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Robert Morein
October 31st 05, 05:00 PM
He doesn't look like a monster. He doesn't drool. He has considerable
intelligence.
So the question is, what turned him into the Ted Bundy of audio?
Some selective brain shrinkage?
Hormonal imbalance?
A cerebral infarct in the "sense of humor" section?

Inquiring minds want to know, so we can pay appropriate "ohmage" to Arny.

Robert Morein
October 31st 05, 05:02 PM
"Robert Morein" > wrote in message
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> He doesn't look like a monster. He doesn't drool. He has considerable
> intelligence.
> So the question is, what turned him into the Ted Bundy of audio?
> Some selective brain shrinkage?
> Hormonal imbalance?
> A cerebral infarct in the "sense of humor" section?
>
> Inquiring minds want to know, so we can pay appropriate "ohmage" to Arny.
>
I forgot one more candidate theory: the Significant Possibility of Demonic
Possession.

George Middius
October 31st 05, 05:26 PM
Robert Morein said:

>He doesn't look like a monster. He doesn't drool. He has considerable
>intelligence.
>So the question is, what turned him into the Ted Bundy of audio?
>Some selective brain shrinkage?
>Hormonal imbalance?
>A cerebral infarct in the "sense of humor" section?

>Inquiring minds want to know, so we can pay appropriate "ohmage" to Arny.


Good question. I took the liberty of interviewing some of the other 'borgs to
get their viewpoints. Here is what I learned:

Mickey McMickey: "Arnii is perfect. You shut up!"

Harold Ferstler: "Mr. Kroogborg is an oracle of trVth in audio, which is not a
serious business, you will note."

Tommi "Pink Noise" Nousiane: "Audio is a deadly serious business. Arnii Krooger
performs as he is programmed to."

Lionella "La Salope" Sha-pwee: "I were letting the fact speaks for themselves.
Look out for tiny balls when next buzzard will surfaced."

Bwian "joseph welch" McLardass: "Go to hell, you lying turdball! What a lying
con artist you and Atkinson are. I hate your stinking guts you mother****ing
asshole scum ****head dirtball cocksucking ****wad!"



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Lionel
October 31st 05, 06:37 PM
George Middius a écrit :
> Robert Morein said:
>
>
>>He doesn't look like a monster. He doesn't drool. He has considerable
>>intelligence.
>>So the question is, what turned him into the Ted Bundy of audio?
>>Some selective brain shrinkage?
>>Hormonal imbalance?
>>A cerebral infarct in the "sense of humor" section?
>
>
>>Inquiring minds want to know, so we can pay appropriate "ohmage" to Arny.
>
>
>
> Good question. I took the liberty of interviewing some of the other 'borgs to
> get their viewpoints. Here is what I learned:

> Lionella "La Salope" Sha-pwee: "I were letting the fact speaks for themselves.
> Look out for tiny balls when next buzzard will surfaced."

I sign for this one. Considering the context, it's not a bad answer.

surf
November 1st 05, 01:00 AM
"George Middius" > wrote...
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> Bwian "joseph welch" McLardass:


You don't think Joe smells of bicycle grease?

George M. Middius
November 1st 05, 01:32 AM
surf said:

> > Bwian "joseph welch" McLardass:

> You don't think Joe smells of bicycle grease?

They all sound the same to me.

Robert Morein
November 1st 05, 06:36 AM
I don't look like a monster. I don't drool.I have some
intelligence.
So the question is, what turned me into the Ted Bundy of internet
posting?
Some selective brain shrinkage?
Hormonal imbalance?
A Homosexual desire for Brian Mccarty?
A cerebral infarct in the "sense of humor" section?

Nobody really cares or wants to know, but I am determined to give
myself some self analysis!
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