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Did ya get it on the first guess? ;-)

Oh Please, Have you met the Man??

I find JA neither Pompus nor arrogant. I find a Man that has a job to do and
a mission in life to fullfill and to share.

opinionated? Yes...why not?

Bill Roberts Mastering

For fine restoration and calibration, since 1975.


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Did ya get it on the first guess? ;-)

John Roberts a écrit :

and a mission in life [snip...] to share.

Do you mean to sell ? ;-)

John Roberts wrote:

Oh Please, Have you met the Man??

In a manner of speaking...

I find JA neither Pompus nor arrogant.

I'm sure he's your hero.

I find a Man that has a job to
do and a mission in life to fullfill and to share.

Yup, JA has fufilled his mission to turn high end audio into
a religion.

opinionated? Yes...why not?

It would be nice if there was something worthwhile to back
those opinions up. Instead we have pseudoscience and
anti-science.

John Roberts wrote:
Oh Please, Have you met the Man??


"the Man"? Is this random capitalization, or something deeper?


I find JA neither Pompus nor arrogant. I find a Man that has a job to do and
a mission in life to fullfill and to share.


"a mission in life to fulfill and to share"? Is Stereophile The Gospel
of John?

opinionated? Yes...why not?


Funny how those "opinions" always favor the advertisers, eh?

wrote:

John Roberts wrote:

Oh Please, Have you met the Man??

"the Man"? Is this random capitalization, or something
deeper?

So you noticed the subservient tone as well?

I find JA neither Pompus nor arrogant. I find a Man that
has a job
to do and a mission in life to fullfill and to share.

"a mission in life to fulfill and to share"? Is
Stereophile The Gospel
of John?

LOL!

opinionated? Yes...why not?

Funny how those "opinions" always favor the advertisers,
eh?

So you noticed that, as well?

John Roberts said:

Oh Please, Have you met the Man??

I find JA neither Pompus nor arrogant.

That's because you're not consumed with envy.

I find a Man that has a job to do and
a mission in life to fullfill and to share.

I'd guess you're speaking of his activities in the mundane world. The religious
zealots who fear and loathe JA are forever dreaming of their "reward" in the
next life for not achieving material success in this one.

The antihuman Krooborg bewails his surfeit of nanites and implants.

I find a Man that has a job to
do and a mission in life to fullfill and to share.

Yup, JA has fufilled his mission to turn high end audio into
a religion.

Given™ that it's *you* who is demonstrably religious about audio (albeit not at
all about morality), thanks for demonstrating Mr. Kroofeces that the only way
you can comprehend the business world is by attempting to superimpose "religion"
onto every aspect.

It would be nice if there was something worthwhile to back
those opinions up. Instead we have pseudoscience and
anti-science.

Oh, poor Arnii. Usenet's biggest liar, most craven hypocrite, and worst
"scientist" is complaining that Stereophile is failing as remedial education for
him.

wrote

Did ya get it on the first guess? ;-)


Did ya lube any nipples today? ;-)

Silver Surfer wrote :

wrote

Did ya get it on the first guess? ;-)


Did ya lube any nipples today? ;-)

Still surfin' on the dying wave, eh Surfer ?

George Middius wrote:
John Roberts said:

Oh Please, Have you met the Man??

I find JA neither Pompus nor arrogant.

That's because you're not consumed with envy.

Envey of what? Envey of not skulking around HE2005 looking
like a whipped dog?

I find a Man that has a job to do and
a mission in life to fullfill and to share.

I'd guess you're speaking of his activities in the mundane
world.

No, we're talking about his spiritual battles what he
perceives to be the tools of Satan, such as the AES.

The religious zealots who fear and loathe JA are forever
dreaming of
their "reward" in the next life for not achieving material
success in
this one.

Speaking of material rewards George, why not amuse us by
revealing your annual income?

"Arny Krueger" wrote in message
...



Envey of what? Envey of not skulking around HE2005 looking
like a whipped dog?


I have no envey. As a matter of fact, I have no envey twice.




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Lionel wrote:
Silver Surfer wrote :

wrote

Did ya get it on the first guess? ;-)


Did ya lube any nipples today? ;-)

Still surfin' on the dying wave, eh Surfer ?


Go easy on poor ol' Tom "Surf" Albertz, Lionel. After all, what's a
Hewlett-Packard cast-off nerd to do? To him, there seem to be four
choices:

1) Troll, lie and forge posts and emails

2) Dream about being John Atkinson, kingpin of snakeoil audio

3) Flog real estate for his wife's firm in Colorado

4) Get "deep-throated" by the strap-on dildo his wife keeps in the
closet :-(

1 and 2 look alot better than 3 and 4, so ol' Tom is sticking with 'em!

Arny Krueger wrote:

John Roberts wrote:

Oh Please, Have you met the Man??

In a manner of speaking...

I find JA neither Pompus nor arrogant.

I'm sure he's your hero.

I find a Man that has a job to
do and a mission in life to fullfill and to share.

Yup, JA has fufilled his mission to turn high end audio into
a religion.

opinionated? Yes...why not?

It would be nice if there was something worthwhile to back
those opinions up. Instead we have pseudoscience and
anti-science.

But the enterprise is certainly a fine cash cow. Suckers
actually pay to be fooled.

Howard Ferstler

Howard Ferstler wrote:
Arny Krueger wrote:

John Roberts wrote:

Oh Please, Have you met the Man??

In a manner of speaking...

I find JA neither Pompus nor arrogant.

I'm sure he's your hero.

I find a Man that has a job to
do and a mission in life to fullfill and to share.

Yup, JA has fufilled his mission to turn high end audio into
a religion.

opinionated? Yes...why not?

It would be nice if there was something worthwhile to back
those opinions up. Instead we have pseudoscience and
anti-science.

But the enterprise is certainly a fine cash cow. Suckers
actually pay to be fooled.


Hard to believe, but true.

Barnum was right.

"To the Egress!" :-)

Richie "Big Dog" Malesweski writes:

Go easy on poor ol' Tom "Surf" Albertz, Lionel. After all, what's a
Hewlett-Packard cast-off nerd to do?

You try so hard, don't you, Rich? You know what your problem is,
Rich? You don't know what my situation is, and we all know what
yours is. You're a sad loser. You're full of hate. You're ugly inside
and out. You're a joke. And you're impotent.

Let's be specific now, Rich.
1) You were run off from New England.
2) You ran home to old mom and dad in Arkansas.
3) No job.
4) No income.
5) ****ty website.
6) You'll always be ugly.

"Our mission is to provide the very highest levels of service at
"Lower-Than-Bike-Shop" prices."
"Buy your **** on Ebay and I'll build it!"
"Don't pay those inflated bike shop prices!"

That went over big on rec.bic.tech, didn't it, Rich?
whoops.
But I'm sure you're building a tidy nest egg running this
new paradigm. The joke's on them!

Enjoy!

"Lionel" wrote ...
Silver Surfer wrote :

wrote

Did ya get it on the first guess? ;-)


Did ya lube any nipples today? ;-)

Still surfin' on the dying wave, eh Surfer ?


What do you suggest, Lee-o-nell ? You like that guy?

"Arny Krueger" wrote...

Speaking of material rewards George, why not amuse us by
revealing your annual income?


Why don't you ask Richie the same question.


duh... who's Richie???

The Krooborg breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.

The religious zealots who fear and loathe JA are forever
dreaming of
their "reward" in the next life for not achieving material
success in
this one.

Didn't somebody just yesterday pontificate about using "Quotefix"? Oh wait, that
was you.

sneer

Tom said to Little ****:

Richie "Big Dog" Malesweski writes:

Go easy on poor ol' Tom "Surf" Albertz, Lionel. After all, what's a
Hewlett-Packard cast-off nerd to do?

You try so hard, don't you, Rich? You know what your problem is,
Rich? You don't know what my situation is, and we all know what
yours is. You're a sad loser. You're full of hate. You're ugly inside
and out. You're a joke. And you're impotent.

Let's be specific now, Rich.
1) You were run off from New England.
2) You ran home to old mom and dad in Arkansas.
3) No job.
4) No income.
5) ****ty website.
6) You'll always be ugly.

"Our mission is to provide the very highest levels of service at
"Lower-Than-Bike-Shop" prices."
"Buy your **** on Ebay and I'll build it!"
"Don't pay those inflated bike shop prices!"

That went over big on rec.bic.tech, didn't it, Rich?
whoops.
But I'm sure you're building a tidy nest egg running this
new paradigm. The joke's on them!

Enjoy!


Dickie must be terribly envious of you. You have a family, your own house, and
respect in your community. Thing is a lowlife cur who's been one step ahead of
the law for the last 30 years, an outcast from everywhere, and a bitter loser
who may have murdered his parents for their home.

George Middius wrote:
The Krooborg breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.

The religious zealots who fear and loathe JA are
forever dreaming of
their "reward" in the next life for not achieving
material success in
this one.

Didn't somebody just yesterday pontificate about using
"Quotefix"? Oh
wait, that was you.

sneer

What's your problem, Middius?

Surf wrote:

Richie "Big Dog" Malesweski writes:

Go easy on poor ol' Tom "Surf" Albertz, Lionel. After
all, what's a
Hewlett-Packard cast-off nerd to do?

You try so hard, don't you, Rich? You know what your
problem is,
Rich?

You're a sad loser. You're full of hate. You're ugly
inside and out. You're a joke. And you're impotent.

If irony killed...

"Arny Krueger" wrote

If irony killed...


If you only had a brain....

Surf said to the Big ****:

If you only had a brain....

If he had one, he'd send the Kroobitch to Whore Finishing School in France.

QuoteManglerBorg puled:

The Krooborg breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.

The religious zealots who fear and loathe JA are
forever dreaming of
their "reward" in the next life for not achieving
material success in
this one.

Didn't somebody just yesterday pontificate about using
"Quotefix"? Oh
wait, that was you.

sneer

What's your problem, Middius?


Jeez, Arnii, this is obtuse even for you. Did you suffer a blow to the head? Did
you try mainlining turd juice instead of just eating them?

Arny Krueger wrote:
George Middius wrote:
The Krooborg breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.

The religious zealots who fear and loathe JA are
forever dreaming of
their "reward" in the next life for not achieving
material success in
this one.

Didn't somebody just yesterday pontificate about using
"Quotefix"? Oh
wait, that was you.

sneer

What's your problem, Middius?


He's a psychotic, Arny.

Arny Krueger wrote:
Surf wrote:

Richie "Big Dog" Malesweski writes:

Go easy on poor ol' Tom "Surf" Albertz, Lionel. After
all, what's a
Hewlett-Packard cast-off nerd to do?

You try so hard, don't you, Rich? You know what your
problem is,
Rich?

You're a sad loser. You're full of hate. You're ugly
inside and out. You're a joke. And you're impotent.

If irony killed...


......both "Middius" and his serf would be pushin' up dandelions! ;-)

wrote:
Arny Krueger wrote:
George Middius wrote:
The Krooborg breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.

The religious zealots who fear and loathe JA are
forever
dreaming of their "reward" in the next life for not
achieving
material success in this one.

Didn't somebody just yesterday pontificate about using
"Quotefix"?
Oh wait, that was you.

sneer

What's your problem, Middius?


He's a psychotic, Arny.

Ya think? ;-)

George Middius wrote:
Surf said to the Big ****:

If you only had a brain....

If he had one, he'd send the Kroobitch to Whore Finishing
School in
France.

More of that British humor you learned from Atkinson, eh
Middius?

George "nutty fruitcake" Middius is off his meds in a big way:

George Middius wrote:
Surf said to the Big ****:

If you only had a brain....

If he had one, he'd send the Kroobitch to Whore Finishing School in France.

Arny Krueger wrote:
wrote:
Arny Krueger wrote:
George Middius wrote:
The Krooborg breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.

The religious zealots who fear and loathe JA are
forever
dreaming of their "reward" in the next life for not
achieving
material success in this one.

Didn't somebody just yesterday pontificate about using
"Quotefix"?
Oh wait, that was you.

sneer

What's your problem, Middius?


He's a psychotic, Arny.

Ya think? ;-)


Naahhh, just kidding. "George" is as normal as Howard Hughes. ;-)

****-for-Brains tries desperately to get more attention from Real Audio Guy John
Atkinson.

If he had one, he'd send the Kroobitch to Whore Finishing School in
France.


Did you uninstall Quotefix from your computer, Turdy? Or, more likely, was your
old computer seized by the police and you haven't installed Quotefix on your new
one?

More of that British humor you learned from Atkinson, eh
Middius?

If you want Lord Atkinson to appear and grant your wish for punishment, you have
to say his name three times: "Atkinson! Atkinson! Atkinson!" Try it.

George Middius said:

If you want Lord Atkinson to appear and grant your wish for punishment, you have
to say his name three times: "Atkinson! Atkinson! Atkinson!" Try it.


Whilst simultaneously banging your head to the wall, of course.

--

"Audio as a serious hobby is going down the tubes."
- Howard Ferstler, 25/4/2005

George Middius wrote:
****-for-Brains tries desperately to get more attention from Real Audio Guy John
Atkinson.

If he had one, he'd send the Kroobitch to Whore Finishing School in
France.


Did you uninstall Quotefix from your computer, Turdy? Or, more likely, was your
old computer seized by the police and you haven't installed Quotefix on your new
one?

More of that British humor you learned from Atkinson, eh
Middius?

If you want Lord Atkinson to appear and grant your wish for punishment, you have
to say his name three times: "Atkinson! Atkinson! Atkinson!" Try it.


Or, you could try: "pompous windbag! pompous windbag! pompous
windbag!". Nah, too much of a mouthful. How 'bout: "con man! con man!
con man!". That should conjure up Atkinson every time. ;-)

Arnii, I have a suggestion for you:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...CMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

It's called a "doormat". When used correctly, it will minimize the kind of filth
seen below.


If you want Lord Atkinson to appear and grant your wish for punishment,
you have to say his name three times: "Atkinson! Atkinson! Atkinson!"
Try it.

Or, you could try: "pompous windbag! pompous windbag! pompous
windbag!". Nah, too much of a mouthful. How 'bout: "con man! con man!
con man!". That should conjure up Atkinson every time. ;-)


Civilized people scrape this kind of crap off their shoes before entering decent
company. If you, Arnii Krooger, aspire to being accepted in respectable society,
you should take steps to remove Thing's stench from your person and attire.

Just a suggestion, of course. ;-)

torrie****s writes:

Naahhh, just kidding. "George" is as normal as Howard Hughes. ;-)


How normal are you, dick?
Just a normal 55 yr old hippy livin at home w' maw and paw.
How're the folks, btw?
How's Lisa?

"George Middius" wrote in message
...


The Krooborg breaks down and sobs uncontrollably.

The religious zealots who fear and loathe JA are forever
dreaming of
their "reward" in the next life for not achieving material
success in
this one.

Didn't somebody just yesterday pontificate about using "Quotefix"? Oh
wait, that
was you.

sneer


If ir
ony kil
led.



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John Roberts wrote:

Oh Please, Have you met the Man??

I find JA neither Pompus nor arrogant. I find a Man that has a job to do and
a mission in life to fullfill and to share.

opinionated? Yes...why not?

How do his opinions regarding the sound of amps, CD players,
and wires stack up to what typical "real" engineers would
have to say concerning those topics?

Howard Ferstler

Brother Horace the Wantonly Ignored said:

How do his opinions regarding the sound of amps, CD players,
and wires stack up to what typical "real" engineers would
have to say concerning those topics?

Oh, is that the Official Ferstlerianism Rating System? Too bad the best products
aren’t designed for mere wage earners like us.

You like complaining that expensive things don’t perform “better” than modestly
priced ones. Is that because you actually believe you’re smarter than the people
who design them, or have you finally come to terms with your raging class envy?

George Middius wrote:

Brother Horace the Wantonly Ignored said:

How do his opinions regarding the sound of amps, CD players,
and wires stack up to what typical "real" engineers would
have to say concerning those topics?

Oh, is that the Official Ferstlerianism Rating System? Too bad the best products
aren’t designed for mere wage earners like us.

The best products are designed for intelligent and
perceptive individuals. On the other hand, many tweako
products are designed for idiots who have money to burn and
brains that enshrine "preference."

You like complaining that expensive things don’t perform “better” than modestly
priced ones.

Nope. Some do; some don't. The problem is that tweakos like
you think that stuff like exotic wires or super-duper
amplifiers matter. They don't.

Is that because you actually believe you’re smarter than the people
who design them, or have you finally come to terms with your raging class envy?

Most (but not all) "serious" audio buffs are jerks. How's
that for a nutshell analysis of people like you?

Howard Ferstler