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February 27th 05, 02:42 AM
This reminds me of the TV show i saw recently. It was on the caravans
of camels these Arabs still run across the desert. The camels are
burdened with cargo attached by straps, and the straps or ropes cut
into the hide of the camel leaving big wounds. What they do to keep the
camel from getting its wounds infected, sepsis, and death is
interesting.

They get a big pile of camel ****. Camel **** apparently is dry right
after it's produced because the camel recovers the water efficiently.
It will burn almost immediately. They start a fire and heat a curved
iron in the camel**** fire, and cauterize the camel's wounds with this
smoking iron.

The camel howls in pain. Could this be the key to comprehending the
emanations of the Kroomel? Are the communications he posts similar to
the cauterized camel protesting the painful but necessary treatment?

For years, we have been instructed that Winamp whips the llama's ass,
but nowhere does it say they cauterize the camel. Perhaps his
insistence on the benchworthiness of PC hardware, his desire to get
people ABXing their hardware, and other mysterious but horrific sounds
is related to the Winamp phenomenon.

Like ancient astronauts, this theory remains tantalizingly plausible
yet frustratingly untestable. It's sure to give observers cause to
speculate for a long time, however.

Robert Morein
February 27th 05, 06:19 AM
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> This reminds me of the TV show i saw recently. It was on the caravans
> of camels these Arabs still run across the desert. The camels are
> burdened with cargo attached by straps, and the straps or ropes cut
> into the hide of the camel leaving big wounds. What they do to keep the
> camel from getting its wounds infected, sepsis, and death is
> interesting.
>
> They get a big pile of camel ****. Camel **** apparently is dry right
> after it's produced because the camel recovers the water efficiently.
> It will burn almost immediately. They start a fire and heat a curved
> iron in the camel**** fire, and cauterize the camel's wounds with this
> smoking iron.
>
> The camel howls in pain. Could this be the key to comprehending the
> emanations of the Kroomel? Are the communications he posts similar to
> the cauterized camel protesting the painful but necessary treatment?
>
> For years, we have been instructed that Winamp whips the llama's ass,
> but nowhere does it say they cauterize the camel. Perhaps his
> insistence on the benchworthiness of PC hardware, his desire to get
> people ABXing their hardware, and other mysterious but horrific sounds
> is related to the Winamp phenomenon.
>
> Like ancient astronauts, this theory remains tantalizingly plausible
> yet frustratingly untestable. It's sure to give observers cause to
> speculate for a long time, however.
>
Alright, how do we get a sample of Arny's **** to test?
Remember, we need enough to do ABS with.

Arny Krueger
February 27th 05, 06:55 PM
"Robert Morein" > wrote in message


> Alright, how do we get a sample of Arny's **** to test?

Go to HE2005, I just might be slinging quite a bit of it around.

Robert Morein
February 27th 05, 07:35 PM
"Arny Krueger" > wrote in message
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> "Robert Morein" > wrote in message
>
>
> > Alright, how do we get a sample of Arny's **** to test?
>
> Go to HE2005, I just might be slinging quite a bit of it around.
>
I would rather it be in an airtight container, as opposed to hitting the fan
:)