Audio 'borg programming mandates that they masturbate to the tune of
"facts, facts, facts" at least twice a day. Dr. Kroomacher, wherever he
might be, will be pleased to see that duh-Mikey, the least of the lesser
'borgs, fulfills this directive with ease.

From a human viewpoint, however, duh-Mikey's bleating about "facts" is
quaint, to say the least. I still remember laughing lond and loud when
Mikey claimed his IQ was 130. I'm starting to laugh again just by
reminding myself. Anyway, Mickey proffered that score as a "fact". Now
all we need is a way to map a Mickey-fact to a corresponding human term.
How about "ridiculous and/or fantastic claim pulled from Mikey's nether
region"?