On Sat, 1 Oct 2005 15:48:00 -0400, "Robert Morein"
wrote:


"jclause" wrote in message
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In article ,
says...



No problem. I answered your query, because it made sense.
The other comments by the assorted nitwits who occupy this
group are being ignored.

Howard Ferstler



We note that ol' Howie is back...
Started off with a rather nasty crack
So in view of this
It would not be amiss
If we all should give him a whack.

He implied polite replys made no sense
So perhaps we should avoid the pretense
Let's hit him real hard
With no holds barred..
And see who can provoke his incense. :-)

(Evoke a reply, that is)

Hammingaway Inc.

Howard's pleasure is not his pressure
Which we hear is rather high
With all those books for his leisure
Why comes he here to lie?

Chorus: He is the very model of a modern audio critic!

Why comes he here to seek his end?
What could it be that he intends?
Has his mind gone around the bend?
Does he imagine he has friends?

Chorus: He is the very model of a modern audio critic!

Those Allisons of sound so strained
Pointed at his head
Emulsify his petty brain
Driving him to bed

Chorus: He is the very model of a sick audio critic!

He wakes to tap a scornful missive
From laptop while in intensive care
To his doctors he's dismissive
Surrounded by astonished stares

Chorus: Intensive care cardiac arrest alarm: Beep, beep, beep...

With cuff strapped on and pumping up
The gauge goes off the scale
RAO has blown his fuse
Thus shall end the tale

Beep, beep, beep.............

Yep, definitely missed your calling, Robert.