Question For Yustabe And Scott

[Professor Midnite]

Please discuss the following with the class:

Marriage, you say (more or less) is a scared, time-honored institutionalizing
of a committed relationship between a man and a woman. You imply, I think, that
gay marriage would somehow damage that institution. I assume, as well, that you
support the Holy Emperor Bush in his call for a constitutional amendment to
protect marriage. Whether you do or don't, here's the question: Which is the
bigger threat to marriages and families? Loving gay couples who make the
difficult decision to commit for life, or the MILLIONS of men and women who
commit adultery and thereby shatter their families and often cripple their
children emotionally? If it's in the state's interest to preserve marriage as
being between a man and a woman for the sake of families, why not propose an
amendment to make adultery a capital crime?

What do you think?

Professor Midnite

[Glenn Zelniker]

Professor Midnite wrote:
>
> Please discuss the following with the class:
>
> Marriage, you say (more or less) is a scared, time-honored institutionalizing
> of a committed relationship between a man and a woman. You imply, I think, that
> gay marriage would somehow damage that institution. I assume, as well, that you
> support the Holy Emperor Bush in his call for a constitutional amendment to
> protect marriage. Whether you do or don't, here's the question: Which is the
> bigger threat to marriages and families? Loving gay couples who make the
> difficult decision to commit for life, or the MILLIONS of men and women who
> commit adultery and thereby shatter their families and often cripple their
> children emotionally? If it's in the state's interest to preserve marriage as
> being between a man and a woman for the sake of families, why not propose an
> amendment to make adultery a capital crime?

Adultery is fine, as long as it's between a man and a woman. Or
two women. That's kinda hot.

I think marriage is a sacrosanct rite and that nothing glorifies
the blessed union of a man and a woman more than a
spur-of-the-moment three-AM ceremony by a unicycle-riding
Malaysian Elvis impersonator at the 24-hour drive-through Chapel
of the Immaculate Pink Eldorado.

Glenn Z

[Professor Midnite]

Good heavens! I wrote:

>Marriage, you say (more or less) is a *scared*, time-honored
institutionalizing

I meant to write a *sacred*. Apologies to all. But could this be a Freudian
slip?

Professor Midnite

[Marc Phillips]

Dr. Z said:

>I think marriage is a sacrosanct rite and that nothing glorifies
>the blessed union of a man and a woman more than a
>spur-of-the-moment three-AM ceremony by a unicycle-riding
>Malaysian Elvis impersonator at the 24-hour drive-through Chapel
>of the Immaculate Pink Eldorado.

Hey, don't knock Vegas weddings...I had one! And there were many sacred
moments that day, including filling out my marriage license with a golf pencil,
and the hefty click sound the play button of the tape recorder made when "The
Wedding March" began!

Boon

[Arny Krueger]

"Marc Phillips" > wrote in message

> Dr. Z said:
>
>> I think marriage is a sacrosanct rite and that nothing glorifies
>> the blessed union of a man and a woman more than a
>> spur-of-the-moment three-AM ceremony by a unicycle-riding
>> Malaysian Elvis impersonator at the 24-hour drive-through Chapel
>> of the Immaculate Pink Eldorado.
>
> Hey, don't knock Vegas weddings...I had one! And there were many
> sacred moments that day, including filling out my marriage license
> with a golf pencil, and the hefty click sound the play button of the
> tape recorder made when "The Wedding March" began!

Plastic does as plastic is.

[S888Wheel]

>
>Plastic does as plastic is.
>
>

O.K. Forrest.

[Sockpuppet Yustabe]

"Professor Midnite" > wrote in message
...
> Please discuss the following with the class:
>
> Marriage, you say (more or less) is a scared, time-honored
institutionalizing
> of a committed relationship between a man and a woman. You imply, I think,
that
> gay marriage would somehow damage that institution. I assume, as well,
that you
> support the Holy Emperor Bush in his call for a constitutional amendment
to
> protect marriage. Whether you do or don't, here's the question: Which is
the
> bigger threat to marriages and families? Loving gay couples who make the
> difficult decision to commit for life, or the MILLIONS of men and women
who
> commit adultery and thereby shatter their families and often cripple their
> children emotionally? If it's in the state's interest to preserve marriage
as
> being between a man and a woman for the sake of families, why not propose
an
> amendment to make adultery a capital crime?
>
> What do you think?
>

How would you score a blow job?




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[Sockpuppet Yustabe]

"Marc Phillips" > wrote in message
...
> Dr. Z said:
>
> >I think marriage is a sacrosanct rite and that nothing glorifies
> >the blessed union of a man and a woman more than a
> >spur-of-the-moment three-AM ceremony by a unicycle-riding
> >Malaysian Elvis impersonator at the 24-hour drive-through Chapel
> >of the Immaculate Pink Eldorado.
>
> Hey, don't knock Vegas weddings...I had one! And there were many sacred
> moments that day, including filling out my marriage license with a golf
pencil,
> and the hefty click sound the play button of the tape recorder made when
"The
> Wedding March" began!
>

You didn't insist on vinyl?




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[Professor Midnite]

>From: "Sockpuppet Yustabe"

>How would you score a blow job?
>
>

It depends from whom.

But a question, class:

Q: What word do men use to describe the worst blow job they ever had?


A: Fabulous!


Now then, getting back to the question at hand, since you presume to be the
grand protector of the traditional marriage and traditional family, and since
Scott fashions himself a veritable Catcher In The Rye protecting children,
which is more problematic to children and traditional families: Gay marriage or
adultery. And should we have a constitutional amendment suspending the *cruel
and unusual* concept, thus permitting castration of male adulterers and stoning
of females, in the same manner Holy Roller Rapture Boy George wants a
constitutional amendment to deny Gays civil rights and equal treatment under
the law?

We eagerly await your response.

Professor Midnite

[ScottW]

"Professor Midnite" > wrote in message
...
> >From: "Sockpuppet Yustabe"
>
> >How would you score a blow job?
> >
> >
>
> It depends from whom.
>
> But a question, class:
>
> Q: What word do men use to describe the worst blow job they ever had?
>
>
> A: Fabulous!
>
>
> Now then, getting back to the question at hand, since you presume to be
the
> grand protector of the traditional marriage and traditional family, and
since
> Scott fashions himself a veritable Catcher In The Rye protecting children,
> which is more problematic to children and traditional families: Gay
marriage or
> adultery. And should we have a constitutional amendment suspending the
*cruel
> and unusual* concept, thus permitting castration of male adulterers and
stoning
> of females, in the same manner Holy Roller Rapture Boy George wants a
> constitutional amendment to deny Gays civil rights and equal treatment
under
> the law?
>
> We eagerly await your response.

We?

Is the status of capital crime offered as deterrent?
I don't see how incarcerating a parent is going to
benefit the family.

I just heard Kerry offer his support of the amendment.
I also saw a poll showing a slim majority of democrats
are in favor. I don't think a constiitutional amendment
is needed. Particularly when it won't change
anything including individual states left to decide the issue
(no matter what you call it, civil union or whatever).

ScottW

[Bruce J. Richman]

Art Sackman wrote:


>"Marc Phillips" > wrote in message
...
>> Dr. Z said:
>>
>> >I think marriage is a sacrosanct rite and that nothing glorifies
>> >the blessed union of a man and a woman more than a
>> >spur-of-the-moment three-AM ceremony by a unicycle-riding
>> >Malaysian Elvis impersonator at the 24-hour drive-through Chapel
>> >of the Immaculate Pink Eldorado.
>>
>> Hey, don't knock Vegas weddings...I had one! And there were many sacred
>> moments that day, including filling out my marriage license with a golf
>pencil,
>> and the hefty click sound the play button of the tape recorder made when
>"The
>> Wedding March" began!
>>
>
>You didn't insist on vinyl?
>
>
>
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Well, "at least" it was an analogue tape recorder. And probably a recording
made from an LP.



Bruce J. Richman

[Joseph Oberlander]

Sockpuppet Yustabe wrote:

>>What do you think?
>>
>
>
> How would you score a blow job?

Special Dispensation?

;)

[Joseph Oberlander]

Sockpuppet Yustabe wrote:

>>Wedding March" began!
>>
>
>
> You didn't insist on vinyl?

AHAHAHAH.

OMG I can't believe I didn't think of that one first. :)

[Joseph Oberlander]

ScottW wrote:

> "Professor Midnite" > wrote in message
> ...
>
>>>From: "Sockpuppet Yustabe"
>>
>>>How would you score a blow job?
>>>
>>>
>>
>>It depends from whom.
>>
>>But a question, class:
>>
>>Q: What word do men use to describe the worst blow job they ever had?
>>
>>
>>A: Fabulous!
>>
>>
>>Now then, getting back to the question at hand, since you presume to be
>
> the
>
>>grand protector of the traditional marriage and traditional family, and
>
> since
>
>>Scott fashions himself a veritable Catcher In The Rye protecting children,
>>which is more problematic to children and traditional families: Gay
>
> marriage or
>
>>adultery. And should we have a constitutional amendment suspending the
>
> *cruel
>
>>and unusual* concept, thus permitting castration of male adulterers and
>
> stoning
>
>>of females, in the same manner Holy Roller Rapture Boy George wants a
>>constitutional amendment to deny Gays civil rights and equal treatment
>
> under
>
>>the law?
>>
>>We eagerly await your response.
>
>
> We?
>
> Is the status of capital crime offered as deterrent?
> I don't see how incarcerating a parent is going to
> benefit the family.
>
> I just heard Kerry offer his support of the amendment.
> I also saw a poll showing a slim majority of democrats
> are in favor.

See? Told you he was a lip-service bum.

I'd not voting for Kerry in this primary I can tell you.
(why NOT register for it - it's not like you can kick
Bush out of the Republican nominee position)

[Sandman]

"Joseph Oberlander" > wrote in message
ink.net...
>
>
> ScottW wrote:

> > I just heard Kerry offer his support of the amendment.
> > I also saw a poll showing a slim majority of democrats
> > are in favor.
>
> See? Told you he was a lip-service bum.
>
> I'd not voting for Kerry in this primary I can tell you.
> (why NOT register for it - it's not like you can kick
> Bush out of the Republican nominee position)

Scott heard wrong. Kerry said he's not in favor of gay marriage, but is
opposed to this amendment.

A CNN poll today showed 56% are opposed to Bush's propsed amendment.

[Professor Midnite]

>From: "ScottW"

>Is the status of capital crime offered as deterrent?

Obviously. So? Which is the bigger threat to marriage, families and children:
Gay marriage or adultery? And if it's adultery, why haven't you been vigorously
railing against it, oh purported and pusillanimous protector of our precious
progeny?

>I just heard Kerry offer his support of the amendment.

"A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest... Lai la lai..."


Kerry Wins Three Contests Out West
By DAVID ESPO, AP

(Feb. 25) - Democratic presidential front-runner John Kerry scored solid

(snip)

Both Kerry and Edwards accused the president of playing politics with the
Constitution - a charge the White House denied. The two Democrats said they
oppose gay marriage, but would vote against the amendment if it is brought
before the Senate.



Professor Midnite

[John Stone]

in article , Sandman at
wrote on 2/25/04 1:31 AM:

>
> "Joseph Oberlander" > wrote in message
> ink.net...
>>
>>
>> ScottW wrote:
>
>>> I just heard Kerry offer his support of the amendment.
>>> I also saw a poll showing a slim majority of democrats
>>> are in favor.
>>
>> See? Told you he was a lip-service bum.
>>
>> I'd not voting for Kerry in this primary I can tell you.
>> (why NOT register for it - it's not like you can kick
>> Bush out of the Republican nominee position)
>
> Scott heard wrong. Kerry said he's not in favor of gay marriage, but is
> opposed to this amendment.
>
> A CNN poll today showed 56% are opposed to Bush's propsed amendment.
>
>
He must have attended the Ann Coulter School for Political Studies:
1. Make **** up.
2. Express horror and outrage over the **** you just made up.

[Acne Krooker]

(Marc Phillips) wrote
>Dr. Z said:
>
>>I think marriage is a sacrosanct rite and that nothing glorifies
>>the blessed union of a man and a woman more than a
>>spur-of-the-moment three-AM ceremony by a unicycle-riding
>>Malaysian Elvis impersonator at the 24-hour drive-through Chapel
>>of the Immaculate Pink Eldorado.
>
>Hey, don't knock Vegas weddings...I had one! And there were many sacred
>moments that day, including filling out my marriage license with a golf pencil,
>and the hefty click sound the play button of the tape recorder made when "The
>Wedding March" began!
>
>Boon
>
Spastic woes as apopalectic is.

[Acne Krooker]

(Professor Midnite) wrote
>Good heavens! I wrote:
>
>>Marriage, you say (more or less) is a *scared*, time-honored
>institutionalizing
>
>I meant to write a *sacred*. Apologies to all. But could this be a Freudian
>slip?
>
>Professor Midnite
>
Thanks professor midneit for admitting your so full of it its just
like, Atkinson doesnt' know his "look over here, cake" was apopalectic
in the first place!

GMAB ;-)

[DuhMikeyMcSmelvy]

Acne Krooker wrote:



(Marc Phillips) wrote
>>Dr. Z said:
>>
>>>I think marriage is a sacrosanct rite and that nothing glorifies
>>>the blessed union of a man and a woman more than a
>>>spur-of-the-moment three-AM ceremony by a unicycle-riding
>>>Malaysian Elvis impersonator at the 24-hour drive-through Chapel
>>>of the Immaculate Pink Eldorado.
>>
>>Hey, don't knock Vegas weddings...I had one! And there were many sacred
>>moments that day, including filling out my marriage license with a golf
>pencil,
>>and the hefty click sound the play button of the tape recorder made when
>"The
>>Wedding March" began!
>>
>>Boon
>>
>Spastic woes as apopalectic is.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

You shure got that wright! Phillips is nuthing more than a filthy lyre.

[Acne Krooker]

(DuhMikeyMcSmelvy) wrote

>Acne Krooker wrote:
>
>
>
(Marc Phillips) wrote
>>>Dr. Z said:
>>>
>>>>I think marriage is a sacrosanct rite and that nothing glorifies
>>>>the blessed union of a man and a woman more than a
>>>>spur-of-the-moment three-AM ceremony by a unicycle-riding
>>>>Malaysian Elvis impersonator at the 24-hour drive-through Chapel
>>>>of the Immaculate Pink Eldorado.
>>>
>>>Hey, don't knock Vegas weddings...I had one! And there were many sacred
>>>moments that day, including filling out my marriage license with a golf
>>pencil,
>>>and the hefty click sound the play button of the tape recorder made when
>>"The
>>>Wedding March" began!
>>>
>>>Boon
>>>
>>Spastic woes as apopalectic is.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>You shure got that wright! Phillips is nuthing more than a filthy lyre.
>
Eggsacktlye.

[Marc Phillips]

Arny said:

>"Marc Phillips" > wrote in message

>> Dr. Z said:
>>
>>> I think marriage is a sacrosanct rite and that nothing glorifies
>>> the blessed union of a man and a woman more than a
>>> spur-of-the-moment three-AM ceremony by a unicycle-riding
>>> Malaysian Elvis impersonator at the 24-hour drive-through Chapel
>>> of the Immaculate Pink Eldorado.
>>
>> Hey, don't knock Vegas weddings...I had one! And there were many
>> sacred moments that day, including filling out my marriage license
>> with a golf pencil, and the hefty click sound the play button of the
>> tape recorder made when "The Wedding March" began!
>
>Plastic does as plastic is.

That doesn't make any sense. Would you care to try again, idiot?

Boon

[Marc Phillips]

Yustabe said:

>"Marc Phillips" > wrote in message
...
>> Dr. Z said:
>>
>> >I think marriage is a sacrosanct rite and that nothing glorifies
>> >the blessed union of a man and a woman more than a
>> >spur-of-the-moment three-AM ceremony by a unicycle-riding
>> >Malaysian Elvis impersonator at the 24-hour drive-through Chapel
>> >of the Immaculate Pink Eldorado.
>>
>> Hey, don't knock Vegas weddings...I had one! And there were many sacred
>> moments that day, including filling out my marriage license with a golf
>pencil,
>> and the hefty click sound the play button of the tape recorder made when
>"The
>> Wedding March" began!
>>
>
>You didn't insist on vinyl?

At least it wasn't digital.

Boon

[Joseph Oberlander]

George M. Middius wrote:

>
> Sandman said:
>
>
>>Scott heard wrong. Kerry said he's not in favor of gay marriage, but is
>>opposed to this amendment.
>
>
> Politicians are such tools. I wish a candidate could just smile
> and call the idiots what they are.
>
>
>>A CNN poll today showed 56% are opposed to Bush's propsed amendment.
>
>
> Unfortunately, a greater percentage are "against gay marriage".
> And I'll bet most of them have "reasons" that are even shallower
> than Socky's.

Is that even possible?

Seriously. Is it? I really want to know.

[Sockpuppet Yustabe]

"DuhMikeyMcSmelvy" > wrote in message
...
> Acne Krooker wrote:
>
>
>
> (Marc Phillips) wrote
> >>Dr. Z said:
> >>
> >
>
> You shure got that wright! Phillips is nuthing more than a filthy lyre.
>
>

And you can play him just like a harp.




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[Joseph Oberlander]

George M. Middius wrote:

>
> Joseph Oberlander said:
>
>
>>>Unfortunately, a greater percentage are "against gay marriage".
>>>And I'll bet most of them have "reasons" that are even shallower
>>>than Socky's.
>>
>>Is that even possible?
>>
>>Seriously. Is it? I really want to know.
>
>
>
> Socky's calls to tradition are at least recognizable in our shared
> experiences. Some of our less erudite fellow citizens say things like
> "Faggots can't get married! Yuck!"

Dang. You're right. I completely forgot about the Jerry Springer Show.

;)

[Sandman]

All marriages are same-sex marriages - once you're married, it's the same
sex every night. :-)

[Arny Krueger]

"Sandman" > wrote in message


> All marriages are same-sex marriages - once you're married, it's the
> same sex every night. :-)

This autobiographical comment comes from someone who obviously lacks any
personal creativity. I feel sorry for your current wife, Sanders. Not only
did she catch a little fish, and an impotent fish, she got a dumb fish.

[Marc Phillips]

Arny said:

>"Sandman" > wrote in message

>
>> All marriages are same-sex marriages - once you're married, it's the
>> same sex every night. :-)
>
>This autobiographical comment comes from someone who obviously lacks any
>personal creativity. I feel sorry for your current wife, Sanders. Not only
>did she catch a little fish, and an impotent fish, she got a dumb fish.

So tell us, Arny...what kind of kinky sex do you enjoy? Or is that too loaded
of a question to ask a known pedophile such as yourself?

Boon

[Sockpuppet Yustabe]

"Arny Krueger" > wrote in message
...
> "Sandman" > wrote in message
>
>
> > All marriages are same-sex marriages - once you're married, it's the
> > same sex every night. :-)
>
> This autobiographical comment comes from someone who obviously lacks any
> personal creativity. I feel sorry for your current wife, Sanders. Not only
> did she catch a little fish, and an impotent fish, she got a dumb fish.
>

"At least" it was a rich fish with a really nice house that doesn't
have a crumbing foundation.




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[Acne Krooker]

(Marc Phillips) wrote
>Arny said:
>
>>"Sandman" > wrote in message

>>
>>> All marriages are same-sex marriages - once you're married, it's the
>>> same sex every night. :-)
>>
>>This autobiographical comment comes from someone who obviously lacks any
>>personal creativity. I feel sorry for your current wife, Sanders. Not only
>>did she catch a little fish, and an impotent fish, she got a dumb fish.
>
>So tell us, Arny...what kind of kinky sex do you enjoy? Or is that too loaded
>of a question to ask a known pedophile such as yourself?
>
>Boon
>
The stains on my harddisk Phillips are not the least annoying while
recording a boys' choir at the church Phillips whenever I'm horny
without subwoofers rolling around in droves just as much as Atkinson
would like to have but can't afford due to an apoplectic disturbance
of the "usual suspects" if ever they could darken the doors of a
church, Phillips.

At least not in this millenniluim, which would be obsolete as a dumb
fish Phillips ;-)