[Shhhh! I'm Listening to Reason!]

You remind me of Creeping Charlie, the lawn weed which, once it finds
its way into your yard, is almost impossible to get rid of. It will
choke the life out of everything else around it.

I recommend drinking some "Roundup." If this doesn't help you, you can
still always go to a psychiatrist.

I'd start your 'treatment' with a quart. If that doesn't help, you can
increase the dosage in one-quart increments until the desired effect
is reached.

YWIA,

Shhhh!