WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! ACHTUNG!

*********RAO, WE HAVE A SHILLER AMONG US!!!!!!!!!!*************

Shovels The Shiller, has been identified by the RAO Shilling Police
Officers of Officer "Shovels" Middius and Officer "Krazy Shovels"
Morein as a: SHILLING SHILLER.

THE OFFENDER WANTS TO SHILL OR SHOVEL YOU, SO DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!

Most of us are not welfare cheats, disability comp recipients or
terminally unemployed and unemployable, right? So you can be darn sure
that despite the long hours that we put in all day and night here at
RAO, we WORK for our money, and work HARD, dammit. SO DON'T LET SHOVELS
SEPARATE YOU FROM YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY!!!!!

Sure he "seems" like a friendly, charming sort of guy, makin' with the
"nicey nice", and he is registered with Google as the ---only person in
this newsgroup's history-- who has ever come on RAO and actually tried
to help rather than just attack its inhabitants, by giving away a
fortune in free tweaks (Sure they may be "weird" to us 'normal folk
with our limited mental capacities, but the important thing is, they
work!! Who knows how! (Even though he did actually try to give us a lot
of information about how they work that we never bothered to
read....)). BUT HE'S AN EVIL MONSTER CROOK, DON'T BE FOOLED!!!

BE ON YOUR GUARD AT ALL TIMES AND KEEP A CLOSE WATCHFUL EYE ON YOUR
WALLET AND GALS, HANG ON TIGHT TO YOUR PURSES!!!

Shovels TRUE MISSION is to sell you some of the fine audio enhancement
products that you may find at http://www.belt.demon.co.uk., like that
crazy "Electret Cream", that he mentioned here once. You know that
stuff that costs only about 20 pounds, and that you apply to things to
improve your audio system, and it works like a $500 audio upgrade? He
claims it works but of course, HE'S A LUNAR TOONS LUNARTIC. And a
theiving crooked thieef. He'll gut his own mother like a fish if he
thought she swallowed a nickel.

We already know that no way no how does any **** work if we don't
understand HOW it works. Or if its just too darn difficult for us to
understand. And we already know that there's no such thing as "quantum
mechanics" or "morphic resonance" or any of that goldarn $#@! mumbo
jumbo crazy scccientiffic talk that Shovels uses to peddle his free
tweaks. He may point us toward a review of the cream like the one
below:

http://www.soundstage.com/synergize/synergize071999.htm

.........but we know darn well the reviewer is a THEIVING CROOK whom
Shovels bought and sold to put out the review.

Shovels may try to hypnotize you with the shiny, shiny, rainbow
reflective surface of his "Silver Rainbow Foil"... which is also
"reasonably priced" at about $40us for a couple of feet. Well AVERT
YOUR EYES!!!!!!!! IT'S A SHILLING SHAMMING SCAM! "Everybody knows"
Silver Rainbow Foil can't improve an audio system, and if its something
that "everybody knows", then there is no question that it is true and
fer sure. Especially on RAO.

Shovels may shovel out this column from another chat group, whereby a
bunch of dumb losers like ourselves all mocked and derided the Precious
Silver Rainbow Foil, until their guts fell out. That was, until one of
those dumb *******s finally had a brain fart and thought that hey maybe
he'd better try it so that way he can say that he tried it and is STILL
mocking it.... so he sent away for a sample..... but unforchernatly,
came back to tell his eternally ignorant piggy buddies that it actually
worked!:

http://www4.head-fi.org/forums/showt...89619#poststop

Now, instead of just mocking the Silver Rainbow Foil, they were in the
delightful position of being able to mock their old Head-Fi buddy AND
the Silver Rainbow Foil at the same time!!

But DON'T BE FOOLED!!!! The guy who tried the Rainbow Foil and calls
himself "Pink Floyd", is obviously none other than SHOVELS
HIMSELF!!!!!!!! And obviously, SHOVELS IS ALSO EVERYONE ELSE ON
HEAD-FI.ORG!!!!!!

In fact, if you ever see anyone EVER talking about their positive
experiences with PWB products ANYWHERE on ANY discussion forum in ANY
country or language IN THE WORLD.... that's Shovels too. So don't go to
PWB's chat forum to see if there are other people who have bought and
tried their products and think to yourself that "maybe we regulars on
RAO are just being dumb ignorant dicks and there really is something to
what Shovels is saying about the products and tweaks...". NO! Because
Shovels IS THE ENTIRE CHAT GROUP.

Yup that's right. Assisted by Dr. "Shovels" Ludovic, "Shovels" Middius
checked and confirmed that Shovels Shippy wrote EACH AND EVERY SINGLE
CHAT GROUP MESSAGE on that Yahoo discussion forum. Even though they
were from all over the world, with different writing styles and
different IP addresses spanning several years of chat group messges,
IT'S ALL SHOVELS. 100% I told you he was clever! Shovels Middius knows
because he has a lot of expertease in analizing writing stiles, because
he's been here longer than most of us, and has read millions and
millions of newsgroup messages.

Shovels Shippy is craftier than us "normal folk", so don't think you're
clevererer than him or anything, because trust me, you're not. If he
starts calling you an "ignorant pig!" or otherwise insulting you,
CLUTCH YOUR WALLET IN A DEATH GRIP and don't let go. It's a
"sykerlogikal trik" of his. Remember, Shovels is a busy, busy
London-based full-time sykiertrist and mathimatuks perfessor and
newsletter editor (although he has plenty of time to post every day for
our benefit on RAO, as well as smoke crack and snort cocaine of course.
And because adolecent sykiatry and univarsity teeching pays so darn
little, he makes most of his money off the commission from selling
little bitty bits of Silver Rainbow Foil).

Besides being a "sykiatrist", which means he knows how to get into our
little heads and screw with us, he also went to "markitting school"
see? They teach you stuff there like how to insult people for cold hard
cash. I should know. When Shovels called me an "ignorant pig", I
immediately became addicted to Morphic Green Cream (thanks to Shovels
Morein, who couldn't supply it to me fast enuff), and I could not stay
off the stuff, because every time some money came in from somewhere, I
just HAD to improve my stereo sound with Morphic Green Cream. Well
pretty soon I was Shovelling it up my nose, as Shovels Morein showed
me, and now I'm physically hooked. Shovels Packer was right. "Tweaks
ARE addictive".

n.b. The website that you are to avoid at any cost is, once again,
http://www.belt.demon.co.uk Thank you for your attention.

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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! ACHTUNG!

*********RAO, WE HAVE A SHILLER AMONG US!!!!!!!!!!*************

Shovels The Shiller, has been identified by the RAO Shilling Police
Officers of Officer "Shovels" Middius and Officer "Krazy Shovels"
Morein as a: SHILLING SHILLER.

Yep. I'm sorry bro, but you deserve to be in the slammer.

Luv,
SHP

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soundhaspriority wrote:
wrote in message
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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! ACHTUNG!

*********RAO, WE HAVE A SHILLER AMONG US!!!!!!!!!!*************

Shovels The Shiller, has been identified by the RAO Shilling Police
Officers of Officer "Shovels" Middius and Officer "Krazy Shovels"
Morein as a: SHILLING SHILLER.

Yep. I'm sorry bro, but you deserve to be in the slammer.

Luv,
SHP

Not a lot of "Luv" there, is there? So what's all this "bro" crap all
about, if those are your true sentiments? Well, you may think I
"deserve to be in the slammer" for scamming.

Yep.

Luv,
SHP

the psychotic bob morein wrote:

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soundhaspriority wrote:
wrote in message
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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! ACHTUNG!

*********RAO, WE HAVE A SHILLER AMONG US!!!!!!!!!!*************

Shovels The Shiller, has been identified by the RAO Shilling Police
Officers of Officer "Shovels" Middius and Officer "Krazy Shovels"
Morein as a: SHILLING SHILLER.

Yep. I'm sorry bro, but you deserve to be in the slammer.

Luv,
SHP

Not a lot of "Luv" there, is there? So what's all this "bro" crap all
about, if those are your true sentiments? Well, you may think you
"deserve to be in the slammer" for scamming.

Yep.

You can always turn yourself in, you know?

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the psychotic bob morein wrote:

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soundhaspriority wrote:
wrote in message
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WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! ACHTUNG!

*********RAO, WE HAVE A SHILLER AMONG US!!!!!!!!!!*************

Shovels The Shiller, has been identified by the RAO Shilling Police
Officers of Officer "Shovels" Middius and Officer "Krazy Shovels"
Morein as a: SHILLING SHILLER.

Yep. I'm sorry bro, but you deserve to be in the slammer.

Luv,
SHP

Not a lot of "Luv" there, is there? So what's all this "bro" crap all
about, if those are your true sentiments? Well, you may think you
"deserve to be in the slammer" for scamming.

Yep.

You can always turn yourself in, you know?

We'll go together, Richard.
Luv,
SHP