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Default Tweak "The Straightline" Part 1... NO CHARGE


Signal, who may or may NOT be sincere, wrote:

Take a piece of plain card and cut it into a rectangular strip
approximately 0.5"x8". Using paint or felt tip markers colour one side
of the card brown, or if you prefer, black (the other side doesn't
matter). Then, at one end, fold a corner over so that the top edge
runs perfectly along a side edge and pinch the fold. Open it up again
and repeat on the opposite side of the same end. Where the two creases
intersect make a small hole with a pin. Insert a tack into the hole
(coloured side face up) and use a piece of sellotape or gaffa tape to
hold the tack in place. Next, you need a picture of a four legged
animal that is about 10-12" tall. If you can't find a photograph, a
drawing will do. What is important is that the picture depicts the
REAR end of the animal, such as a donkey for example. Attach the
picture to a vertical surface, eg. a wall, at about shoulder height.

Part 2 to follow..


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Interesting. But I'm skeptical. I've seen a lot of "fake tweaks" on
this board recently, by ignorant narrow-minded Flatlanders, who were
only posting them to mock my serious tweaks (which they're too ignorant
to understand). Just to be certain you're not one of them, would you
mind explaining why your tweak works, and what to expect? Specifically,
why the colour brown, why shoulder height, why the REAR of the animal,
why a picture of an animal, why 0.5 x 8", why rectangular, why one
side, why a folded corner, why the pinhole, and what changes are
expected to be made?

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Default Tweak "The Straightline" Part 1... NO CHARGE



Shovels goes after the bait.

Just to be certain you're not one of them, would you
mind explaining why your tweak works, and what to expect? Specifically,
why the colour brown, why shoulder height, why the REAR of the animal,
why a picture of an animal, why 0.5 x 8", why rectangular, why one
side, why a folded corner, why the pinhole, and what changes are
expected to be made?


Why? Why? Why?

I'll tell you why, Shovels, with leave from PD: To make you gape in
wonderment at the intricacies of the universe and the fragmentary means we
mere humans have of apprehending it. And so it came to pass, that Shovels
the Witch Doctor became engulfed in wonderment.





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Default Read, Brian.

The F.A.Q. has been posted only four days apart, which is rather unusual.

The F.A.Q. will be posted again in 6 days, 4 hours, 21 minutes.


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