[George M. Middius[_4_]]

10. Arnii is dependent on his poor wife's insurance, and it doesn't cover
therapy for mental illness.

9. The doctors are all plotting against Arnii.

8. Going for treatment would take valuable time away from Arnii's "Usenet
career".

7. Been there done, that. Didn't take.

6. Nobody has offered sufficient proof that Arnii actually needs treatment.

5. The other inmates in the asylum don't recognize Arnii's innate
superiority.

4. Arnii's intellect is too keen to dance with God.

3. Swimming against the tide is quite rewarding, thank you.

2. They don't allow soldering irons and pliers in the nuthouse.

1. Everybody who tells Arnii he's insane is a mere figment of Arnii's
imagination; ergo, treatment is pointless.