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Ever wished you could zero-in on that outstanding performance by
'solo-ing' on a Stevie Wonder track? Well, now you CAN, thanks to this amazing tweak that I am about to be passing on to you now for free! The process is simple; you simply need to REMOVE the backing musicians from the track in question (and NO I'm NOT about to tell you to attack the CD with a knife and cut them out of it - that would just be stupid!) The answer is far simpler than I could ever be, and doesn't involve knives at all. All you need to do is to shine a strong torch into the CD bay before you insert the CD. The strong light will dazzle the musicians inside the CD player, thus rendering them unable to read the data coming in, resulting in SILENCE from the backing band. Stevie - who is blind - will of course be completely unaffected by the strong light, so he'll continue to perform regardless. Hey presto - instant Solo from Stevie Wonder! This technique can be applied to many other top performers such as Ray Charles and Blind Lemon Muckpile. Please, DON'T send me any money for passing on this tip - your enjoyment is the only reward I'm likely to seek. Big hugs Soundhas riority. (Sorry about the missing 'P' ^ - I think someone's been taking it ....) http://www.littleboxes.nl/the14thdisciple |
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![]() Shovels(2) is back at it. The answer is far simpler than I could ever be, and doesn't involve knives at all. All you need to do is to shine a strong torch into the CD bay before you insert the CD. The strong light will dazzle the musicians inside the CD player, thus rendering them unable to read the data coming in, resulting in SILENCE from the backing band. Somebody has stolen the real Shovels' playbook... -- A day without Krooger is like a day without arsenic. |
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Soundhas riority. (Sorry about the missing 'P' ^ - I think someone's been taking it ....) I got one spare. Here you go: P |
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