Since Doctor Richard Graham no longer recognizes himself in the mirror, ala
The Man Who Thought His Wife Was a Hat,
http://www.chesternovello.com/defaul...d_2907=1 1516, I
have consulted the Walton Centre for Neurosurgery, NHS Trust for a solution
to this disorder, which falls under the classification of Cognitive
Function/Dementia.

The consult revealed that, as psychoanalysis has been proven ineffective in
the modern world, the only durable cure for Dr. Graham's problem is a Lobe
Job. The current, subsidized cost of this procedure is 11,282 euros.
However, Dr. Dr. Ehud Arbit has offered to perform the operation for a
carton of smokes and a case of beer. His curriculum vitae may be viewed
he
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpag... AC0A963958260

Since I have the cigarettes and beer, it remains only for us to raise enough
money to pay for Dr. Arbit's airfare to the U.K. The operation can be
performed conveniently on Dr. Graham's couch.

We are taking pledges now. Please be generous. We are all fond of Dr.
Graham, and wish him freedom from his impairment as speedily as possible.

In article ,
Robert Morein wrote:
Since Doctor Richard Graham no longer recognizes himself in the mirror, ala
The Man Who Thought His Wife Was a Hat,
http://www.chesternovello.com/defaul...d_2907=1 1516, I
have consulted the Walton Centre for Neurosurgery, NHS Trust for a solution
to this disorder, which falls under the classification of Cognitive
Function/Dementia.

The consult revealed that, as psychoanalysis has been proven ineffective in
the modern world, the only durable cure for Dr. Graham's problem is a Lobe
Job. The current, subsidized cost of this procedure is 11,282 euros.
However, Dr. Dr. Ehud Arbit has offered to perform the operation for a
carton of smokes and a case of beer. His curriculum vitae may be viewed
he
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpag... AC0A963958260

Since I have the cigarettes and beer, it remains only for us to raise enough
money to pay for Dr. Arbit's airfare to the U.K. The operation can be
performed conveniently on Dr. Graham's couch.

We are taking pledges now. Please be generous. We are all fond of Dr.
Graham, and wish him freedom from his impairment as speedily as possible.




LOL!
I'll pitch in a rusty scalpel.


Joe

On Fri, 12 May 2006 07:25:50 -0400, "Robert Morein"
wrote:

We are all fond of Dr.
Graham,

God's honour, Robert. :-)

"paul packer" wrote in message
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On Fri, 12 May 2006 07:25:50 -0400, "Robert Morein"
wrote:

We are all fond of Dr.
Graham,

God's honour, Robert. :-)

We're a bit short of tools for the surgery. Got anything? Butter knife,
corkscrew, ice tongs?

Robert Morein wrote:
"paul packer" wrote in message
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On Fri, 12 May 2006 07:25:50 -0400, "Robert Morein"
wrote:

We are all fond of Dr.
Graham,

God's honour, Robert. :-)

We're a bit short of tools for the surgery. Got anything? Butter knife,
corkscrew, ice tongs?

Could you leave the higher cognitive centers of abuse and insult
relatively intact?
I've been having a good chuckle the last few weeks.

Oh that's the point! Oh, I see... :-)

"paul packer" wrote in message
oups.com...
Robert Morein wrote:
"paul packer" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 12 May 2006 07:25:50 -0400, "Robert Morein"
wrote:

We are all fond of Dr.
Graham,

God's honour, Robert. :-)

We're a bit short of tools for the surgery. Got anything? Butter knife,
corkscrew, ice tongs?

Could you leave the higher cognitive centers of abuse and insult
relatively intact?
I've been having a good chuckle the last few weeks.

Oh that's the point! Oh, I see... :-)

Paul, we'll poke around a bit and see what we can do, but I can't make any
promises. As Dr. Arbit says when he makes a slip, "Oops, there go the music
lessons."