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![]() Signal, who may or may NOT be sincere, wrote: Take a piece of plain card and cut it into a rectangular strip approximately 0.5"x8". Using paint or felt tip markers colour one side of the card brown, or if you prefer, black (the other side doesn't matter). Then, at one end, fold a corner over so that the top edge runs perfectly along a side edge and pinch the fold. Open it up again and repeat on the opposite side of the same end. Where the two creases intersect make a small hole with a pin. Insert a tack into the hole (coloured side face up) and use a piece of sellotape or gaffa tape to hold the tack in place. Next, you need a picture of a four legged animal that is about 10-12" tall. If you can't find a photograph, a drawing will do. What is important is that the picture depicts the REAR end of the animal, such as a donkey for example. Attach the picture to a vertical surface, eg. a wall, at about shoulder height. Part 2 to follow.. -- S i g n a l @ l i n e o n e . n e t Interesting. But I'm skeptical. I've seen a lot of "fake tweaks" on this board recently, by ignorant narrow-minded Flatlanders, who were only posting them to mock my serious tweaks (which they're too ignorant to understand). Just to be certain you're not one of them, would you mind explaining why your tweak works, and what to expect? Specifically, why the colour brown, why shoulder height, why the REAR of the animal, why a picture of an animal, why 0.5 x 8", why rectangular, why one side, why a folded corner, why the pinhole, and what changes are expected to be made? |
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![]() Shovels goes after the bait. Just to be certain you're not one of them, would you mind explaining why your tweak works, and what to expect? Specifically, why the colour brown, why shoulder height, why the REAR of the animal, why a picture of an animal, why 0.5 x 8", why rectangular, why one side, why a folded corner, why the pinhole, and what changes are expected to be made? Why? Why? Why? I'll tell you why, Shovels, with leave from PD: To make you gape in wonderment at the intricacies of the universe and the fragmentary means we mere humans have of apprehending it. And so it came to pass, that Shovels the Witch Doctor became engulfed in wonderment. |
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The F.A.Q. has been posted only four days apart, which is rather unusual.
The F.A.Q. will be posted again in 6 days, 4 hours, 21 minutes. |
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