[Robert Morein]

"roughplanet" blathered...

In the 12 months ending 30th July 2006, Phil Allison, alias Phalluson, made
exactly 8880 posts to Usenet. That's an average of 24.3 posts per day.
Has to be some sort of a record, but not the sort you'd find in the Guinness
book.

What a piker!

I've made over 21,220 posts to Usenet in a six year period. Sure an asshole
like Phil Allison can give the usenet a "burst" of messages for a year or
so, but no one can match the day in-day out performance of someone like me
that has NO job, NO career, and a rich dentist daddy to support me.

And because of my superior technical skills, I answer messages almost
immediately with my patent-pending "ding" signal that I've rigged up to my
computer. Take that, Drexel University!

Can you top that, Phil!

Robert Morein
Shop 'N Bag, PA
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