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"Sgt. Shlepper" wrote:
From: "Arny Krueger" ;-) Note emoticon indicating humorous intent. It was obviously a joke. Here we see that John Atkinson is either a hopeless humorless dweeb or a incurable liar Oh. I get it. Why didn't *I* think of that? So all you have to do is add an emoticon and it doesn't matter how disgusting you are. Cool. How about this, then? This is as disgusting as it gets ;-) ;-) *ARNIE KRUEGER'S STOMACH'S TURNING* ;-) (Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds) Picture a wife with a **** tastes like liver Tits sagging down to her spider-veined thighs "Arnie," she mumbles. "Come here. Darling, eat me." Arnie is starting to cry Cellulite flowering over her butt God, who could give that bitch heh-head He'd rather bang his dead son Or bitch daughter instead (Bomp! Bomp! Bomp!) Mrs. Krueger's thighs are yearning Smegma dripping **** is burning Arnie Krueger's stomach's turning . . . He won't go down on her snatch, it's a sewer Stinking like cow-flop and old kidney pie That thing's dissolved seven stainless steel dildos Eat it? No, he'd rather die. Newspaper spread cause he might lose his lunch Having to kiss her goodnigh-ight And Reverend Wick says: "Let's pray that the thing doesn't bite!" (Bomp! Bomp! Bomp!) Mrs. Krueger's thighs are yearning Smegma dripping **** is burning Arnie Krueger's stomach's turning . . . Pictures a wife with a **** tastes like liver Arnie blows lunch and decides to abstain Only one man satisfaction will give her Thank God for Tommi Noussaine! (Bomp! Bomp! Bomp!) Mrs. Krueger's thighs are yearning Smegma dripping **** is burning Arnie Krueger's stomach's turning . . . Best Wishes, Sgt Shlepper . . . And do have a ;-) day Yes, very disgusting. For shame, for shame. But --- it's all better now because of the magic little ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) ;-) thingies. Yes, all better now. No harm done. This is so kewl. LN -- "Now you seem to live in a dream world...... A dream world where pastors don't say the word even when they have a mouth full of it. Have I heard pastors use the word "prick". Yes." A. Dimbulb Kroooger |
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You should join rec.music.makers.songwriting and send them your stuff.
"Sgt. Shlepper" skrev i en meddelelse ... From: "Arny Krueger" ;-) Note emoticon indicating humorous intent. It was obviously a joke. Here we see that John Atkinson is either a hopeless humorless dweeb or a incurable liar Oh. I get it. Why didn't *I* think of that? So all you have to do is add an emoticon and it doesn't matter how disgusting you are. Cool. How about this, then? This is as disgusting as it gets ;-) ;-) *ARNIE KRUEGER'S STOMACH'S TURNING* ;-) (Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds) Picture a wife with a **** tastes like liver Tits sagging down to her spider-veined thighs "Arnie," she mumbles. "Come here. Darling, eat me." Arnie is starting to cry Cellulite flowering over her butt God, who could give that bitch heh-head He'd rather bang his dead son Or bitch daughter instead (Bomp! Bomp! Bomp!) Mrs. Krueger's thighs are yearning Smegma dripping **** is burning Arnie Krueger's stomach's turning . . . He won't go down on her snatch, it's a sewer Stinking like cow-flop and old kidney pie That thing's dissolved seven stainless steel dildos Eat it? No, he'd rather die. Newspaper spread cause he might lose his lunch Having to kiss her goodnigh-ight And Reverend Wick says: "Let's pray that the thing doesn't bite!" (Bomp! Bomp! Bomp!) Mrs. Krueger's thighs are yearning Smegma dripping **** is burning Arnie Krueger's stomach's turning . . . Pictures a wife with a **** tastes like liver Arnie blows lunch and decides to abstain Only one man satisfaction will give her Thank God for Tommi Noussaine! (Bomp! Bomp! Bomp!) Mrs. Krueger's thighs are yearning Smegma dripping **** is burning Arnie Krueger's stomach's turning . . . Best Wishes, Sgt Shlepper . . . And do have a ;-) day |
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![]() Myth Shelleyed: You should join rec.music.makers.songwriting and send them your stuff. And you should "join" alt.usenet.dummies so your top-posting won't stick out like a sore thumb. |
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