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Default Amazing FREE Audio Tweak No. 2! For Advanced Audiophiles Only - SOLO STEVIE WONDER!

Ever wished you could zero-in on that outstanding performance by
'solo-ing' on a Stevie Wonder track? Well, now you CAN, thanks to this
amazing tweak that I am about to be passing on to you now for free!

The process is simple; you simply need to REMOVE the backing musicians
from the track in question (and NO I'm NOT about to tell you to attack
the CD with a knife and cut them out of it - that would just be
stupid!)

The answer is far simpler than I could ever be, and doesn't involve
knives at all. All you need to do is to shine a strong torch into the
CD bay before you insert the CD. The strong light will dazzle the
musicians inside the CD player, thus rendering them unable to read the
data coming in, resulting in SILENCE from the backing band.

Stevie - who is blind - will of course be completely unaffected by the
strong light, so he'll continue to perform regardless.

Hey presto - instant Solo from Stevie Wonder!

This technique can be applied to many other top performers such as Ray
Charles and Blind Lemon Muckpile.

Please, DON'T send me any money for passing on this tip - your
enjoyment is the only reward I'm likely to seek.

Big hugs
Soundhas riority.
(Sorry about the missing 'P' ^ - I think someone's been taking it ....)
http://www.littleboxes.nl/the14thdisciple

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Default Amazing FREE Audio Tweak No. 2! For Advanced Audiophiles Only - SOLO STEVIE WONDER!



Shovels(2) is back at it.

The answer is far simpler than I could ever be, and doesn't involve
knives at all. All you need to do is to shine a strong torch into the
CD bay before you insert the CD. The strong light will dazzle the
musicians inside the CD player, thus rendering them unable to read the
data coming in, resulting in SILENCE from the backing band.


Somebody has stolen the real Shovels' playbook...





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Default Amazing FREE Audio Tweak No. 2! For Advanced Audiophiles Only- SOLO STEVIE WONDER!

wrote:

Soundhas riority.
(Sorry about the missing 'P' ^ - I think someone's been taking it ....)


I got one spare. Here you go: P
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Default FORGERY: Amazing FREE Audio Tweak No. 2! For Advanced Audiophiles Only - SOLO STEVIE WONDER!


The fake troll ", who's really:



wrote:

Ever wished you could zero-in on that outstanding performance by
'solo-ing' on a Stevie Wonder track? Well, now you CAN, thanks to this
amazing tweak that I am about to be passing on to you now for free!

The process is simple; you simply need to REMOVE the backing musicians
from the track in question (and NO I'm NOT about to tell you to attack
the CD with a knife and cut them out of it - that would just be
stupid!)

The answer is far simpler than I could ever be, and doesn't involve
knives at all. All you need to do is to shine a strong torch into the
CD bay before you insert the CD. The strong light will dazzle the
musicians inside the CD player, thus rendering them unable to read the
data coming in, resulting in SILENCE from the backing band.

Stevie - who is blind - will of course be completely unaffected by the
strong light, so he'll continue to perform regardless.

Hey presto - instant Solo from Stevie Wonder!

This technique can be applied to many other top performers such as Ray
Charles and Blind Lemon Muckpile.

Please, DON'T send me any money for passing on this tip - your
enjoyment is the only reward I'm likely to seek.

Big hugs
Soundhas riority.
(Sorry about the missing 'P' ^ - I think someone's been taking it ....)
http://www.littleboxes.nl/the14thdisciple

You're also missing the three letters at the end of my name. And a
few screws, and some brains, and a sense of purpose in life, and a
refined sense of humour, and a lot of other things I can't help you
find. But I'm sure you can find the remaining 3 letters in my name
and at least try to do a good forgery. You'll have to use the same
email address as I, otherwise we'll know its you, Deano. And what's
with the stupid link that doesn't go anywhere? Drop that too.

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