From: "Kip Shepherd" kipshepherd@h...
Date: Sat Mar 6, 2004 11:21 am
Subject: Where bin Laden has been hiding

Subj: Locating bin Laden

Pentagon officials believe they have been unable to locate Bin Laden because
he has found a place to hide out whe

1) it is easy to get in if you have money;
2) no one will recognize or remember you;
3) no one will realize you have disappeared;
4) no one keeps any records of your comings and goings; and
5) you have no obligations or responsibilities.

Pentagon analysts are still puzzled, however, as to how Bin Laden found out
about the TEXAS AIR NATIONAL GUARD




"If Democratic policies had been pursued over the last two-to-three years,
the kind of tax increases both Kerry and Edwards are talking about, we would
not have had the kind of job growth that we've had."
– Dick Cheney



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