[Andre Jute]

Two posters whose names appear more than anyone else on rec.audio.tubes
are Eeyore (Graham "Poopie" Stevenson) and Arny Krueger. RAT is a tube
conference. Neither Poopie nor Krueger find any merit in tubes.
Stevenson has stated that if offered the opportunity he would not
listen to the amps we prefer. Both these clowns have stated time and
again that they are on RAT only to drain the glee from our hobby.
They're unwanted, they're unwelcome, they are il-lmannered to come
where they are not wanted, they're louts and hooligans for infesting
our hobby when it has been made very clear to them that they are not
wanted.

The motto of these surplus nightsoil workers Poopie Stevenson and Arny
Krueger (I bet they call themselves "sewage engineers") is "One shovel
fits all size turds."

Hey, Krueger, hey Poopie, it may have escaped your notice, but we don't
deal in turds on RAT. We deal in the joy of music. Between the two of
you, you have never given us a single moment of joy in all the years
you've been on RAT, you have never improved anyone's amp, you have
never empowered a single new hobbyist, you have never said anything
positive, you have never done any of the work for which this conference
was set up, you aren't clever, you aren't amusing, you have no
redeeming features. You haven't even persuaded a single waverer that
squalid state is a better alternative to tubes. You clearly never will.
In fact, quite the opposite: you are pair of such joyless, charmless,
thick, mindlessly grinding, personally inadequate clowns that any music
lover on meeting you here instantly decides that if you are the
champions of solid state, the tubies must be in the right. You're
counterproductive in your own terms.

Perhaps you two might want to consider whether you cannot be more
effective, or more counterproductive (since negativity is what you
revel in), somewhere else.

Go carry **** *in* somewhere else.

Andre Jute
Surplus: reduced in price because nobody wants them