[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

As a true conservative, you should be happy when others are
successful. While I have been driving a Mercedes the past two weeks
throughout Florida, I don't *own* one like you do. I have to give mine
back on Thursday when I go home. But I don't begrudge you the fact
that you own one. My gripe with you is more about your being entirely
selfish and lazy and your lack of service to the country you claim to
love.

So why are you so mad that others find me attractive? As one very
attractive woman told me this past Saturday night, "Dude, you rock!"

You should be happy at my success with women. If you're straight that
is. So what's your problem?

Apparently I have a product the market wants. Perhaps you're jealous
that you don't. LoL.