[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

nob, 2pid and I are only doing what's best for the future of humanity
by denying Global Warming. We have a secret agenda. GW is just not an
issue, as Our Lord will step in and take nob, 2pid and I away. You
poor suckers will be left holding the bag if you don't convert now!

nob and 2pid are too humble to admit their strong conservative
chrisitian beliefs. I, however, will trumpet them from on high! Jeebus
(and white guys) rule! And this article proves without a doubt where
nob, 2pid and I are coming from. As it turns out, jeebus is a
libertarian.

As you can see from this article, by ruining the planet we can hurry
up Our Lord's return. And He's certainly been taking his damned sweet
time. Conservative christians like nob, 2pid and I are hopeful that
Global Warming will bring back jeebus. Some may feel that this is an
incredibly arrogant attitude. After all, they might say, nob, 2pid and
I are mere mortals. But they'd be wrong, because we also know what's
best for The Lord! nob has the 'facts' to back this statement up.

Excuse me. I have to go apply my new "If This Car Doesn't Have a
Driver, Rapture is Here!" bumper sticker now.

nob will probably claim that he's a "pastafarian". This is simply
because, in nob's case, the right hand does not know what the left
hand is doing any more than the rest of him does. 2pid's advocacy of
the Iraq war also gives us a further hint into his true motivations.
As it turns out, 2pid's anti-Islam jihad is a life-or-death struggle
against the antichrist. 2pid's 'morality' and 'ethics' and strong
religious 'convictions' will probably cause him to deny this post
before he has his ass licked three times. But now you know better!

BTW, I remember Watt's comments to Congress on the matter. Even though
I was a republican at the time, I thought that he was pretty weird.
Now I realize that Watt was simply doing what is correct for mankind:

"His thorough-going critique of fundamentalism points to "the danger
that voters and politicians alike become oblivious to the facts." He
recalls James Watt, President Reagan's first Secretary of the
Interior, telling the U.S. Congress that protecting natural resources
was unimportant in light of the imminent return of Jesus Christ. Watt
said, "After the last tree is felled, Christ will come back."

http://findarticles.com/p/articles/m...9/ai_n10300862

If nob and 2pid are anything they're certainly "oblivious to the
facts". But they had a strong 'moral' leader in Watt and the other
republicans.

Praise be.