A little humility can do wonders for a person. Even a lazy small-time
criminal such as yourself.

What humility? you ask. Why, just today you finally admitted you are too
stupid to figure out how to use a newsreader. You have figured out that
calling successful people liars is easy and fun. Of course, it's not because
you're envious, right? ;-)

Now be a good little buttwipe and answer my other questions. Or maybe I
should find out who posted your bail in Massachusetts and apprise them of
your current whereabouts. Would that be fun for you, Dickie? ;-)