ECT -- Electro convulsive therapy, otherwise known as electroshock, offers a
way to permanently alter destructive behavior patterns.

In the case of Arny Krueger, the occasional side effect, namely, conversion
to an idiot, may well be worth the risk.

Cingulatomy, the modern version of the "lobe job" offers, at the price of a
practically invisible scar, the possibility of converting Arny into an
agreeable, inoffensive person with renewed pride in himself.

Assuming a bunch of us hire a press gang to spirit Arny off the street and
into the hands of Dr. Demento,

*****What aspects of Arny's personality would you like to
change?*****

"Robert Morein" wrote in message
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ECT -- Electro convulsive therapy, otherwise known as electroshock, offers
a
way to permanently alter destructive behavior patterns.

In the case of Arny Krueger, the occasional side effect, namely,
conversion
to an idiot, may well be worth the risk.

Cingulatomy, the modern version of the "lobe job" offers, at the price of
a
practically invisible scar, the possibility of converting Arny into an
agreeable, inoffensive person with renewed pride in himself.

Assuming a bunch of us hire a press gang to spirit Arny off the street and
into the hands of Dr. Demento,

*****What aspects of Arny's personality would you like to
change?*****



He's far to easy going on bull**** posts like yours.
A little more aggression is in order.

"Michael McKelvy" wrote in message
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"Robert Morein" wrote in message
news
ECT -- Electro convulsive therapy, otherwise known as electroshock,
offers
a
way to permanently alter destructive behavior patterns.

In the case of Arny Krueger, the occasional side effect, namely,
conversion
to an idiot, may well be worth the risk.

Cingulatomy, the modern version of the "lobe job" offers, at the price
of
a
practically invisible scar, the possibility of converting Arny into an
agreeable, inoffensive person with renewed pride in himself.

Assuming a bunch of us hire a press gang to spirit Arny off the street
and
into the hands of Dr. Demento,

*****What aspects of Arny's personality would you like to
change?*****



He's far to easy going on bull**** posts like yours.
A little more aggression is in order.

Sure, apply current to the thalmic electrode and he'll curl his lips and
snarl.