[Danny T]

One. Five. One. Five

[Peter Larsen[_2_]]

Danny T wrote:

One. Five. One. Five

Subtitling for the international viewers please ..... can't seem to capture
that NTSC format image correctly.


Kind regards

Peter Larsen

[hank alrich]

Danny T wrote:

One. Five. One. Five

LOL!

--
ha
Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam

[Romeo Rondeau[_2_]]

Danny T wrote:
One. Five. One. Five


Answer:

The piano player can do it with his left hand :-)

[Danny T]

On Oct 19, 11:28 am, Romeo Rondeau wrote:
Danny T wrote:
One. Five. One. Five

Answer:

The piano player can do it with his left hand :-)

I just found this online

~BASS PLAYER OFFENSES~
NAME OF OFFENDER - ___________________________
INFRACTION DATE - _____________________________

MUSICAL OFFENSES FINE

[ ]Playing loudly during warm up $10
[ ]Sound-checking amp with funk slapping $25
[ ]Loud cursing after mistake $10
[ ]Playing high and fast after mistake $20
[ ]Practicing 2-handed tapping between tunes $20
[ ]Asking for "E" tuning note $25
[ ]Playing E anyway when horns tune to Bb $50
[ ]Playing written-out walking line $50
[ ]Failure to play written walking line $75
[ ]Writing note names over ledger-line notes $50
[ ]Writing beat numbers under dotted figures $50
[ ]Playing eighth notes $5 each
[ ]Playing sixteenth notes $10 each
[ ]Playing above 1st octave immediate dismissal
[ ]Dragging fast tempo $75
[ ]Dragging ballad tempo $100
[ ]Blacking out during ballad $200
[ ]Ignoring drummer's tempo $100
[ ]Following drummer's tempo $250
[ ]Asking to borrow Real Book for All Of Me $1000

[Preben Friis]

"Peter Larsen"
Danny T wrote:
One. Five. One. Five

Subtitling for the international viewers please ..... can't seem to
capture that NTSC format image correctly.

The danish translation: Grundtone, kvint, grundtone, kvint...

/Preben Friis

[David Morgan \(MAMS\)]

"Danny T" wrote in

[ ]Playing loudly during warm up $10
[ ]Sound-checking amp with funk slapping $25
[ ]Loud cursing after mistake $10
[ ]Playing high and fast after mistake $20
[ ]Practicing 2-handed tapping between tunes $20
[ ]Asking for "E" tuning note $25
[ ]Playing E anyway when horns tune to Bb $50
[ ]Playing written-out walking line $50
[ ]Failure to play written walking line $75
[ ]Writing note names over ledger-line notes $50
[ ]Writing beat numbers under dotted figures $50
[ ]Playing eighth notes $5 each
[ ]Playing sixteenth notes $10 each
[ ]Playing above 1st octave immediate dismissal
[ ]Dragging fast tempo $75
[ ]Dragging ballad tempo $100
[ ]Blacking out during ballad $200
[ ]Ignoring drummer's tempo $100
[ ]Following drummer's tempo $250
[ ]Asking to borrow Real Book for All Of Me $1000

Excellent stuff.

You heard about the drummer who locked his keys in his car
during the load-in, right? It took him an hour to get the bass
player out of the car.

[Peter Larsen[_2_]]

Preben Friis wrote:

"Peter Larsen"
Danny T wrote:
One. Five. One. Five

Subtitling for the international viewers please ..... can't seem to
capture that NTSC format image correctly.

The danish translation: Grundtone, kvint, grundtone, kvint...

I tried to make it fit rythm, couldn't ... there aren't many bass players
that are proficient in Norgaard ... thanks!

/Preben Friis


Kind regards

Peter Larsen

"Peter Larsen" wrote in message
...
Preben Friis wrote:

"Peter Larsen"
Danny T wrote:
One. Five. One. Five

Subtitling for the international viewers please ..... can't seem to
capture that NTSC format image correctly.

The danish translation: Grundtone, kvint, grundtone, kvint...

I tried to make it fit rythm, couldn't ... there aren't many bass players
that are proficient in Norgaard ... thanks!

/Preben Friis


Kind regards

Peter Larsen

is't that the squints job?

how many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't do it, its a hardware issue
george

[Don Pearce]

On Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:47:34 -0000, Danny T
wrote:

On Oct 19, 11:28 am, Romeo Rondeau wrote:
Danny T wrote:
One. Five. One. Five

Answer:

The piano player can do it with his left hand :-)

I just found this online

~BASS PLAYER OFFENSES~
NAME OF OFFENDER - ___________________________
INFRACTION DATE - _____________________________

MUSICAL OFFENSES FINE

[ ]Playing loudly during warm up $10
[ ]Sound-checking amp with funk slapping $25
[ ]Loud cursing after mistake $10
[ ]Playing high and fast after mistake $20
[ ]Practicing 2-handed tapping between tunes $20
[ ]Asking for "E" tuning note $25
[ ]Playing E anyway when horns tune to Bb $50
[ ]Playing written-out walking line $50
[ ]Failure to play written walking line $75
[ ]Writing note names over ledger-line notes $50
[ ]Writing beat numbers under dotted figures $50
[ ]Playing eighth notes $5 each
[ ]Playing sixteenth notes $10 each
[ ]Playing above 1st octave immediate dismissal
[ ]Dragging fast tempo $75
[ ]Dragging ballad tempo $100
[ ]Blacking out during ballad $200
[ ]Ignoring drummer's tempo $100
[ ]Following drummer's tempo $250
[ ]Asking to borrow Real Book for All Of Me $1000

You missed the Jack Bruce Special. When you play a bunch of wrong
notes. Play them again exactly the same, pretending you meant to play
them like that.

d

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Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

[Don P.]

What did the bassist do when his teacher told him to turn his
amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.



What do you throw to a drowning bassist?

His amp.

"Don P." wrote in message
...
What did the bassist do when his teacher told him to turn his
amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.



What do you throw to a drowning bassist?

His amp.

why was the bass player throwing a fit?

the keyboard play detuned one of his strings but wouldn't tell him which one
:-)
george

[Don Pearce]

On Sat, 20 Oct 2007 10:20:56 -0400, wrote:


"Don P." wrote in message
...
What did the bassist do when his teacher told him to turn his
amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.



What do you throw to a drowning bassist?

His amp.

why was the bass player throwing a fit?

the keyboard play detuned one of his strings but wouldn't tell him which one
:-)
george


Years ago I saw the Moscow Philharmonic playing here in London. They
had two double bass players, and both of them had bottles of vodka by
their stands, which they finished (drinking straight from the bottle)
in the course of the evening.

But they were capped by a pianist who played the Emperor concerto. He
managed to come on stage with his shirt buttoned up wrong. He noticed
just as he started playing, and fixed one button at a time during his
pauses. By the time he finished, his shirt was buttoned properly.
Total star.

d

--
Pearce Consulting
http://www.pearce.uk.com

[[email protected]]

wrote:
"Don P." wrote in message
...
What did the bassist do when his teacher told him to turn his
amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.


What do you throw to a drowning bassist?

His amp.

why was the bass player throwing a fit?

the keyboard play detuned one of his strings but wouldn't tell him which one
:-)
george

Erm...it's 2007 he'd just use his electronic tuner.

Now as always, the best way for a keyboardist to **** off a bassist, is
to play the bass line.

[D C]

wrote:

Now as always, the best way for a keyboardist to **** off a bassist, is
to play the bass line.


I've done that!

[Danny T]

On Oct 20, 10:01 am, D C wrote:
wrote:
Now as always, the best way for a keyboardist to **** off a bassist, is
to play the bass line.

I've done that!

It's fun :-)

[D C]

Danny T wrote:

Now as always, the best way for a keyboardist to **** off a bassist, is
to play the bass line.
I've done that!

It's fun :-)

In one band, I had a killer keyboard rig with lots of low end, and I
really ****ed the bass player off.

[anahata]

Don Pearce wrote:

Years ago I saw the Moscow Philharmonic playing here in London. They
had two double bass players, and both of them had bottles of vodka by
their stands, which they finished (drinking straight from the bottle)
in the course of the evening.

Better than the unseemly rush to the pub after the concert to get one in
before closing time.

But they were capped by a pianist who played the Emperor concerto. He
managed to come on stage with his shirt buttoned up wrong. He noticed
just as he started playing, and fixed one button at a time during his
pauses. By the time he finished, his shirt was buttoned properly.
Total star.

That could almost be a Victor Borge routine

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Anahata
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Home: 01638 720444 Mob: 07976 263827

[Edwin Hurwitz]

In article . com,
Danny T wrote:

One. Five. One. Five

Nobody knows. Nobody ever noticed.

Edwin
Bass player.
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If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your
enemies.
-Moshe Dayan

[Richard Crowley]

"anahata" wrote ...
Don Pearce wrote:

Years ago I saw the Moscow Philharmonic playing here in London. They
had two double bass players, and both of them had bottles of vodka by
their stands, which they finished (drinking straight from the bottle)
in the course of the evening.

Better than the unseemly rush to the pub after the concert to get one
in before closing time.

But they were capped by a pianist who played the Emperor concerto. He
managed to come on stage with his shirt buttoned up wrong. He noticed
just as he started playing, and fixed one button at a time during his
pauses. By the time he finished, his shirt was buttoned properly.
Total star.

That could almost be a Victor Borge routine

Exactly what I was going to say! LOL! :-))