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On Sat, 1 Oct 2005 15:48:00 -0400, "Robert Morein"
wrote: "jclause" wrote in message ... In article , says... No problem. I answered your query, because it made sense. The other comments by the assorted nitwits who occupy this group are being ignored. Howard Ferstler We note that ol' Howie is back... Started off with a rather nasty crack So in view of this It would not be amiss If we all should give him a whack. He implied polite replys made no sense So perhaps we should avoid the pretense Let's hit him real hard With no holds barred.. And see who can provoke his incense. :-) (Evoke a reply, that is) Hammingaway Inc. Howard's pleasure is not his pressure Which we hear is rather high With all those books for his leisure Why comes he here to lie? Chorus: He is the very model of a modern audio critic! Why comes he here to seek his end? What could it be that he intends? Has his mind gone around the bend? Does he imagine he has friends? Chorus: He is the very model of a modern audio critic! Those Allisons of sound so strained Pointed at his head Emulsify his petty brain Driving him to bed Chorus: He is the very model of a sick audio critic! He wakes to tap a scornful missive From laptop while in intensive care To his doctors he's dismissive Surrounded by astonished stares Chorus: Intensive care cardiac arrest alarm: Beep, beep, beep... With cuff strapped on and pumping up The gauge goes off the scale RAO has blown his fuse Thus shall end the tale Beep, beep, beep............. Yep, definitely missed your calling, Robert. |
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