Does anyone else have this problem?
After playing a particulary moving piece of music I have a very strong
urge to have a bowel movement (crap) on the piano bench, and I
usually do.

This can be somewhat embarressing at times and I am wondering how I
can go about cleaning up so that the host or owner of the piano does
not notice?

Propiano is really starting to get annoyed with me because my last few
missles were real stinkers!

Please do not suggest diapers because they make noise that interferes
with the recording of my best pieces.

Does anyone else have this fetish?

Wallace