2pid, why are you so upset over others' success?

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

As a true conservative, you should be happy when others are
successful. While I have been driving a Mercedes the past two weeks
throughout Florida, I don't *own* one like you do. I have to give mine
back on Thursday when I go home. But I don't begrudge you the fact
that you own one. My gripe with you is more about your being entirely
selfish and lazy and your lack of service to the country you claim to
love.

So why are you so mad that others find me attractive? As one very
attractive woman told me this past Saturday night, "Dude, you rock!"

You should be happy at my success with women. If you're straight that
is. So what's your problem?

Apparently I have a product the market wants. Perhaps you're jealous
that you don't. LoL.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Feb 18, 1:39*pm, ScottW > wrote:
> On Feb 17, 11:15*pm, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > wrote:
> > As a true conservative, you should be happy when others are
> > successful. While I have been driving a Mercedes the past two weeks
> > throughout Florida, I don't *own* one like you do. I have to give mine
> > back on Thursday when I go home. But I don't begrudge you the fact
> > that you own one. My gripe with you is more about your being entirely
> > selfish and lazy and your lack of service to the country you claim to
> > love.
>
> * LoL. *Something you know nothing about.

Thank you. And thank you for your agreement that you *do* know all
about those things. LoL.

> > So why are you so mad that others find me attractive?
>
> *LoL. *They must be at least deaf if not blind.

What an asinine thing to say. You have no idea what I look like. You
can assume that since the Army wants me back and I've passed my
physical that I'm in good shape. And since I'm a good singer many
people who are quite capable of hearing think that I rock.

BTW not all people are stupid, 2pid. Some people are capable of
understanding things like sentences and ****. LoL.

> > *As one very
> > attractive woman told me this past Saturday night, "Dude, you rock!"
>
> *Are you doing stripteases in the old folks home again?

No, I was out singing karaoke. She was in her mid-30s I'd guess.

> > You should be happy at my success with women. If you're straight that
> > is. So what's your problem?
>
> *You seem to imply that getting laid is a successful feat for you.
> *Perhaps it is. *I'm sure it's a disappointment for her.

Now why would your mind jump into the gutter? I was with my
girlfriend.

> > Apparently I have a product the market wants. Perhaps you're jealous
> > that you don't. LoL.
>
> *Poor silly fool.

LoL.

>*All we know is your girlfriend apparently put you
> back on the market while I am not.

LoL. Another imbecilic conclusion that you've jumped to with no basis.
"We" know no such thing. LoL.

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Feb 18, 11:40*pm, ScottW > wrote:
> On Feb 18, 8:27*pm, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"

> > wrote:
> > On Feb 18, 1:39*pm, ScottW > wrote:
>
> > > On Feb 17, 11:15*pm, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > As a true conservative, you should be happy when others are
> > > > successful. While I have been driving a Mercedes the past two weeks
> > > > throughout Florida, I don't *own* one like you do. I have to give mine
> > > > back on Thursday when I go home. But I don't begrudge you the fact
> > > > that you own one. My gripe with you is more about your being entirely
> > > > selfish and lazy and your lack of service to the country you claim to
> > > > love.
>
> > > * LoL. *Something you know nothing about.
>
> > Thank you. And thank you for your agreement that you *do* know all
> > about those things. LoL.

And thanks for your tacit admission that I nailed it. LoL.

> > > > So why are you so mad that others find me attractive?
>
> > > *LoL. *They must be at least deaf if not blind.
>
> > What an asinine thing to say. You have no idea what I look like.
>
> * But I can assume the words out of your mouth at least resemble
> the words you post? *Maybe not.

I don't tend to hang out with imbeciles, 2pid. The crowd I know is
pretty smart. So I sincerely doubt we'd talk in person.

> > You
> > can assume that since the Army wants me back and I've passed my
> > physical that I'm in good shape.
>
> * The Army hasn't learned their lesson?

What "lesson", 2pid? And how would you have any idea what the Army
"should" know? LMAO!

> > *And since I'm a good singer many
> > people who are quite capable of hearing think that I rock.
>
> *I guess you'll just have to engage Arny in a demo for proof. LoL.

I don't need proof, 2pid. LoL.

> > BTW not all people are stupid, 2pid. Some people are capable of
> > understanding things like sentences and ****. LoL.
>
> *I'm sure you rely on people understanding **** everyday.

You've missed another simple sentence, 2pid.

Poor dear. You really can't help making yourself look stupid, can you?

> > > > *As one very
> > > > attractive woman told me this past Saturday night, "Dude, you rock!"
>
> > > *Are you doing stripteases in the old folks home again?
>
> > No, I was out singing karaoke.
>
> *LoL. * I never heard anyone admit that before.
> Why don't you try out for American Idol? *LoL.

I'm also lead singer in a band, 2pid. I often practice doing Karaoke.

And while I have no interest in American Idol, but you're not the
first person to suggest that to me.

> As Herbert has pointed out, some threads are too boring to
> endure. Your macho claims certainly set a new standard on
> RAO for boring subjects.

They are only claims to you, 2pid. You wouldn't believe evidence
anyway. You never do. LoL.

[Clyde Slick]

On 18 Feb, 23:27, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
> wrote:

>
> No, I was out singing karaoke.


what is your repetoire?

[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

On Feb 19, 12:16*am, Clyde Slick > wrote:
> On 18 Feb, 23:27, "Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!"
>
> > wrote:
>
> > No, I was out singing karaoke.
>
> what is your repetoire?

Sting, Police, Peter Gabriel, Chris Isaak, and David Bowie, among many
others. I'm learning a Finger Eleven song for my band this week.

Sorry, Clyde, no Wagner. My manboobs aren't as big as 2pid's probably
are and my breastplates keep falling off. When I wear the horned hat
everybody starts yelling "Go Vikes!"

Maybe when JA is in town he can run sound and report back to you how I
did. LOL!