[Annika1980]

Gerald Ford, Saddam Hussein, and James Brown arrive at the Pearly
Gates......

Now you finish the joke.

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Here's my submission.

The Pearly Gates open and a huge staircase unfolds leading to a
beautiful mansion atop a hill overlooking Paradise.

Saddam says, "That mansion must be for me. It looks like one of my
palaces."

James Brown says, "Get back baby, that's for me. Papa's got a brand new
crib."

Ford says, "Just my ****in luck ..... stairs!"
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Alternate ending:
James Brown says, "I'm gonna get that palace. I was here first."
Saddam says, "Well, pardon me."
Ford says, "Done."