It turns out that liberals are in favor of mandatory aBxism testing for
consumer audio. Blogworld is abuzz with talk about this revelation.

Conservatives, ever the staunch defenders of the marketplace, have rallied
to denounce aBxism. Behind their empty rhetoric about the marketplace
being perfect -- and all the usual capitalist claptrap -- the truth is
that conservatives are the real power behind the E.H.E.E. They don't want
the truth to come out about the performance of expensive audio gear being
indistinguishable from econoboxes in level-matched, double-blind tests
because it would threaten the huge profits of the E.H.E.E. members.

Liberals, naturally, take the enlightened view that consumers should be
forcibly educated. To pay for the mandatory "tests", liberal politicians
have proposed a 25% tax on all home audio products priced below the 90th
percentile of the marketplace. These funds will enable all audio retailers
to install "testing" rooms with equipment such as aBxism boxes,
blindfolds, and a tape loop of soothing propaganda that explains the
virtues of "tests" and the evils of consumerism.





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A day without Krooger is like a day without radiation poisoning.

George M. Middius wrote:

zip....nada....nothing...


Hey George,
Since you obviously have way too much time to deal with
constructively... I suggest you take up vinyl....it takes a bit of time
and effort to get good sound... but it can have its rewards. What
have you got to lose?

ScottW

Terrierborg yaps in terror at the thought of being coopted by the Vast
Left-Wing Conspiracy.

It turns out that liberals are in favor of mandatory aBxism testing for
consumer audio. Blogworld is abuzz with talk about this revelation.

Conservatives, ever the staunch defenders of the marketplace, have rallied
to denounce aBxism. Behind their empty rhetoric about the marketplace
being perfect -- and all the usual capitalist claptrap -- the truth is
that conservatives are the real power behind the E.H.E.E. They don't want
the truth to come out about the performance of expensive audio gear being
indistinguishable from econoboxes in level-matched, double-blind tests
because it would threaten the huge profits of the E.H.E.E. members.

Liberals, naturally, take the enlightened view that consumers should be
forcibly educated. To pay for the mandatory "tests", liberal politicians
have proposed a 25% tax on all home audio products priced below the 90th
percentile of the marketplace. These funds will enable all audio retailers
to install "testing" rooms with equipment such as aBxism boxes,
blindfolds, and a tape loop of soothing propaganda that explains the
virtues of "tests" and the evils of consumerism.

Hey George,

Hey Scooter,

Since you obviously have way too much time to deal with
constructively... I suggest you take up vinyl....it takes a bit of time
and effort to get good sound... but it can have its rewards. What
have you got to lose?

Thanks Scottie for admitting Socctie that prolonged exposure to vinyl
turned you into a drooling idiot Scrotum.





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A day without Krooger is like a day without radiation poisoning.

George, You can come over and pick up a good part of of my lp
collection. I am running out of space and it needs a good home.

"George M. Middius" mail.comcast.net@ wrote in message
...


It turns out that liberals are in favor of mandatory aBxism testing for
consumer audio. Blogworld is abuzz with talk about this revelation.

Conservatives, ever the staunch defenders of the marketplace, have rallied
to denounce aBxism. Behind their empty rhetoric about the marketplace
being perfect -- and all the usual capitalist claptrap -- the truth is
that conservatives are the real power behind the E.H.E.E. They don't want
the truth to come out about the performance of expensive audio gear being
indistinguishable from econoboxes in level-matched, double-blind tests
because it would threaten the huge profits of the E.H.E.E. members.

Liberals, naturally, take the enlightened view that consumers should be
forcibly educated. To pay for the mandatory "tests", liberal politicians
have proposed a 25% tax on all home audio products priced below the 90th
percentile of the marketplace. These funds will enable all audio retailers
to install "testing" rooms with equipment such as aBxism boxes,
blindfolds, and a tape loop of soothing propaganda that explains the
virtues of "tests" and the evils of consumerism.

It kinda reminds me of 1984, altered by the realization that since no one
reads anymore anyway, book burning is irrelevant.

In article .com,
"Clyde Slick" wrote:

George, You can come over and pick up a good part of of my lp
collection. I am running out of space and it needs a good home.

Jenn ------ jealous

Jenn said:

George, You can come over and pick up a good part of of my lp
collection. I am running out of space and it needs a good home.

Jenn ------ jealous

Clyde ----- making joke




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A day without Krooger is like a day without arsenic.

In article ,
George M. Middius cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net
wrote:

Jenn said:

George, You can come over and pick up a good part of of my lp
collection. I am running out of space and it needs a good home.

Jenn ------ jealous

Clyde ----- making joke

Jenn ------- posting too late at night ;-)

Art --------- somewhat serious, in that I really expect "at least" a
little bit of cash for them. merc's, london's, some RCA's still left,
an entire huge rock collection, blues.
Where I'm going, I can't take them with me, waaaaaay too hot, they'll
warp, besides, not enough room in the handbasket. Can't tote all that
weight, either.

Clyde Slick said:

Art --------- somewhat serious, in that I really expect "at least" a
little bit of cash for them. merc's, london's, some RCA's still left,
an entire huge rock collection, blues.
Where I'm going, I can't take them with me, waaaaaay too hot, they'll
warp, besides, not enough room in the handbasket. Can't tote all that
weight, either.

Serious is as serious does. I'm sure you know I don't have a TT.




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A day without Krooger is like a day without arsenic.

"Clyde Slick" wrote in message
oups.com...
Art --------- somewhat serious, in that I really expect "at least" a
little bit of cash for them. merc's, london's, some RCA's still left,
an entire huge rock collection, blues.
Where I'm going, I can't take them with me, waaaaaay too hot, they'll
warp, besides, not enough room in the handbasket. Can't tote all that
weight, either.

Are you still selling 'em on e-bay? I can't find your handle.

ScottW