Fagen:

Our sales are a little slow. Maybe it's time for us to extend the
line! Have you thought of marketing to boaters? By definition, they
seem to fit our marketing strategy of finding suckers with too much
money, too much time, and not enough savvy to make an informed
decision!

To ensure brisk sales, I suggest we install a sturdy eye-bolt through
the top, and replace the mystery packing material with concrete.
Shouldn't effect the sound much. God only knows, right? And lets
keep the same price, just change the currency to lira!

Hope this helps! See you in Bermuda!

Dogma4e
Marketing Director - Jupiter Audio

PS - If these doesn't sell, we can work on the pyrotechnics model.
You know, kind of like the set we sent dave! BTW, kudos on the spray
glue, boss!