From my colleagues at rec.music.makers.guitar.jazz :

I felt like I was on such a roll that I hated to see this one get
buried.
:-)
Sorry for the repetition if you saw the first one. I figure most of
you know me well enough by now to know I don't make a habit of this.

Perhaps some more ideas in the same vein?
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WELCOME TO THE 2006 SMOOOTH JAZZZZ CRUISE!

Thank you so much for your $2000 per person. We're sorry George
Benson couldn't be here, but you we know you won't want to miss a
minute of that sweet finger-snapping slickness, so

Let's give it up for Smooth Jazz's rising star . . .


Skippy McTitebulge and the Quiana Qru, who will be performing their
market-share busting hits: "I've Got a Sale-On For You, Baby" "How
Many Times Can We Do This?" “Come Visit Our Car Dealership” and "Audio
Peak Lineup."

And, in case you’ve forgotten, we’ve brought back those Smooth Jazz
perennial favorites: MAX MIDISTACK AND THE PROTOOLS performing their
timeless Smooth Jazz classics (how could we forget?) like: “Cut
N’Paste The Cake,” “Once, Twice, Three Times and Quantize.” and “It
Don’t Mean a Thing if You Can’t Quantize to Swing.” and their other 30
or 40 songs that “Felt So Good.”

You’ll share in the love and lose yourself in the feeling when you
watch them force a grin while nodding their heads or rocking back and
forth playing grooves so lame they’d embarrass Archie and Jughead!

And this year we’re especially proud to bring back the One-Hit
Wondress of the Saxophone PENTATONIA REVERB who’ll be joined in a
special collaboration with Smooth Jazz Master CORG TRIGHTON in a sneak
preview of the title track from her new CD “Check Out This Patch” and
her tribute to Luther Vandross “So Amazing (that a woman can hold a
saxophone)" and Don't miss her heart-tugging rendition of Lionel
Richie on "Once, Twice, Quantize a Lady."

You’ll hardly be able to control your excitement as you watch them do
it once, then do it again with the last note or two even higher, then
do it like the first time, and then do a different lick!

Oh, and by the way, we'll also be featuring a special exciting meet n'
greet discussion with self-help guru Dr. Saul Abbot D. Mahoney, author
of "Sarcasm: The Eighth Deadly Sin" and "Why Music Piracy Hurts You,
The Consumer."

We'd also like to thank our sponsors, The Lite Beer Brewers
Association of Suburbia; DuPont, makers of the Stainmaster carpet; and
your Infinity Dealers of Westchester County (Think You Can't Afford
Second-Best? Think Again!).

Don't forget to stop by the sales booths and say "hello" or read the
complimentary sales literature in your stateroom.

Remember to order your drinks early, because there won’t be any extra
bars; and please remember, with Smooth Jazz Cruises you cruise at you
own risk because the musicians won’t be taking any!

Thanks again for Snoozing and Cruising with Smooth Jazzzzzzzzzzzz