[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Here's an ethical checklist for the post-Dumbya years.

• Do you enjoy being selfish?

• Do you believe government's principal role should be to impose "majority"
religious beliefs on *everybody*?

• Is greed your watchword?

• Do you hate government interference in "the marketplace"?

• Do you feel taxes need only be paid by those who aren't clever enough to
exploit loopholes in the laws?


If you answered "Yes!" to these questions, you're a republican. You can
revel in the "progress" and "accomplishments" notched by Dumbya, Cheney &
Crew, Rumsfeld, and the rest of them.