[Osama Bin Fuktar]

You have defiled one of our virgins, just one, and your reward shall be an
eternity of Hell. Whereas I am in the path of devotion to Allah, and I
shall have a hundred virgins in his kingdom. Thus your choice is not wise or
effective in cost. Then why should we trust your opinions about stereo, if
you cannot see that a hundred virgins is better than one?

His servant.

[Eeyore]

Osama Bin Fuktar wrote:

You have defiled one of our virgins, just one, and your reward shall be an
eternity of Hell. Whereas I am in the path of devotion to Allah, and I
shall have a hundred virgins in his kingdom. Thus your choice is not wise or
effective in cost. Then why should we trust your opinions about stereo, if
you cannot see that a hundred virgins is better than one?

I prefer experience over virginity but I'll settle for the latter.

Graham