View Full Version : What made Arny go bad?
Robert Morein
October 31st 05, 05:00 PM
He doesn't look like a monster. He doesn't drool. He has considerable
intelligence.
So the question is, what turned him into the Ted Bundy of audio?
Some selective brain shrinkage?
Hormonal imbalance?
A cerebral infarct in the "sense of humor" section?
Inquiring minds want to know, so we can pay appropriate "ohmage" to Arny.
Robert Morein
October 31st 05, 05:02 PM
"Robert Morein" > wrote in message
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> He doesn't look like a monster. He doesn't drool. He has considerable
> intelligence.
> So the question is, what turned him into the Ted Bundy of audio?
> Some selective brain shrinkage?
> Hormonal imbalance?
> A cerebral infarct in the "sense of humor" section?
>
> Inquiring minds want to know, so we can pay appropriate "ohmage" to Arny.
>
I forgot one more candidate theory: the Significant Possibility of Demonic
Possession.
George Middius
October 31st 05, 05:26 PM
Robert Morein said:
>He doesn't look like a monster. He doesn't drool. He has considerable
>intelligence.
>So the question is, what turned him into the Ted Bundy of audio?
>Some selective brain shrinkage?
>Hormonal imbalance?
>A cerebral infarct in the "sense of humor" section?
>Inquiring minds want to know, so we can pay appropriate "ohmage" to Arny.
Good question. I took the liberty of interviewing some of the other 'borgs to
get their viewpoints. Here is what I learned:
Mickey McMickey: "Arnii is perfect. You shut up!"
Harold Ferstler: "Mr. Kroogborg is an oracle of trVth in audio, which is not a
serious business, you will note."
Tommi "Pink Noise" Nousiane: "Audio is a deadly serious business. Arnii Krooger
performs as he is programmed to."
Lionella "La Salope" Sha-pwee: "I were letting the fact speaks for themselves.
Look out for tiny balls when next buzzard will surfaced."
Bwian "joseph welch" McLardass: "Go to hell, you lying turdball! What a lying
con artist you and Atkinson are. I hate your stinking guts you mother****ing
asshole scum ****head dirtball cocksucking ****wad!"
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Lionel
October 31st 05, 06:37 PM
George Middius a écrit :
> Robert Morein said:
>
>
>>He doesn't look like a monster. He doesn't drool. He has considerable
>>intelligence.
>>So the question is, what turned him into the Ted Bundy of audio?
>>Some selective brain shrinkage?
>>Hormonal imbalance?
>>A cerebral infarct in the "sense of humor" section?
>
>
>>Inquiring minds want to know, so we can pay appropriate "ohmage" to Arny.
>
>
>
> Good question. I took the liberty of interviewing some of the other 'borgs to
> get their viewpoints. Here is what I learned:
> Lionella "La Salope" Sha-pwee: "I were letting the fact speaks for themselves.
> Look out for tiny balls when next buzzard will surfaced."
I sign for this one. Considering the context, it's not a bad answer.
surf
November 1st 05, 01:00 AM
"George Middius" > wrote...
>
> Bwian "joseph welch" McLardass:
You don't think Joe smells of bicycle grease?
George M. Middius
November 1st 05, 01:32 AM
surf said:
> > Bwian "joseph welch" McLardass:
> You don't think Joe smells of bicycle grease?
They all sound the same to me.
Robert Morein
November 1st 05, 06:36 AM
I don't look like a monster. I don't drool.I have some
intelligence.
So the question is, what turned me into the Ted Bundy of internet
posting?
Some selective brain shrinkage?
Hormonal imbalance?
A Homosexual desire for Brian Mccarty?
A cerebral infarct in the "sense of humor" section?
Nobody really cares or wants to know, but I am determined to give
myself some self analysis!
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