the real world.

A good example of just how deeply entrenched he is in his fantasy
world, was his recent claim that I was supposed to be "aligned" or
something like this, with you. This despite the fact that I just got
finished with a supreme ass-kicking session of you yesterday. It's
like... "reality" is over
here.............................................. .................................................. ....................
and "George" (if that is his real name), is over here.


Not to mention the fact that he's a treachorous backstabber who likes to
elicit personal information from others on this group and, at some future
point in time, dramatically betray that trust and blab all over rao aboutit.

Yes, I know about his backstabbing ways. I got a taste of that when I
sent him an email to try to help him improve his system. He then posted
the email and lied about what was written in it.

Just ask Wagner, Singh, Shain, Sanders and who knows who else.
But the Mid-Yut is ever-so-secretive as to why his mother and sister
disowned him and forced him to change his last name.

Probably similar to the reasons his wife left him. He doesn't seem to
be much of a man, this "Middius".

Shovels wrote:

Terrierborg bays at the moon.

I humbly and sincerely apologize for offending your delicate orthographical
sensibilities. In future, I will proofread each of my posts at least three
times so that this horrible affront to linguistic purity never occurs again.

Is 3 enough?

The oddest thing about you is your inability to see yourself as others see
you. I avoid people like you religiously, and yet here you are

Are you talking to yourself again, Shovie? Because the oddest thing
about you is your inability to see yourself as others see you. You say
you avoid people like him "religiously", and yet... here you are.
Responding to him. Or perhaps you're just talking to yourself in the
third person, again? Either way, you're a sack of fries short of a
combo plate, my little wimpy friend.

p.s. Sorry about your wife. Maybe you can find someone on Usenet who,s
willing to share you with your computer.



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"Shovie has his own kind of spelling. It involves lots of perorations.
" - "Marvin The Martian" Middius

Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie. You can always take some classes
in
remedical English to improve your spelling ability. ;-)

dave weil wrote:
On Fri, 31 Mar 2006 18:53:39 -0500, George M. Middius cmndr
[underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net wrote:




Dear Shovels: You're tedious.

"Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie. You can always take some
classes in remedical English to improve your spelling ability. ;-)"

No comment, George? :-)

I humbly and sincerely apologize for offending your delicate orthographical
sensibilities. In future, I will proofread each of my posts at least three
times so that this horrible affront to linguistic purity never occurs again.

At least you taught him to spell backpedal...

No, I already knew how to spell it. But too bad he couldn't teach you
anything about how turntable grounding works, or who Dr. James
Parrington is, or how not to let a cultural reference fly over your
pointy head like they always do, or what morphic resonance is actually
about or.... well, I could go on about all the gaffs you made but the
problem is... Shovels is no less an ignorant fool than you are.
Here's what happened when he tried to accuse me of mangling the
Queen's English:

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Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie. You can always take some classes
in
remedical English to improve your spelling ability. ;-)

"Shovie has his own kind of spelling. It involves lots of perorations.
" - "Marvin The Martian" Middius

SHPley ever-so-believably said:

... This despite the fact that I just got
finished with a supreme ass-kicking session of you yesterday.

Oh sure, you mean where it got to the point you were so flustered,
you were reduced to the zugzwang move of badly regurgitating
practically everything I was writing. Yeah, that was quite amusing.



GeoSynch

On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 13:52:21 GMT, "GeoSynch"
wrote:

SHPley's Believe-It-Or-Not said:

Pudge the Gimp minced:

Do you know what Styncho is? Never mind, I'll tell you

Still dancing to my tune, eh Monkey Boy? Like I said and predicted in
my last msg, all you have to do in your empty life is wait around to
pounce on any of my posts. That's quite the obsession you've got
with me. Should I start to tell your wife about it? Or should I say
your "ex-wife"? Didn't she leave your wimp ass a couple of years ago,
because you wouldn't give up your addiction to RAO?

And it's only fair to tell you 'lil Georgie is a self-described "gay, obese
man."
He's also a cripple and a shut-in, so Usenet is the only life he knows.
Not to mention the fact that he's a treachorous backstabber who likes to
elicit personal information from others on this group and, at some future
point in time, dramatically betray that trust and blab all over rao about it.
Just ask Wagner, Singh, Shain, Sanders and who knows who else.
But the Mid-Yut is ever-so-secretive as to why his mother and sister
disowned him and forced him to change his last name.

George frequently claims to work for a living. Which is it?

Shovels wrote:

Dear Shovels: You're tedious.

I'm glad you recognize that about yourself, Shovie. But you're not
just tedious, you know. You're also very annoying to the rest of the
group, with your endless petty tirades against me, continually starting
new threads. Quite the testament to your runaway ego, isn't it?
Personally, I like to watch you make such an enormous fool of yourself,
but I can see you're getting exhausted, and didn't you admit as
much earlier, in the thrilling attention-seeker, "Shovels gets
exhausted!"? What's the matter Shovie? We're you breast fed with a
bottle of Coke with extra sugar? Is that why you have such a rabid
obsession with me and such an incessant craving for attention?


"Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie. You can always take some
classes in remedical English to improve your spelling ability. ;-)"

No comment, George? :-)

I humbly and sincerely apologize for offending your delicate orthographical
sensibilities. In future, I will proofread each of my posts at least three
times so that this horrible affront to linguistic purity never occurs again.

Good start, boy, Now apologize for YOUR "delicate orthographical
sensibilities". After all, you were the one that started playing
spelling cop with me, writing post after post that only addressed a
single spelling error in one of mine. Clearly, it was a desperate plea
that said you couldn't find anything stronger to attack me on. Almost
as desperate a troll as your partner Garbage Bag Boy made, who based an
entire attack post against me on an unclosed parentheses. Such
brilliant minds you both have! That showed what truly lame trolls you
both are. Nevertheless, in those posts you accused me of "mangling the
Queen's English", and worse, because of a typo I'd made. That was
the funniest thing ever, Shovie! I mean frankly, I've never seen
someone make such a fool out of themselves in a single act, as you did
when you made that accusation. Here are two examples of what I mean:

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"Shovie has his own kind of spelling. It involves lots of perorations.
" - George "Shovels" Middius

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Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie. You can always take some classes
in
remedical English to improve your spelling ability. ;-) - George
"Shovels" Middius


Now get started on apologizing for both of them, Shovels. Then we'll
talk about you projecting your fantasies on to the group.

paul packer wrote:

George frequently claims to work for a living. Which is it?

Pudge the Gimp may have worked at a mortuary at one time.
The only thing he works on now is to keep the welfare check rolling in.


GeoSynch

GeoSynch wrote:
SHPley ever-so-believably said:

... This despite the fact that I just got
finished with a supreme ass-kicking session of you yesterday.

Oh sure, you mean where it got to the point you were so flustered,
you were reduced to the zugzwang move of badly regurgitating
practically everything I was writing.

.....otherwise known as "rope a dope". It shut you up real good,
didn't it?

Yeah, that was quite amusing.

Yeah, it was! (For me, anyway). It was especially nice to see how much
I ****ed you off, and still have the ability to do that with just the
slightest nudge. We should do that again sometime. But you'll have to
get in line and take a number. I have a LOT of people here who crave
attention from me. I'm only one person, you know. I don't have time
to clobber everyone at once. sigh Unfortunately.....

paul packer wrote:
On Sat, 01 Apr 2006 13:52:21 GMT, "GeoSynch"
wrote:

SHPley's Believe-It-Or-Not said:

Pudge the Gimp minced:

Do you know what Styncho is? Never mind, I'll tell you

This is the point where Shovels goes off about GeoSynch being a
"bigot", without realizing that Shovie himself is one of the biggest
"bigots" on this group.

George frequently claims to work for a living. Which is it?

Shovie also frequently lies, or have you not noticed that? One example
is that he flat out lied about me insulting Robert in an email to him,
when I had never spoken of Robert to him. There is no way that anyone
who posts all day long for 8 straight years with the frequency that
Shovels does, "works for a living". Perhaps he believes that wasting
his life posting trolls to RAO _is_ "working", compared to what he does
the rest of his time whilst living off his disability pension.

Sound wrote:

... This despite the fact that I just got
finished with a supreme ass-kicking session of you yesterday.

Oh sure, you mean where it got to the point you were so flustered,
you were reduced to the zugzwang move of badly regurgitating
practically everything I was writing.

....otherwise known as "rope a dope".

It typically signifies abject surrender.

It shut you up real good, didn't it?

No fun kicking a dog when it's down. Letting you lick your wounds
and snarl at other posters was just fine with me.

Yeah, that was quite amusing.

Yeah, it was! (For me, anyway). It was especially nice to see how much
I ****ed you off, and still have the ability to do that with just the
slightest nudge. We should do that again sometime. But you'll have to
get in line and take a number. I have a LOT of people here who crave
attention from me. I'm only one person, you know. I don't have time
to clobber everyone at once. sigh Unfortunately.....

Such modesty, such thorough lack of egocentric solipsism. Bravo, old boy!


GeoSynch

On 1 Apr 2006 07:06:34 -0800, wrote:

Almost
as desperate a troll as your partner Garbage Bag Boy made, who based an
entire attack post against me on an unclosed parentheses

Since you seem to be totally obsessed with me, mentioning me about a
dozen times since the last time I addressed you, I'll note that you
beat me to the "unclosed parentheses" yourself. Oh, by the way, just
so you know, parentheses is PLURAL. You're welcome. No charge.

Since you have lied about me multiple times today, I just want to
remind everyone that you didn't even know that some turntables come
without grounding wires, even though you claim to have a tonearm
(which is how the turntable interfaces with the rest of the system) in
your possession that is wired exactly that way.

Now, back to your obsession with me. Soldier on.

Oh yeah, let's not forget that you attacked me FIRST out of the blue,
so you get what you deserve.

dave weil said to Shovels:

Oh yeah, let's not forget that you attacked me FIRST out of the blue,
so you get what you deserve.

If only....



--
A day without Krooger is like a day without arsenic.

garbage bag boy backpedals again wrote:

On 1 Apr 2006 07:06:34 -0800, wrote:

Almost
as desperate a troll as your partner Garbage Bag Boy made, who based an
entire attack post against me on an unclosed parentheses

Since you seem to be totally obsessed with me, mentioning me about a
dozen times since the last time I addressed you,

"The last time you addressed me"? You've never -stopped- addressing me!
You're constantly talking about me to others, constantly stalking me
wherever I post, and clearly.... you must be getting hungry for your
daily dose of carrots, because here you are Garbage Bag Boy, big as
life, and ready for another virtual kick in the pants. Well, you're
always good for a laugh, so I'm happy to oblige. So how many of my
posts did you scour today, to make some meaningless trivial point
about? I'll bet you probably dream about me at night! LOL!

I'll note that you
beat me to the "unclosed parentheses" yourself.

And I willhave to note that you are a pathological liar. You're the
petty little troll that shrieked and shouted from the hilltops about my
unclosed parentheses. Only an ant like you would actually care, and I
noticed that only you and Shovels are lame enough to point out people's
spelling and grammatical mistakes. Which is astoundingly stupid, since
you and him both make no end of them yourselves! What the hell do you
two dweebs think you're doing here, writing the great American novel?

I just want to
remind everyone that you didn't even know that some turntables come
without grounding wires

HO! What this?! Garbage Bag Boy does an about face!

After so many messages of me and Scott telling you what an IDIOT you
are for claiming turntables come with grounding wires, not grounding
"straps", and you continuing to show the eternal source of your
stupidity by spending the last week and half trying to argue against
us, you're finally singing a different tune, I see? Well, Mr. Vile, let
me shove these words -back- in your face:


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From: dave weil -
Date : Fri Mar 17 2006 21:53

On 17 Mar 2006 14:11:26 -0800, wrote:


Well, now you're exposed as a fraud. why would you need to inspect the
underbelly of the deck?
you apparently don't know where to even find them in the first place.


LOL! You've never actually taken apart a record deck, have you David?
Perhaps you think the ground wire is sellotaped to the side of the
platter? You're the one who just "exposed yourself" as a "fraud", who
has never worked on a record deck. And yet you can't stop opening your
big mouth and stuffing your foot in it. You're a joke, David.
Definitely not worth anyone bothering with.


What a joke. Most grounding straps that I've seen are simply spotted
by looking at the end of the RCA cables. That's because you attach
them to the receiver at a spot close to the phono jacks. You do know
what they are, right? They're the little holes in the back of the
receiver and the little screw that sits close to them is where you
attach the grounding strap.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Notice how I just actually backed up my words with PROOF? Now let's see
YOU back up your LIE with PROOF that I said "turntables don't come with
grounding wires".


Now, back to your obsession with me. Soldier on.

Back to your backpedalling on the turntable grounding lies!


Oh yeah, let's not forget that you attacked me FIRST out of the blue,
so you get what you deserve.

Shut up and quit your whining, melonhead. Stand and on your feet and
act like a proper troll. Oh... you mean you ARE standing on your feet?

wrote:
And I willhave to note that you are a pathological liar. You're the
petty little troll that shrieked and shouted from the hilltops about my
unclosed parentheses. Only an ant like you would actually care, and I
noticed that only you and Shovels are lame enough to point out people's
spelling and grammatical mistakes. Which is astoundingly stupid, since
you and him both make no end of them yourselves! What the hell do you
two dweebs think you're doing here, writing the great American novel?

Ah, isn't your nickname Shovels?

Yes, some of your posts are long enough to be novels,
although great will undoubtedly be discussed further.
When the bottom say "read more" you're really on a roll.

wrote:

wrote:
And I willhave to note that you are a pathological liar. You're the
petty little troll that shrieked and shouted from the hilltops about my
unclosed parentheses. Only an ant like you would actually care, and I
noticed that only you and Shovels are lame enough to point out people's
spelling and grammatical mistakes. Which is astoundingly stupid, since
you and him both make no end of them yourselves! What the hell do you
two dweebs think you're doing here, writing the great American novel?

Ah, isn't your nickname Shovels?

No, George nicked it from me. It's actually the name George gives to
his... you know, "Willy". Although due to his morbid obesity, doesn't
get to see it very often, apparently. Perhaps my sig will make it all
clear for you.

Yes, some of your posts are long enough to be novels,
although great will undoubtedly be discussed further.
When the bottom say "read more" you're really on a roll.

Thanks! My goal is to get it long enough so where after that, it says
"No buddy, there's STILL more!".

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Shovie has his own kind of spelling. It involves lots of perorations.
" - George "Shovels" Middius

Don't be too hard on yourself, Shovie. You can always take some classes
in
remedical English to improve your spelling ability. ;-) - George
"Shovels" Middius

On 1 Apr 2006 16:02:51 -0800, wrote:


garbage bag boy backpedals again wrote:

On 1 Apr 2006 07:06:34 -0800, wrote:

Almost
as desperate a troll as your partner Garbage Bag Boy made, who based an
entire attack post against me on an unclosed parentheses

Since you seem to be totally obsessed with me, mentioning me about a
dozen times since the last time I addressed you,

"The last time you addressed me"? You've never -stopped- addressing me!
You're constantly talking about me to others, constantly stalking me
wherever I post, and clearly.... you must be getting hungry for your
daily dose of carrots, because here you are Garbage Bag Boy, big as
life, and ready for another virtual kick in the pants. Well, you're
always good for a laugh, so I'm happy to oblige. So how many of my
posts did you scour today, to make some meaningless trivial point
about? I'll bet you probably dream about me at night! LOL!

I'll note that you
beat me to the "unclosed parentheses" yourself.

And I willhave to note that you are a pathological liar. You're the
petty little troll that shrieked and shouted from the hilltops about my
unclosed parentheses. Only an ant like you would actually care, and I
noticed that only you and Shovels are lame enough to point out people's
spelling and grammatical mistakes. Which is astoundingly stupid, since
you and him both make no end of them yourselves! What the hell do you
two dweebs think you're doing here, writing the great American novel?

I just want to
remind everyone that you didn't even know that some turntables come
without grounding wires

HO! What this?! Garbage Bag Boy does an about face!

After so many messages of me and Scott telling you what an IDIOT you
are for claiming turntables come with grounding wires, not grounding
"straps", and you continuing to show the eternal source of your
stupidity by spending the last week and half trying to argue against
us, you're finally singing a different tune, I see? Well, Mr. Vile, let
me shove these words -back- in your face:


-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
From: dave weil -
Date : Fri Mar 17 2006 21:53

On 17 Mar 2006 14:11:26 -0800, wrote:


Well, now you're exposed as a fraud. why would you need to inspect the
underbelly of the deck?
you apparently don't know where to even find them in the first place.


LOL! You've never actually taken apart a record deck, have you David?
Perhaps you think the ground wire is sellotaped to the side of the
platter? You're the one who just "exposed yourself" as a "fraud", who
has never worked on a record deck. And yet you can't stop opening your
big mouth and stuffing your foot in it. You're a joke, David.
Definitely not worth anyone bothering with.


What a joke. Most grounding straps that I've seen are simply spotted
by looking at the end of the RCA cables. That's because you attach
them to the receiver at a spot close to the phono jacks. You do know
what they are, right? They're the little holes in the back of the
receiver and the little screw that sits close to them is where you
attach the grounding strap.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Notice how I just actually backed up my words with PROOF? Now let's see
YOU back up your LIE with PROOF that I said "turntables don't come with
grounding wires".


Now, back to your obsession with me. Soldier on.

Back to your backpedalling on the turntable grounding lies!


Oh yeah, let's not forget that you attacked me FIRST out of the blue,
so you get what you deserve.

Shut up and quit your whining, melonhead. Stand and on your feet and
act like a proper troll. Oh... you mean you ARE standing on your feet?

Good doggie. Roll over! Now play dead!

No, really.