Daniel said to PervBorg:

I am mortified that you are calling me a liar.

You started out lying about your true identity, and it went downhill from
there. Of course if your driver's license says your legal name is "Schizoid
Man", please accept my apologies.

What does that have to do with anything?

If you had **** where your brain should be, you wouldn't have to
ask that question.