[George M. Middius[_4_]]

It's that time of the week again. The Krooborg is girding its nether regions
for another withering assault from Pastor Matt. The Beast's visit to church
always ends the same way: Come Monday, Turdborg drags its miserable ass back
to Usenet and acts out its stinging frustration from the humiliations of
spending a few hours among its devout and repentant neighbors.

Nevertheless, we on RAO should support Mr. **** in its feeble efforts to
prepare for its weekly contemplation of the Almighty. Did y'all know
Turdborg has a catechism it calls "The En-juh-near's Prayer"? It's on his
miserable excuse for a web site, which, by the way, hasn't been updated in,
like, ten years. The relics of Turdy's pathetic career can be spotted,
including a crooked deal he signed with the dentist who made his dentures.

For the benefit of any interested Normals, the Resistance has attempted to
decode the nonsenical prattle in Mr. ****'s ridiculous "prayer". Herewith a
Normalized version of the stinky **** that the Krooborg tries to pass off as
"faith".



Engineer's Prayer

Translation: Sicicccnnnece is for loosers.

Dear Lord, Almighty God; Maker of the Universe and mo

Translation: I, Arnii F. Krooborg, am a disgusting piece of crap.
Please smite me, O Lord.

In your mercy, glory and power, which so rapidly approached and now uniquely
circumscribes infinity, because you created it.

Translation: Hey God, how'd you like my vocab exercise? I got
all that sh*i*t from the Booble. I have an extra copy if you, y'know,
haven't read it yet.

Please grant me the wisdom to know what should be readily and effectively
analyzed, and what should be understood intuitively.

Translation: Still working on my "One Day Without Snotting" token.

Please grant me the mathematical skills, theoretical knowledge, and
computational power to analyze what should be analyzed.

Translation: Yes of course I went to school. What does that have
to do with anything? I'm prayin' here!

Please grant me the experimental and statistical skills to determine
experimentally what should determined experimentally.

Translation: If I knew how to bust out of a wet paper bag, do you
think I'd bother hauling my sorry ass to chruch™ every dam' Sunday?

Please grant me the project management and optimization skills to use all
the resources which you have graciously and undeservedly placed at my
disposal, to their fullest.

Translation: The "management" part is purely hypothetical. All of my
"trainees" are in therapy or Witness Protection.

Finally, Dear Lord, please grant me adequate funding and time so I can eat,
work, and even occasionally relax comfortably; while I am having all this
"fun"! I will take time to praise, study and worship you regardless.

Translation: This is just in case the Kroobitch realizes the dowry
was a one-shot donation for the propagation of Kroofulness.

Proverbs 2:6 For the LORD gives wisdom, and from his mouth come knowledge
and understanding.

Translation: I haven't fooled any Normals yet, O Lord. Please cover
me with more crap so maybe they won't recognize me, k?

[Arny Krueger]

"George M. Middiot" wrote in
message news
snip usual childish ranting and name-calling.

note that like several other members of his posse (most notably Art), the
Miidiot is so close to totally losing it, that he again made the identical
same post twice

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Dec 12, 12:12*pm, "Arny Krueger" wrote:

again made the identical same post twice

Speaking of redunancy... LOL!

[Sophistic]

"Sheeshhh! I'm Blabbering For Reason!" flubbed:

again made the identical same post twice

Speaking of redunancy... LOL!

A three-word statement .... and you managed to louse it up. Must be a new
world's record.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Dec 12, 11:40*pm, "Sophistic" wrote:
"Sheeshhh! I'm Blabbering For Reason!" *flubbed:

*again made the identical same post twice
Speaking of redunancy... LOL!

A three-word statement .... and you managed to louse it up.

Well, now, how many dots make up ellipsis? He

http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/gramm...s/ellipsis.htm

So we have a criticism here where the critic "loused it up". LOL!

Must be a new world's record.

Unfortunately, simpletons like you are a dime a dozen on the Usenet,
so no record for you.

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

Shhhh! said:

*again made the identical[sic] same[sic] post twice

Speaking of redunancy... LOL!

Pardon?

redunancy

What was that?

redunancy

A three-word statement .... and you managed to louse it up.

Well, now, how many dots make up ellipsis?

Styncho gets all twittery at the thought of small round things. You're just
tormenting him gratuitously, aren't you?

[Sophistic]

"Sheeshhh! etc." further flubbed:

Speaking of redunancy... LOL!

A three-word statement .... and you managed to louse it up.

Well, now, how many dots make up ellipsis?

Boobus can't even get the above sentence right. What a maroon.

[Clyde Slick]

On 12 Dec, 13:12, "Arny Krueger" wrote:
"George M. Middiot" wrote in
messagenewso95k4l13k9pmrsp1e6m31v59uvv0afr9s@4ax .com

snip usual childish ranting and name-calling.

note that like several other members of his posse (most notably Art), the
Miidiot is so close to totally losing it, that he again made the identical
same post twice

you are a ****ty stinkhole

[Clyde Slick]

On 12 Dec, 13:12, "Arny Krueger" wrote:
"George M. Middiot" wrote in
messagenewso95k4l13k9pmrsp1e6m31v59uvv0afr9s@4ax .com

snip usual childish ranting and name-calling.

note that like several other members of his posse (most notably Art), the
Miidiot is so close to totally losing it, that he again made the identical
same post twice

you are a stinky ********

[AZ Nomad[_2_]]

On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:12:05 -0500, Arny Krueger wrote:
"George M. Middiot" wrote in
message news

snip usual childish ranting and name-calling.

note that like several other members of his posse (most notably Art), the
Miidiot is so close to totally losing it, that he again made the identical
same post twice


how can it lose what it has never had?

[George M. Middius[_4_]]

BozoBorg has picked up the Krooborg's stench.

[My supreme master] is so close to totally losing it, that he again made the identical
same post twice

how can [George the Great] lose what [a pathetic loser like me] never had?

Let's review what we know about BozoBorg... After being convicted of
indecent acts with children, it was sentenced to 30 years imprisonment.
After serving 8 years of its sentence, it was offered chemical castration
instead of confinement, an alternative the horrid creature accepted.
Unfortunately for Bozo, the drugs triggered a genetic mutation, causing
unsightly facial growth:

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Health/rt_chuancai4_080108_ssh.jpg

The poor thing has suffered through many surgeries, but now it's confined to
a hostel for the rest of its extremely bitter days. Sad, isn't it.