First, order a pizza. No, don't buy a frozen pizza, don't make a
pizza, you really have to order a pizza. But not from Domino's
(there's nothing particular about them that is harmful to sound
quality, its just that I have political issues with the company, and am
boycotting them). Now, don't throw away the little white plastic
tripod thingy in the centre of the pizza. You're gonna need that.
Now, enjoy the pizza (optional, not part of the tweak). Now place the
plastic tripod thingy on top of your cd player, near where the output
terminals are. You've just miraculously improved your musicality ten
fold.

No, don't thank me. But if you feel that you've got your money's
worth out of this free tweak, please consider a donation to the Michael
Jackson payroll charity (to help with his employment costs):

www.michealneedsmoney.org