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Telegraph 14/06/2004

"England shattered by Zidane
Just when England thought their defending and Frank Lampard's header had
brought a Jour de Gloire, Zinedine Zidane struck two astonishing late

goals
to bring England to their knees."


Ha! What you call astonishing I call luck. Granted the first free kick was
good, but Becks could do it in his sleep. No worries, lads. Onwards and
upwards. Let fly!

What's wrong in your country, Paul ? How do your sociologists explain

this
ridiculous behaviour.
I guess that, in the end, it tastes like an interrupted coitus, no ?


Take a shower. It's been ten days since your last one and you're beginning
to smell.



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Telegraph 14/06/2004

"England shattered by Zidane
Just when England thought their defending and Frank Lampard's header had
brought a Jour de Gloire, Zinedine Zidane struck two astonishing late


goals

to bring England to their knees."



Ha! What you call astonishing I call luck. Granted the first free kick was
good, but Becks could do it in his sleep. No worries, lads. Onwards and
upwards. Let fly!


It seems that you haven't read correctly, Schizo Boy.
This was an excerpt of today Daily Telegraph.

What's wrong in your country, Paul ? How do your sociologists explain

this

ridiculous behaviour.
I guess that, in the end, it tastes like an interrupted coitus, no ?



Take a shower. It's been ten days since your last one and you're beginning
to smell.


I was commenting the stupid behaviour of the English newspapers. This
was the scond time this year that they mocked french teams and
ridiculously predicted heavy defeats (rugby & soccer). Funny no ?

Listen baby, you should focus on rodeo, this is your national sport
after all. ;-)
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Ha! What you call astonishing I call luck. Granted the first free kick

was
good, but Becks could do it in his sleep. No worries, lads. Onwards and
upwards. Let fly!


It seems that you haven't read correctly, Schizo Boy.
This was an excerpt of today Daily Telegraph.


Since you seem to know as much about the English media as Desailly knows
about defending, let me educate mon ami. The Daily Telegraph is a paper that
is so blatantly biased that it makes Fox News look fair and balanced.

What's wrong in your country, Paul ? How do your sociologists explain

this

ridiculous behaviour.
I guess that, in the end, it tastes like an interrupted coitus, no ?


An interrupted coitus? Where do you get your sentences and expression? The
Google French-to-English translator.

Take a shower. It's been ten days since your last one and you're

beginning
to smell.


I was commenting the stupid behaviour of the English newspapers. This
was the scond time this year that they mocked french teams and
ridiculously predicted heavy defeats (rugby & soccer). Funny no ?


Rugby, eh? I have two words for you: Johnny Wilkinson. And speaking of
rugby, it might do my erudite friend well to check out this link:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/rugb...al/3081420.stm


Listen baby, you should focus on rodeo, this is your national sport
after all. ;-)


I like you, Lionel (maybe the first), but this is Euro 2004 and football is
war.


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I like you, Lionel (maybe the first), but this is Euro 2004 and football
is war.


Be careful you start to sound like a hooligan. No doubt that your

intention
is fun only but...



I completely endorse hooliganism when the occasion is ripe. And yesterday's
match definitely mandated a good old-fashioned English football riot.

Come on, lads, where are you?


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Come on, lads, where are you?


I guess that they also know this sad story



I reckon that if Rio would have thought about king and country before
lighting up, England would be in a much better position today.

coupled with Campbell,
he would have put a German padlock at the back,
that even the finest Frenchman,
wouldn't have been able to crack,
Henry would have trembled,
in the face of defender Rio's fearless attack,
joy would spread across the land,
at the thought of the French bottom being smacked...




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I'm not sure to understand but this sounds as stupid as the Marseillaise
lyric. :-(


I don't give a toss. Zidane is a slapper. Vive le Algeria!


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I'm not sure to understand but this sounds as stupid as the Marseillaise
lyric. :-(



I don't give a toss. Zidane is a slapper. Vive le Algeria!


Viva Santa Anna ! ;-)
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"Football crazy..
We're football mad.."



On yer bike, Zizou. Amen.



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Since you seem to know as much about the English media as Desailly knows
about defending, let me educate mon ami. The Daily Telegraph is a paper

that
is so blatantly biased that it makes Fox News look fair and balanced.


"News of the World" is the top selling UK paper..



Brilliant headline yesterday in the Express: "Butt Out". Witty. Hehehe.

Good news - Scholes has been given a clean sheet for tomorrow's knock
against the Swiss.



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"Football crazy..
We're football mad.."


On yer bike, Zizou. Amen.


I'm NOT a garlic!



That comment was directed at our If-it-wasn't-for-us-he'd-be-a-Kraut friend:
Lionel.







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That comment was directed at our If-it-wasn't-for-us-he'd-be-a-Kraut
friend: Lionel.


Sometime you achieve the prowess to be as thick as you seem to be at the
first contact, my Cow-boy friend.


I have two words for you, Lionel:
Brilliant Becks.



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Schizoid Man - mercredi 16 Juin 2004 23:43 wrote:


I have two words for you, Lionel:
Brilliant Becks.


I have two word for you Schizo-boy :

*Hand-ball*.

Football is showbiz only. Zizou, Henry, Beckam and the others... are
starlettes for stupid and dangerous fans who watch them dancing in
stadiums.


Football is 'the beautiful game'. Why do you let the antics of a bunch of
drunken yobs, racist neo-Nazis or semi-literate skinheads ruin the
experience for you? I assure you, these 'fans' constitute the minority, and
I am not even white! What about millions, nay, billions of fans who
espouse fair play, equanimity and sportsmanship?

Except in very rare cases, football is the vehicle of chauvinism and
xenophobia only.


I complete disagree. Football unites, it doesn't divide. Every major club in
every major league in Europe - Primera Liga, Bundesliga, Premiership, Serie
A - is packed with players from every country in Europe, South America,
Africa and Asia. There are no cultural barriers, there are no racial
barriers. They all speak the language of futbol mondial.

Our today exchange *could* have been the perfect illustration of these
characteristics.


I find violence and vulgarity reprehensible. I'm not sure which comment of
mine offended you, but it was just light-hearted fun. Though I still think
Zidane is a slapper for scoring twice in injury time. There is no denying,
however, that is a player of astonishing ability and we are very lucky to
see some of his calibre in our lifetime.

I am a very happy father, I have 2 sons none of them play football. Good
no ? ;-)




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I complete disagree. Football unites, it doesn't divide. Every major club in
every major league in Europe - Primera Liga, Bundesliga, Premiership, Serie
A - is packed with players from every country in Europe, South America,
Africa and Asia. There are no cultural barriers, there are no racial
barriers. They all speak the language of futbol mondial.


They all speak the language of money.

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Schizoid Man - - mercredi 16 Juin 2004
23:43 wrote:


"Lionel" wrote in message


That comment was directed at our If-it-wasn't-for-us-he'd-be-a-Kraut
friend: Lionel.

Sometime you achieve the prowess to be as thick as you seem to be at the
first contact, my Cow-boy friend.


I have two words for you, Lionel:
Brilliant Becks.



I have two word for you Schizo-boy :

*Hand-ball*.

This is *my* sport. I play hand-ball since more than 30 years now.
I don't care about football, I never care about football. In my whole life I
have been a maximum of 4 - 5 times in a football stadium.
Football is showbiz only. Zizou, Henry, Beckam and the others... are
starlettes for stupid and dangerous fans who watch them dancing in
stadiums.
Except in very rare cases, football is the vehicle of chauvinism and
xenophobia only.
Our today exchange *could* have been the perfect illustration of these
characteristics.

I am a very happy father, I have 2 sons none of them play football. Good
no ? ;-)


I know that you have answered to the above (I can read Sander deWaal's
answer to you).
I don't know why but your message doesn't appears at my ISP.
Could you please repost ? Thanks.
Lionel
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Brilliant headline yesterday in the Express: "Butt Out". Witty. Hehehe.


A flash of celebrity tit or a bit of minge *always* makes the front
pages over here. One tries very hard to keep up with current affairs.


I'm English, Paul. But thanks for the introduction anyway.

Cracker of a performance from our lads tonight.


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