Arnii, I know and respect your fanatical dedication to your Cheapism
religion. Something occurred to me by way of explaining why you're
such a loon. Perhaps you can shed some light on the issue if you
answer a few questions. How long have you been using generic shampoo
that costs $2 per half-gallon? Do you always get the same non-brand,
or do you get whatever is cheapest? How often do you subject your
cranial structure to these insidious substances? Was the sting you
experience from these acrid concoctions the origin of your idea to
gouge out your eyeballs?

Thanks for admitting you did it to yourself.

Date: 1/24/2004 6:07 PM Central Standard Time
Message-id:



Arnii, I know and respect your fanatical dedication to your Cheapism
religion. Something occurred to me by way of explaining why you're
such a loon. Perhaps you can shed some light on the issue if you
answer a few questions. How long have you been using generic shampoo
that costs $2 per half-gallon? Do you always get the same non-brand,
or do you get whatever is cheapest? How often do you subject your
cranial structure to these insidious substances? Was the sting you
experience from these acrid concoctions the origin of your idea to
gouge out your eyeballs?

Thanks for admitting you did it to yourself.



****Archived to the "George M. Middius is Insane" collection.

George M. Middius wrote:
Arnii, have you figured out what Mister Wheeler does for a living?

Middius, are you so incredibly stupid that you think I really care?

Mr. Middius said:

Arnii, have you figured out what Mister Wheeler does for a living?

No gibbering about an "adicton" today, please. As usual, you may bang
your head against the crumbling foundation of your disgusting house if
that will help get you oriented.

BTW, how goes the hunt for John Atkinson's scalp? Have you brought
Stereophile to its knees yet? ;-)

Hint for Arny: I saw Scott Wheeler mentioned on TV today in relation to his
occupation.

Remember, Arny, we're all laughing at you right now, not with you.

Boon

Arny said:

George M. Middius wrote:
Arnii, have you figured out what Mister Wheeler does for a living?

Middius, are you so incredibly stupid that you think I really care?

Of course you do. Why else would you keep asking about it over and over and
over? You're dumber than a bag of rocks.

Boon

Marc Phillips wrote:
Mr. Middius said:

Arnii, have you figured out what Mister Wheeler does for a living?

You've got me confused with someone who cares.

No gibbering about an "adicton" today, please. As usual, you may bang
your head against the crumbling foundation of your disgusting house
if that will help get you oriented.

You're delusional.

BTW, how goes the hunt for John Atkinson's scalp?

You've got me confused with someone who cares.

Have you brought Stereophile to its knees yet? ;-)

You've got me confused with someone who cares.


Hint for Arny: I saw Scott Wheeler mentioned on TV today in relation
to his occupation.

BFD.

I don't watch TV in Los Angeles.

Remember, Arny, we're all laughing at you right now, not with you.

In the land the the self-delusional, the man with even a modicum of
self-consciousness is king. Just call me Rex.

Marc Phillips wrote:
Arny said:

George M. Middius wrote:
Arnii, have you figured out what Mister Wheeler does for a living?

Middius, are you so incredibly stupid that you think I really care?

Of course you do. Why else would you keep asking about it over and
over and over?

Because it makes sockpuppet wheel look like an ass.

You're dumber than a bag of rocks.

Phillips, your lack of any powers of introspection are noted. How does it
feel to have the emotional maturity of kid in middle school?

Arny said:

Marc Phillips wrote:
Arny said:

George M. Middius wrote:
Arnii, have you figured out what Mister Wheeler does for a living?

Middius, are you so incredibly stupid that you think I really care?

Of course you do. Why else would you keep asking about it over and
over and over?

Because it makes sockpuppet wheel look like an ass.

No, it makes you look like an ass.


You're dumber than a bag of rocks.

Phillips, your lack of any powers of introspection are noted.

How can they be? We're talking about you.

How does it
feel to have the emotional maturity of kid in middle school?

You should have asked me that when I was a kid in middle school. Meanwhile,
you're the one with the serious addiction to being verbally abused on Usenet.
How does it feel to have the emotional maturity of an attention-starved, senile
old man?

Boon

Arny said:

Marc Phillips wrote:
Mr. Middius said:

Arnii, have you figured out what Mister Wheeler does for a living?

You've got me confused with someone who cares.

You said that already. You replied to this post already. I didn't say that.


No gibbering about an "adicton" today, please. As usual, you may bang
your head against the crumbling foundation of your disgusting house
if that will help get you oriented.

You're delusional.

Have you figured out who you're talking to yet?


BTW, how goes the hunt for John Atkinson's scalp?

You've got me confused with someone who cares.

Have you brought Stereophile to its knees yet? ;-)

You've got me confused with someone who cares.

You cared enough to answer the same post twice, thinking it was from two
different people. LOL!

Now let's go on to what I really said:




Hint for Arny: I saw Scott Wheeler mentioned on TV today in relation
to his occupation.

BFD.

I don't watch TV in Los Angeles.

It wasn't a local station.


Remember, Arny, we're all laughing at you right now, not with you.

In the land the the self-delusional, the man with even a modicum of
self-consciousness is king. Just call me Rex.

Why? It would be profoundly ridiculous to call you anything other than what
you are...a pedophile, a pathological liar, a hypocrite, a failure, and an
Internet geek.

Boon

"Marc Phillips" wrote in message
...
Mr. Middius said:

[snip]
Remember, Arny, we're all laughing at you right now, not with you.

Boon

Correct.
Chuckle.
LOL!
ROTFL!

Robert Morein wrote:


"Marc Phillips" wrote in message
...
Mr. Middius said:

[snip]
Remember, Arny, we're all laughing at you right now, not with you.

Boon

Correct.
Chuckle.
LOL!
ROTFL!










LOT'S!!



Bruce J. Richman

George M. Middius wrote:


Marc Phillips said to Sack Of ****:

Why? It would be profoundly ridiculous to call you anything other than
what
you are...a pedophile, a pathological liar, a hypocrite, a failure, and an
Internet geek.

Nice comprehensive list. I'd like to add, in all humility, that Arnii
Krooborg is the mother****ing all-time king of the ****ing liars.












And McKelvy is the heir apparent, or "at least", that's his raison d'etre for
slavishly defending and/or imitating his hero.

For some reason, whenever the horrific images of these 2 momentarily cross my
consciousness (for a very bried period, thankfully), I somehow visualize a
sinister torturer or grand inquisitor (played by Boris Karloff, of course),
waited on with dumb, slavish, foot-dragging, salivating devotion by his loyal
puppet. (played by Peter Lorre or "Special Ed" from Crank Yankers).



Bruce J. Richman

"Bruce J. Richman" wrote in message
...
Robert Morein wrote:


"Marc Phillips" wrote in message
...
Mr. Middius said:

[snip]
Remember, Arny, we're all laughing at you right now, not with you.

Boon

Correct.
Chuckle.
LOL!
ROTFL!
LOT'S!!
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!

Marc Phillips wrote:

Why? It would be profoundly ridiculous to call you anything other
than what you are...a pedophile, a pathological liar, a hypocrite, a
failure, and an Internet geek.

Feel better?

If not, it's time to go back to beating your, errr wife.

"George M. Middius" wrote in message
...


Bulbous Bwian said:

BWA

Did it ever occur to you that you might have been indirectly involved
in Zippy's death?

George, look at the header.
It really is me, imitating Fatty's signature laugh.

Not that I'm one to go around saying "We will bury you" at cocktail parties.

Zippy's problem was that he smoked too much and was always "on".
That's a hard combo for the body to take.

Robert Morein wrote:

Zippy's problem was that he smoked too much and was always "on".

His preferences for diet and exercise didn't help.

That's a hard combo for the body to take.

He lived hard and fast, it seems.

"Arny Krueger" wrote

Zippy's problem was that he smoked too much and
was always "on".

His preferences for diet and exercise didn't help.

What’s in your diet (preferences)... nuts and bolts in a
soup of uncivility? “Exercise”... what’s your exercise
regimentation, old-man ?

Arny said:

Marc Phillips wrote:

Why? It would be profoundly ridiculous to call you anything other
than what you are...a pedophile, a pathological liar, a hypocrite, a
failure, and an Internet geek.

Feel better?

If not, it's time to go back to beating your, errr wife.

Evidently, you fantasizing about me beating my wife makes you feel better.
That makes perfect sense within the context of your psychological profile.

Boon

Arny said:

He lived hard and fast, it seems.


And you live life slow and soft, in front of your computer, in your underwear.

Boon

Marc Phillips wrote:
Arny said:

Marc Phillips wrote:
Arny said:

George M. Middius wrote:
Arnii, have you figured out what Mister Wheeler does for a living?

Middius, are you so incredibly stupid that you think I really care?

Of course you do. Why else would you keep asking about it over and
over and over?

Because it makes sockpuppet wheel look like an ass.

No, it makes you look like an ass.

Asses often say things like that.

You're dumber than a bag of rocks.

Phillips, your lack of any powers of introspection are noted.

How can they be?

That's just it, they aren't.

We're talking about you.

You're really dumb enough to believe that, eh?

How does it
feel to have the emotional maturity of kid in middle school?

You should have asked me that when I was a kid in middle school.

You were probably still in diapers at that time.

Meanwhile, you're the one with the serious addiction to being
verbally abused on Usenet.

So much so that you and your buddies complain about how I abuse you all the
time.

How does it feel to have the emotional
maturity of an attention-starved, senile old man?

Ask your daddy if you want a answer from someone with practical experience
with that problem.

Boon

Arny said:

Marc Phillips wrote:
Arny said:

Marc Phillips wrote:
Arny said:

George M. Middius wrote:
Arnii, have you figured out what Mister Wheeler does for a living?

Middius, are you so incredibly stupid that you think I really care?

Of course you do. Why else would you keep asking about it over and
over and over?

Because it makes sockpuppet wheel look like an ass.

No, it makes you look like an ass.

Asses often say things like that.

An IKYABWAI? You lose.


You're dumber than a bag of rocks.

Phillips, your lack of any powers of introspection are noted.

How can they be?

That's just it, they aren't.

They aren't noted? Either they are or they aren't. Make up your mind.


We're talking about you.

You're really dumb enough to believe that, eh?

No, we were talking about you. Only your endless stream of feeble IKYABWAIs
tend to confuse the issue for you.


How does it
feel to have the emotional maturity of kid in middle school?

You should have asked me that when I was a kid in middle school.

You were probably still in diapers at that time.

Nice pedophilic fantasy you have there. Were you touching yourself as you
wrote it?


Meanwhile, you're the one with the serious addiction to being
verbally abused on Usenet.

So much so that you and your buddies complain about how I abuse you all the
time.

I don't complain that you abuse me. Show me a Google reference where I
complain that you abuse me. I abuse you.


How does it feel to have the emotional
maturity of an attention-starved, senile old man?

Ask your daddy if you want a answer from someone with practical experience
with that problem.

You mean my father, the retired successful aerospace engineer, the avid
outdoorsman currently living in the Colorado mountains, the man who has never
logged onto the Internet in his entire life? What insight could you possibly
have into his life?

LOL!

Boon

"George M. Middius" wrote in message
...


Robert Morein said:

Bulbous Bwian said:

BWA

Did it ever occur to you that you might have been indirectly involved
in Zippy's death?

George, look at the header.

The header? What's that?

It really is me, imitating Fatty's signature laugh.

The spoor says "giganews" several times. The real Bobo's says
"comcast". If you don't want to be recognized, this is a good way.

Not that I'm one to go around saying "We will bury you" at cocktail
parties.

Zippy's problem was that he smoked too much and was always "on".
That's a hard combo for the body to take.

Facts have nothing to do with Lyin' Bwian.

The post presents an avowed subjectivist such as yourself with a dilemma.
The technical data indicate that the post is not a genuine Bob Morein
zinger.
On the other hand, McCarty the Neanderthal is capable only of grunts and
hisses.
So who could it be? Stylistically, I would say my post imitates me pretty
well.
Rather than subject you to the torture of continuing cognitive dissonance, I
have just posted this from my Comcast account.
Comcast offers a complimentary 1 gig download per month. I found that my
needs were in excess of this, so I signed up for an additional Giganews
account.

George M. Middius wrote;

Robert Morein said:

Rather than subject you to the torture of continuing cognitive dissonance,
I
have just posted this from my Comcast account.

I don't see how this merry chase of yours will help persuade the
Krooborg to do what needs to be done.












Where is Dr. Kervorkian when we really need him?


(Unfortunately, the promise of 72 virgins doesn't apply in this case, or he
could be directed to the nearest tube/vinyl boutique).



Bruce J. Richman

"George M. Middius" wrote in message
...


Robert Morein said:

Rather than subject you to the torture of continuing cognitive
dissonance, I
have just posted this from my Comcast account.

I don't see how this merry chase of yours will help persuade the
Krooborg to do what needs to be done.

It had nothing to do with it. I used up my 1 gig allotment, so the account
was frozen until the beginning of the month. I continued to post from the
new account until you justifiably questioned the identity of the poster.

I have tried to persuade Kreeger to moderate his tone. Moderation can smooth
over much of the discord that results from unalterable differences of
opinion. As everyone have noted, Kreeger is not interested moderating his
tone, since the value of cordial relations with individuals who disagree
with him has no apparent value to him.

I have also probed more deeply into the state of Kreeger's knowledge. I have
observed that he knows some things, and has a certain domain of competence.
However, he ascribes to himself a much larger domain of competence than he
in fact possesses.

Were Kreeger to confine his remarks to those areas in which he actually has
some expertise, and were he to temper these remarks with the knowledge that
he could possibly be wrong, he could be a useful cyber citizen. Kreeger
shows no interest in accepting the limitations of his knowledge.
Consequently, the ratio of the quantity of information provided by Kreeger
that is factual, to the quantity of disinformation provided by Kreeger, is
much smaller than it could be.

I conclude that Kreeger has a personality disorder of moderate, but not
severe, proportion.
He is not a Brian L. McCarty, as Kreeger has a strong sense of his own
identity. He is not a Scott Lifshine, in the sense that his imbalance falls
within the extreme edge of personalities that function in the real world.

Ironically, Kreeger most strongly resembles Zipser. If one factors out the
factual content of their posturings, both exhibit(ed) the same tendency to
rant; neither could accept being wrong, or at fault. Kreeger claims to be a
champion of objective methods, but his science is as leaky as a collander.

"Robert Morein" wrote

Ironically, Kreeger most strongly resembles Zipser. If
one factors out the factual content of their posturings,
both exhibit(ed) the same tendency to rant; neither could
accept being wrong, or at fault. Kreeger claims to be a
champion of objective methods, but his science is as
leaky as a collander.

How would you know? Google indicates that you had
a total of 14 posts to Zipster? Now postmortem you’re
some kind of expert on this psychological profiling.
Hypocrite, remove the timber from your own eye first.

"Powell" wrote in message
...

"Robert Morein" wrote

Ironically, Kreeger most strongly resembles Zipser. If
one factors out the factual content of their posturings,
both exhibit(ed) the same tendency to rant; neither could
accept being wrong, or at fault. Kreeger claims to be a
champion of objective methods, but his science is as
leaky as a collander.

How would you know? Google indicates that you had
a total of 14 posts to Zipster? Now postmortem you're
some kind of expert on this psychological profiling.
Hypocrite, remove the timber from your own eye first.

As I've pointed out, Powell, you are afflicted by two telephone poles: one
in your eye, and the other up your ass.

Robert Morein wrote:


"Powell" wrote in message
...

"Robert Morein" wrote

Ironically, Kreeger most strongly resembles Zipser. If
one factors out the factual content of their posturings,
both exhibit(ed) the same tendency to rant; neither could
accept being wrong, or at fault. Kreeger claims to be a
champion of objective methods, but his science is as
leaky as a collander.

How would you know? Google indicates that you had
a total of 14 posts to Zipster? Now postmortem you're
some kind of expert on this psychological profiling.
Hypocrite, remove the timber from your own eye first.

As I've pointed out, Powell, you are afflicted by two telephone poles: one
in your eye, and the other up your ass.










As the resident shrink here, it is my professional opinion that Powell is
definitely not suffering from Bipolar Disorder. (Sorry, Powell, I
couldn't resist).


Bruce J. Richman

"Robert Morein" wrote

"Robert Morein" wrote

Ironically, Kreeger most strongly resembles Zipser. If
one factors out the factual content of their posturings,
both exhibit(ed) the same tendency to rant; neither could
accept being wrong, or at fault. Kreeger claims to be a
champion of objective methods, but his science is as
leaky as a collander.

How would you know? Google indicates that you had
a total of 14 posts to Zipster? Now postmortem you're
some kind of expert on this psychological profiling.
Hypocrite, remove the timber from your own eye first.

As I've pointed out, Powell, you are afflicted by two
telephone poles: one in your eye, and the other up
your ass.

Oh my, another metaphor. I’m still contemplating what
the "well plyers" metaphor represents.

"Bruce J. Richman" wrote

"Robert Morein" wrote

Ironically, Kreeger most strongly resembles Zipser. If
one factors out the factual content of their posturings,
both exhibit(ed) the same tendency to rant; neither could
accept being wrong, or at fault. Kreeger claims to be a
champion of objective methods, but his science is as
leaky as a collander.

How would you know? Google indicates that you had
a total of 14 posts to Zipster? Now postmortem you're
some kind of expert on this psychological profiling.
Hypocrite, remove the timber from your own eye first.

As I've pointed out, Powell, you are afflicted by two telephone
poles: one in your eye, and the other up your ass.

As the resident shrink here, it is my professional opinion
that Powell is definitely not suffering from Bipolar Disorder.
(Sorry, Powell, I couldn't resist).

Thank you, I think .

Speaking of disordered thinking like Robert’s, did you
happen to see the CNN story about the on the Madison,
WI, the 20 year old college student who faked her own
abduction? The police department spent over $70 K on
expenses looking for her. That girl needs some extended
couch time... very twisted thinking, too.

Powell wrote:

"Bruce J. Richman" wrote

"Robert Morein" wrote

Ironically, Kreeger most strongly resembles Zipser. If
one factors out the factual content of their posturings,
both exhibit(ed) the same tendency to rant; neither could
accept being wrong, or at fault. Kreeger claims to be a
champion of objective methods, but his science is as
leaky as a collander.

How would you know? Google indicates that you had
a total of 14 posts to Zipster? Now postmortem you're
some kind of expert on this psychological profiling.
Hypocrite, remove the timber from your own eye first.

As I've pointed out, Powell, you are afflicted by two telephone
poles: one in your eye, and the other up your ass.

As the resident shrink here, it is my professional opinion
that Powell is definitely not suffering from Bipolar Disorder.
(Sorry, Powell, I couldn't resist).

Thank you, I think .


You're welcome. And yes, it was a positive comment.


Speaking of disordered thinking like Roberts, did you
happen to see the CNN story about the on the Madison,
WI, the 20 year old college student who faked her own
abduction? The police department spent over $70 K on
expenses looking for her. That girl needs some extended
couch time... very twisted thinking, too.





Yes, I saw the story. Very strange behavior, unless she just wanted her "15
minutes of fame". General estimates are that probably only about 10% of those
that could benefit from professional mental health services actually get them.
Unfortunately, fear, arrogance, and/or ignorance still prevent many from
getting the help they need.

As regards that girl, though, I'd try and discourage her from getting couch
time (psychoanalytic) in favor of getting recliner time (cognitive-behavioral
therapy)


Which reminds me of an old Henny Youngman one-liner:

Patient goes to the psychologist and says "Dr. - can you help me?"

Psychologist: "We'll see. What do you do for a living?"

Patient; "I'm a plumber"

Psychologist: "Fine. Get under the couch"



Bruce J. Richman

"Powell" wrote in message
...

"Bruce J. Richman" wrote

"Robert Morein" wrote

Ironically, Kreeger most strongly resembles Zipser. If
one factors out the factual content of their posturings,
both exhibit(ed) the same tendency to rant; neither could
accept being wrong, or at fault. Kreeger claims to be a
champion of objective methods, but his science is as
leaky as a collander.

How would you know? Google indicates that you had
a total of 14 posts to Zipster? Now postmortem you're
some kind of expert on this psychological profiling.
Hypocrite, remove the timber from your own eye first.

As I've pointed out, Powell, you are afflicted by two telephone
poles: one in your eye, and the other up your ass.

As the resident shrink here, it is my professional opinion
that Powell is definitely not suffering from Bipolar Disorder.
(Sorry, Powell, I couldn't resist).

Thank you, I think .
I tend to agree. Powell is a high-bias individual.


Powell's bias causes him to efffect stereotypical behavior.
It is his natural tendency to deride individuals, with little logic to back
up his derisions.
The fact that I did not converse with Steve Zipser very much arguably makes
me a more objective observer.

With respect to my diagnosis of your affliction, Powell, you are simply an
old crank.

"Powell" wrote in message
...

"Robert Morein" wrote

"Robert Morein" wrote

Ironically, Kreeger most strongly resembles Zipser. If
one factors out the factual content of their posturings,
both exhibit(ed) the same tendency to rant; neither could
accept being wrong, or at fault. Kreeger claims to be a
champion of objective methods, but his science is as
leaky as a collander.

How would you know? Google indicates that you had
a total of 14 posts to Zipster? Now postmortem you're
some kind of expert on this psychological profiling.
Hypocrite, remove the timber from your own eye first.

As I've pointed out, Powell, you are afflicted by two
telephone poles: one in your eye, and the other up
your ass.

Oh my, another metaphor. I'm still contemplating what
the "well plyers" metaphor represents.

Not another metaphor.
Literal fact.

"Robert Morein" wrote

"Robert Morein" wrote

Ironically, Kreeger most strongly resembles Zipser. If
one factors out the factual content of their posturings,
both exhibit(ed) the same tendency to rant; neither could
accept being wrong, or at fault. Kreeger claims to be a
champion of objective methods, but his science is as
leaky as a collander.

How would you know? Google indicates that you had
a total of 14 posts to Zipster? Now postmortem you're
some kind of expert on this psychological profiling.
Hypocrite, remove the timber from your own eye first.

As I've pointed out, Powell, you are afflicted by two
telephone poles: one in your eye, and the other up
your ass.

Oh my, another metaphor. I'm still contemplating what
the "well plyers" metaphor represents.

Not another metaphor.
Literal fact.

You’re making a physical threat of violence against
me, Robert?

"Powell" wrote in message
...

"Robert Morein" wrote

"Robert Morein" wrote

Ironically, Kreeger most strongly resembles Zipser. If
one factors out the factual content of their posturings,
both exhibit(ed) the same tendency to rant; neither could
accept being wrong, or at fault. Kreeger claims to be a
champion of objective methods, but his science is as
leaky as a collander.

How would you know? Google indicates that you had
a total of 14 posts to Zipster? Now postmortem you're
some kind of expert on this psychological profiling.
Hypocrite, remove the timber from your own eye first.

As I've pointed out, Powell, you are afflicted by two
telephone poles: one in your eye, and the other up
your ass.

Oh my, another metaphor. I'm still contemplating what
the "well plyers" metaphor represents.

Not another metaphor.
Literal fact.

You're making a physical threat of violence against
me, Robert?

Powell, you are a nincompoop.
If you don't watch yourself, I'll hit you over the head with a simile.

"The Artist" wrote in message
...
"Powell" emitted :

As I've pointed out, Powell, you are afflicted by two
telephone poles: one in your eye, and the other up
your ass.

Oh my, another metaphor. I'm still contemplating what
the "well plyers" metaphor represents.

Not another metaphor.
Literal fact.

You're making a physical threat of violence against
me, Robert?

The telephone pole is a most unwieldy weapon, rarely seen in battle.

Yea, Powell. I'm coming after you with a telephone pole. Watch your back.

"George M. Middius" wrote in message
...


The Artist said:

The telephone pole is a most unwieldy weapon, rarely seen in battle.

Except in Scotland, right?

Och, Aye!

http://www.myschoolonline.com/image/...A-59240,00.jpg

First there was the Sausage. Then there was the Firehose. Now this.....

Very good.
I hope Powell understands I'm serious when I say I'm coming after him with a
telephone pole.
I have a pretty good swing.