My fellow Americans:

In line with our recent crackdown on smut over the airwaves, I have instructed
the FCC to levy the maximum fine against any and all radio stations that air
Eric Clapton's new CD titled 'Me and Mr. Johnson.' An entire album dedicated to
an aging rocker's relationship with his penis is hardly fit fodder for young
and impressionable Christian ears.

Sincerely,

John Rehashcroft
Attorney General
Buttonman for Jesus