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I received some very strange email from Mumbles recently. Does anyone
have the number of the nearest crisis centre in Maryland? I'm afraid
the little feller might try to harm himself.

Mumbles wrote:

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I hate you Shovels!! Shovels, I hate you!!!

You make me so MAD sometimes!!! ALL THE TIME, even!

Shovels, Shovels, Shovels, ****face, Shovels, ****face, ****face,
Shovels,
SHOVELS!!!!!!! You're nothing but a shovels ****face doo-doohead,
nya nya nya nya nya nya!

Ooooooh WHY does thoughts of him torment me like this??? I can't get
him out of my head, I can't sleep at nights anymore thinking about
Shovels!! He's SUCH a pathetic sniveler! He's SUCH a self-pitying,
whining, meltdowning, arm-flailing, coniption-having, ranting,
loony-tunes, crazy, crazy, witch doctoring, voodoo-engaging,
brownstaining, dump-taking, glass-grinding, doo-doo licking,
tweak-freaking.... arrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!

God knows HOW MUCH I HATE YOU SHOVELS!!!!!!!

Yet I can't seem to stop talking about you, emailing you and responding
to all your posts!
Which makes me HATE you even more!!!!!!! Ooooooooohhhhhh!

Somebody, anybody! Please KILL ME!!!!!!


Ah boooohooooohoooohoooohoooohoooo!!!!
boooohooooohoooohoooohoooohoooo!!!!
sob, sob, sob, gasp, sob

WHY did you have to tell everyone that I wasted the last 8 years of my
life here in front of my computer every single day, just because I like
flaming and insulting people whether they deserve it or not???!!!!!
Boooohooooohoooohoooohoooohoooo!!!! You're so MEAN telling people the
truth like that!!!!!!!

I can't help it that I'm ADDICTED to rec.audio.opinion?!!!!!! I can't
help it that all my friends left me here to rot for greener pastures!!
Including Marc Phillips, WHO I "THOUGHT" WAS MY FRIEND!! I can't help
it that my LIFE REVOLVES AROUND THIS NEWSGROUP!!!! I can't help being
here EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR NEARLY A DECADE, ALL of the live day long!! I
can't help if the first thing I do in the morning is LOOK FOR YOUR
POSTS!!! If I didn't, I might miss an important post that you post, and
if I respond to it more than a half hour later, it might become STALE
and then I'll look "lame" and will have missed the boat on insulting
you! Oh WHY can't you see that?!!

THESE PEOPLE ARE THE ONLY FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT I HAVE!!!!

You humiliated and embarassed me in front of my FRIENDS, when you
pointed out that I'm nothing more than a pathetic loser who's totally
addicted to flaming on this newsgroup!
Sure, YOU don't care. You're only here for a couple of months and are
gonna be leaving us soon!! YOU don't care about your reputation among
us!! Well YOU may not have a reputation to protect here, but I DO!!! I
have to look "cool", "smart" and "in control" all the time! Otherwise,
I might lose the respect of my virtual buddies!!!

You think I WANTED to be an "ankle biter" on usenet all of my life? You
think I went to SCHOOL just so's I can waste my life trolling people on
an audio newsgroup, even though I show no interest in discussing audio?
Well you don't know the first thing about George Middius, buster!! So
you don't have a right to judge me!

NO ONE HAS A RIGHT TO JUDGE GEORGE "MUMBLES" MIDDIUS!!! Hrmherphsghs!

please kill me.

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I received some very strange email from Mumbles recently. Does anyone
have the number of the nearest crisis centre in Maryland? I'm afraid
the little feller might try to harm himself.

Mumbles wrote:

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Nope.


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Robert said:

I received some very strange email from Mumbles recently.


Nope.


Please tell ****face that I probably won't keep offering him new tactics to
parrot, at least not indefinitely. When I tried to compliment him on
(finally) coining an original nickname for me rather than just IKYABWAIing
me ad nauseum, he flew into a rage. I don't want to bear primary
responsibility for his eventual breakdown, so I'm not going to keep feeding
his demons until it happens.

YMMV, of course.





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On 6 May 2006 08:31:12 -0700, wrote:

please kill me.


Nah...waste of a perfectly good black capsule.
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Mumbles whined:

Robert said:

I received some very strange email from Mumbles recently.


Nope.


Please tell ****face that I


Oh no! He's not talking to me! Wow. Mumbles is even angrier with me
than I had anticipated or imagined. So angry that apparently, he no
longer has the intellectual capacity to realize that I can actually see
his publicly posted words on this newsgroup, and don't need his crazy
friend, Psycho Bob Morein, to relate them to me.

When I tried to compliment him on
(finally) coining an original nickname for me rather than just IKYABWAIing
me ad nauseum, he flew into a rage.


Of course, anything longer than two words or any word containing the
letter "E" constitutes "a rage" to Mumbles. So who knows what he's
mumbling about there. His entire posting history consists of basically
the same theme repeated ad nauseum with slightly varying adjectives,
but that's the famous Middius hypocrisy at work. His many lame IKYABWAI
copycat tactics that he parroted from me and repeated ad nauseum to me,
such as his text filtering of my posts, as more of the famous Middius
hypocrisy at work.

But in a rare occasion, Mumbles isn't actually lying this time about
something. He did recently congratulate me or something to that effect,
for coming up with the perfect nickname for him; "Mumbles". But then
the next day (today in fact), he flew into a "genuine rage", talking
about wanting to grind glass in my anus and pour hot oil down my throat
or whatever, and insisted on calling me "****face" from now on. Until,
of all people on the world, Krueger decided to step in and point out
that Mumbles appears to be on the wrong side of a mental and ethical
breakdown.

My favourite part of his rant: Mumbles gives up!:

I don't want to bear primary
responsibility for his eventual breakdown, so I'm not going to keep feeding
his demons until it happens.

YMMV, of course.


Wow! That must be a first on RAO! One of my personal ankle-biting
psychostalking trolls is actually declaring that he will no longer be
stalking me! The guy who in another post today just finished declaring
he wanted to put glass in my anus says he will "no longer be feeding my
demons"! The troll who wakes up every single morning scouring RAO for
any new signs of me, and after responding to anything he finds, keeps
his ass planted in front of his computer all day and night long, for
any -new- signs of me that he can respond to within minutes, is now
telling us that he's had enough!

Is this the very same George Middius who's been feeding Krueger's
demons for a very long 8 years straight, or is this an imposter George?
(And how would we know, since no one's ever seen George....?!). It only
took me what, 2 or 3 months before defeating Mumbles and forcing him to
slink back under his trolling rock?! Krueger's still wondering how to
get him to do that himself.

Welp..... looks like I win again!

I guess this shows that sometimes, the truth really works, folks. Do
you have a psychostalking troll you want rid of? Try hitting them with
a little bit of truth, watch 'em scurry away like cockroaches!



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Mumbles whined:

Robert said:

I received some very strange email from Mumbles recently.


Nope.


Please tell ****face that I


Oh no! He's not talking to me! Wow. Mumbles is even angrier


No, Richard. He's just jerking you, like we all are.

Luv,
SHP


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Robert said to ****face:

Please tell ****face that I probably won't keep offering him new tactics to
parrot, at least not indefinitely. When I tried to compliment him on
(finally) coining an original nickname for me rather than just IKYABWAIing
me ad nauseum, he flew into a rage. I don't want to bear primary
responsibility for his eventual breakdown, so I'm not going to keep feeding
his demons until it happens.


Oh no! He's not talking to me! Wow. Mumbles is even angrier


No, Richard. He's just jerking you, like we all are.


What kind of hammer do you suppose ****face used to bash his fingers and
toes today? My guess is it's an 8-ouncer, or maybe even smaller. His rage
seems somewhat muted.






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MD said:

I think a couple of you should just accept the fact that you have a
thing for one another and come out of the closet in one glorious orgy.
Then you could all run off with each other and leave this site to people
who actually care about the thread and spend more time listening to
music that acting like repressed, sexually frustrated bitches.


When ****face Shovels was Jamie, several people thought "he" was actually a
she. So your snide homophobic innuendo has a tenuous foundation.





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"George M. Middius" cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net wrote
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Robert said to ****face:

Please tell ****face that I probably won't keep offering him new
tactics to
parrot, at least not indefinitely. When I tried to compliment him on
(finally) coining an original nickname for me rather than just
IKYABWAIing
me ad nauseum, he flew into a rage. I don't want to bear primary
responsibility for his eventual breakdown, so I'm not going to keep
feeding
his demons until it happens.


Oh no! He's not talking to me! Wow. Mumbles is even angrier


No, Richard. He's just jerking you, like we all are.


What kind of hammer do you suppose ****face used to bash his fingers and
toes today? My guess is it's an 8-ouncer, or maybe even smaller. His rage
seems somewhat muted.

Fingers? I thought he pounded his head, in the manner of autistics, to make
sense and sensibility go away.




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Mumbles. Middius wrote:

MD said:

I think a couple of you should just accept the fact that you have a
thing for one another and come out of the closet in one glorious orgy.
Then you could all run off with each other and leave this site to people
who actually care about the thread and spend more time listening to
music that acting like repressed, sexually frustrated bitches.


When ****face Shovels was Jamie, several people thought "he" was actually a
she. So your snide homophobic innuendo has a tenuous foundation.


What "innuendo"? He said you were acting like a repressed sexually
frustrated bitch. And you are. So what's "innuendo" about that?

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"Clyde Slick" wrote in message


"MD" wrote in message
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I think a couple of you should just accept the fact that
you have a thing for one another and come out of the
closet in one glorious orgy. Then you could all run off
with each other and leave this site to people who
actually care about the thread and spend more time
listening to music that acting like repressed, sexually
frustrated bitches.


Gee, we just did that, didn't we?


Thanks Art for admitting that you have just done the running off, spelled
out above.




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"Arny Krueger" wrote in message
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"Clyde Slick" wrote in message


"MD" wrote in message
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I think a couple of you should just accept the fact that
you have a thing for one another and come out of the
closet in one glorious orgy. Then you could all run off
with each other and leave this site to people who
actually care about the thread and spend more time
listening to music that acting like repressed, sexually
frustrated bitches.


Gee, we just did that, didn't we?


Thanks Art for admitting that you have just done the running off, spelled
out above.


Thanks Arnie, for admitting you're a soleless, sociopathic,
humorless prick.



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