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Please, everyone, stop lying about me constantly. Whether you buy the Green
Morphic Sex Cream or not is your own affair. What you do in your own bedroom is your own affair. But for the benefit of the rare soul willing to listen, and accept what I say as truth because it is, read on. Last night, I smeared some of the cream on my woman. We then did something not normally done with a Diana Craul recording. I recorded her vocalizations, as I always do, on VHS, which I use for my clinical studies of adolescent sexuality. These were then level matched, both "A" and "C" weighted, and then compared blind with prior recordings taken without the Cream (Arny, you can't punch any holes in this one!) The audio feed was then switched by my woman, as I listened with my back turned. I was aghast at the difference. My woman sounded markedly more "present." The highs were more transparent; the trills more vibrant; the moans had real low end. I had to turn around to be sure she wasn't "faking" the tapes. She wasn't. For those who have been asking for incontrovertible blind-tested proof that Green Morphic Cream is an audio miracle, this is it! Contact me privately for purchase of the Cream. And please stop lying about me. Memememmemememememmememememememmemememmemememememm emememe. |
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soundhaspriority wrote:
Please, everyone, stop lying about me constantly. Whether you buy the Green Morphic Sex Cream or not is your own affair. What you do in your own bedroom is your own affair. But for the benefit of the rare soul willing to listen, and accept what I say as truth because it is, read on. Last night, I smeared some of the cream on my woman. We then did something not normally done with a Diana Craul recording. I recorded her vocalizations, as I always do, on VHS, which I use for my clinical studies of adolescent sexuality. These were then level matched, both "A" and "C" weighted, and then compared blind with prior recordings taken without the Cream (Arny, you can't punch any holes in this one!) The audio feed was then switched by my woman, as I listened with my back turned. I was aghast at the difference. My woman sounded markedly more "present." The highs were more transparent; the trills more vibrant; the moans had real low end. I had to turn around to be sure she wasn't "faking" the tapes. She wasn't. For those who have been asking for incontrovertible blind-tested proof that Green Morphic Cream is an audio miracle, this is it! Contact me privately for purchase of the Cream. And please stop lying about me. Richard Graham, you are a shill. Please stop pimping your crazy products on this newsgroup. You don't get to decide which audio products people are allowed to buy or even be interested in. I do. And me and my fascist friends are going to make sure that you are run out of here on a rail with your crazy bogus (but entirely untested I admit...) products. If your lunatic products worked, people would be buying them in droves, and they'd be approved by the IEEE and the AES, and SAG. Simply because they "sound crazy" to me and I don't understand quantum mechanics very well and so can't understand the science behind them, I have no need to test any of your bogus products to see if they work. And besides, I have much better things to do in life.... such as hound and harass you. Which I will do 24/7, to ensure you do not rip off any of the wonderful people on this group, who are all good friends of mine. So you can take your so-called "green cream" and plug it where the sun don't shine, you shilling whore. Regards, Robert Morein p.s. Me and my evil boyfriends with the pitchforks are going to lie about you to our heart's content. This is RAO boy, not the real world. No one gives a rat's patootie about "the truth" around here. So if you object to us lying about the validity of your products, or your tweaks, or your character... get used to being lied about. We don't have to prove a damn thing to show that we're right. Our sheer arrogance makes us "right", and so does our numbers (rule #1: In a social group of LCDs (lowest common denominators), majority votes are all that count in the court of public opinion). |
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![]() wrote in message ups.com... soundhaspriority wrote: [snip rubbish p.s. Me and my evil boyfriends with the pitchforks are going to lie about you to our heart's content. This is RAO boy, not the real world. No one gives a rat's patootie about "the truth" around here. So if you object to us lying about the validity of your products, or your tweaks, or your character... get used to being lied about. We don't have to prove a damn thing to show that we're right. Our sheer arrogance makes us "right", and so does our numbers (rule #1: In a social group of LCDs (lowest common denominators), majority votes are all that count in the court of public opinion). The name "soundhaspriority" is mine and mine alone, as in "mememmemememme--mymymymymymMYMY NAME!!! But the knave Robert Morein respect no boundaries. In return, I think I'll call you all pigs. That's right. All you R.A.O. people who constantly lie about me, which as far as I can tell is everybody except for one or two individuals, are pigs. Once you understand and accept that, we can get down to business as nonequals. If you are too ignorant and stupid to understand the value of Green Morpho-sex Personal Cream, you're all idiots, because what I say is true because it is true. It is true because quantum mechanics makes it true. See? I say the words, "quantum mechanics, as Seen on TV", and it is true because I say so. Mememememememememememememememememememememememememe . That felt good. I love to say "me." The truckload of expired suntan lotion is running low, so get yours now. Your loss is my gain. Anyway, in afew more days, I'll have you all worn down to a stunned silence, so I can activate my plans for the group. |
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