[Hammingaway]

A drunk was showing off his new apartment to a couple of his
friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom,
they saw a big brass gong next to the bed.

"What's that for?" one of his friends asked.
"It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"How's it work?" the friend asked.

The drunk guy picked up a mallet and whacked it, giving off an
ear-shattering sound. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the
wall screamed, "You asshole, it's three o'clock in the morning!"

Hammingaway

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A drunk was showing off his new apartment to a couple of his
friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom,
they saw a big brass gong next to the bed.

"What's that for?" one of his friends asked.
"It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"How's it work?" the friend asked.

The drunk guy picked up a mallet and whacked it, giving off an
ear-shattering sound. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the
wall screamed, "You asshole, it's three o'clock in the morning!"

Hammingaway



PS

A man bought this large grandfather clock in the antique
store and was struggling out the door with it, trying to
see where he was going. He bumped into a drunk,and said

"Why don't you watch where you're going?"

The drunk replied:

"Why don't you wear a wrist watch like everybody else?"

Hammingaway