Even though Mr. **** has been boasting that his $50 collection of
knives is "spiritually equivalent" to fine cutlery that costs $125
per piece, Obie Wanna Half Tang has succeeded in persuading him to
invest in some slightly more costly Forschner knives. Turdborg is
currently high bidder on this fine lot of gourmet cutlery:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=2350221154