"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me, but I am still curious
as to the origin of the "aspirin tweak", which seems to involve placing an
aspirin on top of a speaker cabinet.

When was this first mentioned?
Does anyone have any idea as to who the author was?
Was the tweak first offered in good faith, or as a deliberate intent to
create an "urban legend" ?

Robert Morein said:

"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me, but I am still curious
as to the origin of the "aspirin tweak", which seems to involve placing an
aspirin on top of a speaker cabinet.

When was this first mentioned?
Does anyone have any idea as to who the author was?
Was the tweak first offered in good faith, or as a deliberate intent to
create an "urban legend" ?

You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.

"George M. Middius" cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net wrote
in message ...


Robert Morein said:

"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me, but I am still
curious
as to the origin of the "aspirin tweak", which seems to involve placing
an
aspirin on top of a speaker cabinet.

When was this first mentioned?
Does anyone have any idea as to who the author was?
Was the tweak first offered in good faith, or as a deliberate intent to
create an "urban legend" ?

You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.

I tend to agree. However, urban legends, and rumors in general, are
interesting. I'm curious about the origin. I seem to dimly recall that it
was originally given as an example of a ridiculous tweak; one that could not
possibly work.

???

"Robert Morein" said:


"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me, but I am still
curious
as to the origin of the "aspirin tweak", which seems to involve placing
an
aspirin on top of a speaker cabinet.

When was this first mentioned?
Does anyone have any idea as to who the author was?
Was the tweak first offered in good faith, or as a deliberate intent to
create an "urban legend" ?


You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.


I tend to agree. However, urban legends, and rumors in general, are
interesting. I'm curious about the origin. I seem to dimly recall that it
was originally given as an example of a ridiculous tweak; one that could not
possibly work.


When soldering litz wire, it's recommended to keep the wire attached
to an aspirin (must be Bayer!) .
The heat from the iron will cause gases to emit from the aspirin, said
gases will desintegrate the cotton isolation, so that the inner copper
wire can be soldered upon.


???


This tip brought to you by "The Opponents to RoHS worldwide" .

--

- Never argue with idiots, they drag you down their level and beat you with experience. -

George M. Middius cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net
said:


"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me, but I am still curious
as to the origin of the "aspirin tweak", which seems to involve placing an
aspirin on top of a speaker cabinet.


When was this first mentioned?
Does anyone have any idea as to who the author was?
Was the tweak first offered in good faith, or as a deliberate intent to
create an "urban legend" ?


You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.


Audio dealer to dissatisfied customer:
"Take an aspirin and call me in the morning".

--

- Never argue with idiots, they drag you down their level and beat you with experience. -

"Sander deWaal" wrote in message
...
"Robert Morein" said:


"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me, but I am still
curious
as to the origin of the "aspirin tweak", which seems to involve placing
an
aspirin on top of a speaker cabinet.

When was this first mentioned?
Does anyone have any idea as to who the author was?
Was the tweak first offered in good faith, or as a deliberate intent to
create an "urban legend" ?


You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized
somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.


I tend to agree. However, urban legends, and rumors in general, are
interesting. I'm curious about the origin. I seem to dimly recall that it
was originally given as an example of a ridiculous tweak; one that could
not
possibly work.


When soldering litz wire, it's recommended to keep the wire attached
to an aspirin (must be Bayer!) .
The heat from the iron will cause gases to emit from the aspirin, said
gases will desintegrate the cotton isolation, so that the inner copper
wire can be soldered upon.

That probably gave the initial tweak-sayer the idea.
But someone expounded it as an audio tweak. Who?

On Sat, 11 Mar 2006 15:04:48 -0500, "Robert Morein"
wrote:


"Sander deWaal" wrote in message
.. .
"Robert Morein" said:


"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me, but I am still
curious
as to the origin of the "aspirin tweak", which seems to involve placing
an
aspirin on top of a speaker cabinet.

When was this first mentioned?
Does anyone have any idea as to who the author was?
Was the tweak first offered in good faith, or as a deliberate intent to
create an "urban legend" ?


You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized
somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.


I tend to agree. However, urban legends, and rumors in general, are
interesting. I'm curious about the origin. I seem to dimly recall that it
was originally given as an example of a ridiculous tweak; one that could
not
possibly work.


When soldering litz wire, it's recommended to keep the wire attached
to an aspirin (must be Bayer!) .
The heat from the iron will cause gases to emit from the aspirin, said
gases will desintegrate the cotton isolation, so that the inner copper
wire can be soldered upon.

That probably gave the initial tweak-sayer the idea.
But someone expounded it as an audio tweak. Who?

Some f****** crook.

"Sander deWaal" wrote in message
...
"Robert Morein" said:


"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me, but I am still
curious
as to the origin of the "aspirin tweak", which seems to involve placing
an
aspirin on top of a speaker cabinet.

When was this first mentioned?
Does anyone have any idea as to who the author was?
Was the tweak first offered in good faith, or as a deliberate intent to
create an "urban legend" ?


You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized
somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.


I tend to agree. However, urban legends, and rumors in general, are
interesting. I'm curious about the origin. I seem to dimly recall that it
was originally given as an example of a ridiculous tweak; one that could
not
possibly work.


When soldering litz wire, it's recommended to keep the wire attached
to an aspirin (must be Bayer!) .

NoNoNo... it must be salicylic acid ... aspirin is only converted to
pain reliever in the intestine... but salicylic acid is the real pain
killer and it can act as mild acid flux. .
Wart remover will do in a pinch.

So Sound.... you ever put salicylic acid on your tweeters?
Pain free is fatigue free.

ScottW

Robert Morein wrote:

"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me,

I called you to apologize to you directly, Bob. What MORE do you want?
You want me to go on national tv and say that I was sorry for making
the unpardonable mistake of mentioning that you had tried the L-shape
tweak and found it worked for you?

You telling me on the phone that you have a "reputation to protect" and
all of that, is still not something that I feel I should have known.
You seem to think I'm supposed to know all these things about you,
your background history. But whether you believe me or not, I didn't
know anything about your background beyond what I picked up in a couple
of weeks here. So I could not have just assumed, as you believe I
should have, that you did not want it known by anyone that you find my
tweaks do work.

I think for both our sake, we should drop the subject. You can lie
about it if you want, everyone else lies around here, but there's no
use flogging a dead horse, is there.

but I am still curious
as to the origin of the "aspirin tweak", which seems to involve placing an
aspirin on top of a speaker cabinet.

Oh. I think I know this one...

When was this first mentioned?

I know!

Does anyone have any idea as to who the author was?

Yup! I do!

Was the tweak first offered in good faith, or as a deliberate intent to
create an "urban legend" ?

Let me see... I remember this one from my old college days... Wait... I
think... oh yes, I remember. I'll give you a hint: it's _not_ "urban
legend"!

It is in fact exactly the same motivation used for all the tweaks that
I offered the group since coming here. Which as a testament to their
open-mindedness and desire to improve their sound systems, all of RAO
chose to **** on. (Well, except those that didn't have the balls to
admit they tried the tweaks. I won't mention names but... you know who
you are!).

Robert Morein wrote:

"George M. Middius" cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net wrote
in message ...


Robert Morein said:

"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me, but I am still
curious
as to the origin of the "aspirin tweak", which seems to involve placing
an
aspirin on top of a speaker cabinet.

When was this first mentioned?
Does anyone have any idea as to who the author was?
Was the tweak first offered in good faith, or as a deliberate intent to
create an "urban legend" ?

You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.

I tend to agree. However, urban legends, and rumors in general, are
interesting.

You mean like the urban legend that the study of music reproduction
starts and ends under the laws of Newtonian physics?

I'm curious about the origin. I seem to dimly recall that it
was originally given as an example of a ridiculous tweak; one that could not
possibly work.

???

I think I recall that as well. Some nutcase first mentioned it on the
groups in this old chestnut:
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.a...5?dmode=source

Which of course, was immediately disregarded without evidence or trial,
as an example of a ridiculous tweak, one that could not possibly work.
As all "freako tweako" tweaks that challenge our closed belief systems
too strongly, should be disregarded.

I don't know about you, but I think that any insane tweak freak that
tries to challenge MY closed belief systems, _my_ intellect, or run up
against _my_ narrow limits of intellectual tolerance or _my_ pervasive
ignorance, should be tarred, feathered and driven out of town on a
rail. And if he has the cheek to point out what a stupid, ignorant,
closed-minded, herd-following sheep that I am for treating his ideas
with total disregard, and dismissing them without evidence or trial,
then I'll smack him with a bunch of fives, I will. And _then_ I will
have him tarred, feathered and driven out of town on a rail.

Robert Morein wrote:

"Sander deWaal" wrote in message
...
"Robert Morein" said:


"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me, but I am still
curious
as to the origin of the "aspirin tweak", which seems to involve placing
an
aspirin on top of a speaker cabinet.

When was this first mentioned?
Does anyone have any idea as to who the author was?
Was the tweak first offered in good faith, or as a deliberate intent to
create an "urban legend" ?


You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized
somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.


I tend to agree. However, urban legends, and rumors in general, are
interesting. I'm curious about the origin. I seem to dimly recall that it
was originally given as an example of a ridiculous tweak; one that could
not
possibly work.


When soldering litz wire, it's recommended to keep the wire attached
to an aspirin (must be Bayer!) .
The heat from the iron will cause gases to emit from the aspirin, said
gases will desintegrate the cotton isolation, so that the inner copper
wire can be soldered upon.

That probably gave the initial tweak-sayer the idea.

Wrong again! Bill, will you please tell the gentleman what he's not won
today?....

But someone expounded it as an audio tweak. Who?

Oh, oh! I swear to God, I know this one!...

Goofball_star_dot_etal wrote:

On Sat, 11 Mar 2006 15:04:48 -0500, "Robert Morein"
wrote:


"Sander deWaal" wrote in message
.. .
"Robert Morein" said:


"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me, but I am still
curious
as to the origin of the "aspirin tweak", which seems to involve placing
an
aspirin on top of a speaker cabinet.

When was this first mentioned?
Does anyone have any idea as to who the author was?
Was the tweak first offered in good faith, or as a deliberate intent to
create an "urban legend" ?


You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized
somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.


I tend to agree. However, urban legends, and rumors in general, are
interesting. I'm curious about the origin. I seem to dimly recall that it
was originally given as an example of a ridiculous tweak; one that could
not
possibly work.


When soldering litz wire, it's recommended to keep the wire attached
to an aspirin (must be Bayer!) .
The heat from the iron will cause gases to emit from the aspirin, said
gases will desintegrate the cotton isolation, so that the inner copper
wire can be soldered upon.

That probably gave the initial tweak-sayer the idea.
But someone expounded it as an audio tweak. Who?

Some f****** crook.

Ah yes... the bitter ex-tweako freako reveals his jealousy and
prejudice once again. Let me guess... you wish YOU were the f**** crook
who developed the tweak, don't you? Sorry, you're not smart enough to
tie your shoelaces, Goofball. As such, you're not fit to lick his
boots, you bitter, dumb wannabe.

Why don't you tell us all exactly what are these failed tweaks of
yours, so that I may ridicule them to my heart's delight, as you do
with the tweaks I've posted? You've certainly alluded to them enough
times, as though I should know. But not once have you ever posted an
example of an actual tweak that you alleged you had tried to market. Or
don't you have the balls to have your failed tweaks mocked and
ridiculed?

That must be why you're so angry with me, and everyone else who sells
tweaks, that YOU didn't invent! LOL!

On 12 Mar 2006 01:03:06 -0800, wrote:


Goofball_star_dot_etal wrote:

On Sat, 11 Mar 2006 15:04:48 -0500, "Robert Morein"
wrote:


"Sander deWaal" wrote in message
.. .
"Robert Morein" said:


"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me, but I am still
curious
as to the origin of the "aspirin tweak", which seems to involve placing
an
aspirin on top of a speaker cabinet.

When was this first mentioned?
Does anyone have any idea as to who the author was?
Was the tweak first offered in good faith, or as a deliberate intent to
create an "urban legend" ?


You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized
somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.


I tend to agree. However, urban legends, and rumors in general, are
interesting. I'm curious about the origin. I seem to dimly recall that it
was originally given as an example of a ridiculous tweak; one that could
not
possibly work.


When soldering litz wire, it's recommended to keep the wire attached
to an aspirin (must be Bayer!) .
The heat from the iron will cause gases to emit from the aspirin, said
gases will desintegrate the cotton isolation, so that the inner copper
wire can be soldered upon.

That probably gave the initial tweak-sayer the idea.
But someone expounded it as an audio tweak. Who?

Some f****** crook.

Ah yes... the bitter ex-tweako freako reveals his jealousy and
prejudice once again. Let me guess... you wish YOU were the f**** crook
who developed the tweak, don't you? Sorry, you're not smart enough to
tie your shoelaces, Goofball. As such, you're not fit to lick his
boots, you bitter, dumb wannabe.

Why don't you tell us all exactly what are these failed tweaks of
yours, so that I may ridicule them to my heart's delight, as you do
with the tweaks I've posted? You've certainly alluded to them enough
times, as though I should know. But not once have you ever posted an
example of an actual tweak that you alleged you had tried to market. Or
don't you have the balls to have your failed tweaks mocked and
ridiculed?

That must be why you're so angry with me, and everyone else who sells
tweaks, that YOU didn't invent! LOL!

You yorkshire lasses, even the wrinklies, have balls!

George M. Middius wrote:

Robert Morein said:

"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me, but I am still curious
as to the origin of the "aspirin tweak", which seems to involve placing an
aspirin on top of a speaker cabinet.

When was this first mentioned?
Does anyone have any idea as to who the author was?
Was the tweak first offered in good faith, or as a deliberate intent to
create an "urban legend" ?

You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.

As you can see in the example above of the usual stupid, trite and
predictable mocking responses any time you mention serious ideas that
challenge the insecurities of insecure people, this is the level of
intelligent discussion that you can expect to achieve on this group of
closed-minded fools. And these are the people who's respect you so
value that you were ashamed to admit to them that you were open minded
enough to try one of my tweaks?? Frankly, I think you have a skewed
system of priorities. The *only* intelligent and interesting
discussions about audio currently on RAO were between us in private.
And you blew that when you called me a liar. Good luck trying to get
any serious answers to your questions from this lot of ignorant
know-nothing fools!

On 12 Mar 2006 01:03:06 -0800, wrote:



That must be why you're so angry with me, and everyone else who sells
tweaks, that YOU didn't invent! LOL!

"me, and everyone **else** who sells tweaks"

Are you saying that you sell tweaks?

wrote in message
oups.com...

[snip]
So I guess it would be fair to say you're a cowardly hypocrite, a liar,
as well as a closed-minded sheep. Like you, I just like to know the
level of scum I'm dealing with here...

No.
You, "soundhaspriority", are the liar.
You misstated our email colloquy, attempting fraudulent endorsement.

To everybody else:
Who is this guy? I like to associate a fraud with a name. H ehould suffer.

wrote in message
ups.com...
[snip]
I don't know about you, but I think that any insane tweak freak that
tries to challenge MY closed belief systems, _my_ intellect, or run up
against _my_ narrow limits of intellectual tolerance or _my_ pervasive
ignorance, should be tarred, feathered and driven out of town on a
rail. And if he has the cheek to point out what a stupid, ignorant,
closed-minded, herd-following sheep that I am for treating his ideas
with total disregard, and dismissing them without evidence or trial,
then I'll smack him with a bunch of fives, I will. And _then_ I will
have him tarred, feathered and driven out of town on a rail.


You are attempting to confuse the issue.
The issue is that you are a liar.

wrote in message
ups.com...

George M. Middius wrote:

Robert Morein said:

"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me, but I am still
curious
as to the origin of the "aspirin tweak", which seems to involve placing
an
aspirin on top of a speaker cabinet.

When was this first mentioned?
Does anyone have any idea as to who the author was?
Was the tweak first offered in good faith, or as a deliberate intent to
create an "urban legend" ?

You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.

As you can see in the example above of the usual stupid, trite and
predictable mocking responses any time you mention serious ideas that
challenge the insecurities of insecure people,

You just don't get it, do you?
You are still trying to ride the high horse, but when you lied about what I
said, you got knocked off.
Scum can't ride the high horse.

wrote in message
oups.com...

Robert Morein wrote:

"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me,

I called you to apologize to you directly, Bob. What MORE do you want?
You want me to go on national tv and say that I was sorry for making
the unpardonable mistake of mentioning that you had tried the L-shape
tweak and found it worked for you?

No you didn't.
You lie again.

Robert Morein said:

You want me to go on national tv and say that I was sorry for making
the unpardonable mistake of mentioning that you had tried the L-shape
tweak and found it worked for you?

No you didn't.
You lie again.

I think Shovels is just confused. He is so overwrought that he replied to
one of my posts as if it were yours. Then, in another post, he first
remembered that I said I tried his aspirin-and-animal-picture tweak, and
in the next paragraph contradicted himself.

Pity the witch doctor. He may have smoked too much peyote, or peat moss,
or whatever they have in Soggy Olde Englande.

"George M. Middius" cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net wrote
in message ...


Robert Morein said:

You want me to go on national tv and say that I was sorry for making
the unpardonable mistake of mentioning that you had tried the L-shape
tweak and found it worked for you?

No you didn't.
You lie again.

I think Shovels is just confused. He is so overwrought that he replied to
one of my posts as if it were yours. Then, in another post, he first
remembered that I said I tried his aspirin-and-animal-picture tweak, and
in the next paragraph contradicted himself.

Pity the witch doctor. He may have smoked too much peyote, or peat moss,
or whatever they have in Soggy Olde Englande.

He may be the first known example of a subjectivist borg. Either that, or a
conventional borg who has been licking too many Mickey Mouse stamps.

Robert Morein wrote:
Either that, or a
conventional borg

You've stepped on it!

"Sander deWaal" wrote in message
...
: ???
:
:
: This tip brought to you by "The Opponents to RoHS worldwide" .
:
it seems the military can get all the Pb containing solder they want -
_they_ insisted on reliability of soldering joints - hence no regulations
for _them_ in this area.
Hey, you don't happen to have an army buddy
who can get us all that eutectic stuff till , say, 2020 ?

hehe,
Rudy
(g.o.t. save us from politicians doing ~science~

"George M. Middius" cmndr [underscore] george [at] comcast [dot] net wrote in
message ...
:
:
: Robert Morein said:
:
: To everybody else:
: Who is this guy? I like to associate a fraud with a name. H ehould suffer.
:
: How about "Shovels Snow From Car"?
:
you _do_ know about eBay auctioning Austrian snow, eh ?
TheTruth

"Ruud Broens" said:

Hey, you don't happen to have an army buddy
who can get us all that eutectic stuff till , say, 2020 ?

I have about 10 kilograms Sn/Pb stashed away, should last me until I
die from lead fever.

Baco IJmuiden still sells it.

--

- Never argue with idiots, they drag you down their level and beat you with experience. -

"Sander deWaal" wrote in message
:
:
: Audio dealer to dissatisfied customer:
: "Take an aspirin and call me in the morning".

he, is your physician an audio dealer, too ?
how small are the odds for that,
i wonder,
Really

"Ruud Broens" said:

"Sander deWaal" wrote in message


: Audio dealer to dissatisfied customer:
: "Take an aspirin and call me in the morning".


he, is your physician an audio dealer, too ?
how small are the odds for that,
i wonder,
Really


No you don't Rudy, you're just using every opportunity to make a fool
of me and my opinions .

Just admit that you're not sincere Rudy, and that you're only here to
start attack threads on people you don't even know and on tweaks you
never tried, let alone understand the tiniest bit about..

Did you actually *try* to call your dealer?
If not, refrain from commenting on something you haven't got the
slightest idea about and stay out of my threads.

"Sander deWaal" wrote in message
...
: "Ruud Broens" said:
:
: "Sander deWaal" wrote in message
:
:
: : Audio dealer to dissatisfied customer:
: : "Take an aspirin and call me in the morning".
:
:
: he, is your physician an audio dealer, too ?
: how small are the odds for that,
: i wonder,
: Really
:
:
: No you don't Rudy, you're just using every opportunity to make a fool
: of me and my opinions .
:
: Just admit that you're not sincere Rudy, and that you're only here to
: start attack threads on people you don't even know and on tweaks you
: never tried, let alone understand the tiniest bit about..
:
: Did you actually *try* to call your dealer?
: If not, refrain from commenting on something you haven't got the
: slightest idea about and stay out of my threads.
:
:
:

ouch, you hurt my feelings. now i'm sad. no wait,
i'm furious - did i take my medicin, today ?
?
?


well,
i've just consulted my _green tea_ leaves,
(while listening to my 2 bit SET)
not to worry,
it will all work out just swell,

u can tell,
Rudi.com

wrote:

George M. Middius wrote:


You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.

enough to try one of my tweaks?? Frankly, I think you have a skewed
system of priorities. The *only* intelligent and interesting
discussions about audio currently on RAO were between us in private.

As train wrecks go, this is one of the more amusing ones I've seen.



--
-S
"If men were angels, no government would be necessary." - James Madison (1788)

Stupey wants more! Now!

enough to try one of my tweaks?? Frankly, I think you have a skewed
system of priorities. The *only* intelligent and interesting
discussions about audio currently on RAO were between us in private.

As train wrecks go, this is one of the more amusing ones I've seen.

Sorry, but nobody on RAO accepts that robots are capable of amusement.
Back to the workshop with you, Silly.

Goofball_star_dot_etal wrote:

On 12 Mar 2006 01:03:06 -0800, wrote:



That must be why you're so angry with me, and everyone else who sells
tweaks, that YOU didn't invent! LOL!

"me, and everyone **else** who sells tweaks"

Are you saying that you sell tweaks?

Didn't you say that you sold tweaks? Sure you did. You said you would
supply references to them if I was interested. I remember asking you
for them, and then a funny thing happened: your balls shrivelled up at
the thought of me ridiculing you over your failed tweaks. Did you find
an ounce of courage today, Goofball? Or are you so ashamed of your
commercial tweaks, you'd rather they died withyou?

Sander deWaal wrote:

"Ruud Broens" said:

"Sander deWaal" wrote in message


: Audio dealer to dissatisfied customer:
: "Take an aspirin and call me in the morning".


he, is your physician an audio dealer, too ?
how small are the odds for that,
i wonder,
Really


No you don't Rudy, you're just using every opportunity to make a fool
of me and my opinions .

Just admit that you're not sincere Rudy, and that you're only here to
start attack threads on people you don't even know and on tweaks you
never tried, let alone understand the tiniest bit about..

Did you actually *try* to call your dealer?
If not, refrain from commenting on something you haven't got the
slightest idea about and stay out of my threads.

Wow, that's good.... can I borrow that?

Robert Morein and his all-consuming freak show of lies wrote:

Hi Rob. If you don't mind, I'm going to have to consolidate all your
freakish lying rants into one larger lying rant. It is to avoid
flooding the group with your particular neurotic affliction. Wouldn't
be fair to the other neurotics here. They need some "me" time as well.
So I hope you don't attack me for it, but if you do, try to do it with
style at least. I find you have none.

Well it seems like you went on another mad lunatic spree, ranting all
over the place about what a liar that I am. But that's what
pathological liars do, isn't it? One day I'm a "horrible evil man",
next day I'm your best buddy. No wonder you struck me as a strange
bird, right from the start. Anyway, on to business!:

If I've got this correct, "Shovels", is a reference to a picture of a
woman shovelling her car, that someone found on the net. Which
apparently is supposed to be me. Well, you're not off to a good start,
since one of your first claims is a lie. If I'm the person in that
photo that you endearingly refer to as "Shovels", show your factual
evidence (not mindless conjecture). Otherwise, the fact that you lied
about that as well, stands.

think Shovels is just confused. He is so overwrought that he replied to
one of my posts as if it were yours.

Sorry, you're the one that's confused. This is what _you_ did, when you
responded to a post I was writing to Goofball, under the mistaken
impression that it was to you. And why on earth would I be overwrought
at your RAO-wide meltdown because I mentioned that you were open-minded
enough to try the L-shape tweak? Or in your multiple paranoid
conspiracy theories about me, do you think I'm your mother? Would she
be overwrought at you flailing all about the place like a madman?

Then, in another post, he first remembered that I said I tried his aspirin-and-animal-picture tweak, and in the next paragraph contradicted himself.

I think your head must still be reeling from the meds, Robert. Or this
is yet ANOTHER lie from you.
What is it with you and lies, exactly? Here's another lie you made to
me on this group, about me having sold you a marker to perform the
L-shape tweak (when I offered to give you one for free):

Robert Morein lied:

"I already have a marker. It doesn't' work. You don't have to "sell"
me
another, you crook."


No.
You, "soundhaspriority", are the liar.
You misstated our email colloquy, attempting fraudulent endorsement.

No, YOU "Robert Morein", are the liar.

You are attempting to confuse the issue.
The issue is that you are a liar.

No, YOU are the liar, Robert Morein.

You just don't get it, do you?
You are still trying to ride the high horse, but when you lied about what I
said, you got knocked off.

No, YOU are the liar, Robert Morein.

Scum can't ride the high horse.

No, YOU are the scum that can't ride the high horse, Robert Morein.

No you didn't.
You lie again.

No, YOU lied again, Robert Morein.


Who is this guy? I like to associate a fraud with a name.

No, YOU are the fraud, Robert Morein.

Hehould suffer.

I doubt anyone could possibly be suffering as much as you. You seem to
be suffering so much, you're mumbling incoherencies now. You lie so
much, you don't even know whether you're Jekyll or Hyde any longer. You
play out so many high dramas, you sound like a failed cabaret singer.

And all this because you didn't want to admit that you tried one of my
tweaks? It is to laugh!

Be keep on Mr. Morein. Keep on with your childish schoolyard threats,
lies and attack threads. You're a three ring circus and a sideshow
freak attraction, all for one great combo price. (grabs beer and
popcorn....)

wrote in message
oups.com...

Robert Morein and his all-consuming freak show of lies wrote:

Hi Rob. If you don't mind, I'm going to have to consolidate all your
freakish lying rants into one larger lying rant. It is to avoid
flooding the group with your particular neurotic affliction. Wouldn't
be fair to the other neurotics here. They need some "me" time as well.
So I hope you don't attack me for it, but if you do, try to do it with
style at least. I find you have none.

Well it seems like you went on another mad lunatic spree, ranting all
over the place about what a liar that I am. But that's what
pathological liars do, isn't it? One day I'm a "horrible evil man",
next day I'm your best buddy. No wonder you struck me as a strange
bird, right from the start. Anyway, on to business!:

If I've got this correct, "Shovels", is a reference to a picture of a
woman shovelling her car, that someone found on the net. Which
apparently is supposed to be me. Well, you're not off to a good start,
since one of your first claims is a lie.

Dear Mr. Richard Graham:
The picture was posted by "Goofball_star_dot_etal", not me. I do not
claim it is a picture of you.

Save your strength.

Regards,
Robert Morein

Steven Sullivan wrote:
wrote:

George M. Middius wrote:


You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.

enough to try one of my tweaks?? Frankly, I think you have a skewed
system of priorities. The *only* intelligent and interesting
discussions about audio currently on RAO were between us in private.

As train wrecks go, this is one of the more amusing ones I've seen.



I wish there was a way to sell tickets.

This is going to be classic.

wrote:

Steven Sullivan wrote:
wrote:

George M. Middius wrote:


You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.

enough to try one of my tweaks?? Frankly, I think you have a skewed
system of priorities. The *only* intelligent and interesting
discussions about audio currently on RAO were between us in private.

As train wrecks go, this is one of the more amusing ones I've seen.



I wish there was a way to sell tickets.

This is going to be classic.

No problem, slick. I've got 2 front row seat tickets that I can sell
you. Just give me your credit card number and expiry date, and their
yours!

"Sander deWaal" wrote in message
...
: "Ruud Broens" said:
:
: Hey, you don't happen to have an army buddy
: who can get us all that eutectic stuff till , say, 2020 ?
:
: I have about 10 kilograms Sn/Pb stashed away, should last me until I
: die from lead fever.
:
: Baco IJmuiden still sells it.

jij weet waar abraham de mosterd haalt
;-)

wrote in message
ups.com...

wrote:

Steven Sullivan wrote:
wrote:

George M. Middius wrote:


You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized
somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you
inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.

enough to try one of my tweaks?? Frankly, I think you have a skewed
system of priorities. The *only* intelligent and interesting
discussions about audio currently on RAO were between us in private.

As train wrecks go, this is one of the more amusing ones I've seen.



I wish there was a way to sell tickets.

This is going to be classic.

No problem, slick. I've got 2 front row seat tickets that I can sell
you. Just give me your credit card number and expiry date, and their
yours!

That's OK, I've already got a backstage pass.

wrote:

wrote in message
ups.com...

wrote:

Steven Sullivan wrote:
wrote:

George M. Middius wrote:


You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized
somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you
inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.

enough to try one of my tweaks?? Frankly, I think you have a skewed
system of priorities. The *only* intelligent and interesting
discussions about audio currently on RAO were between us in private.

As train wrecks go, this is one of the more amusing ones I've seen.



I wish there was a way to sell tickets.

This is going to be classic.

No problem, slick. I've got 2 front row seat tickets that I can sell
you. Just give me your credit card number and expiry date, and their
yours!

That's OK, I've already got a backstage pass.

If that's about some kinky thing you've got going on with your mate
Kreuger, I don't want to know anything about it, 'kay.

ScottW wrote:
"Sander deWaal" wrote in message
...
"Robert Morein" said:


"Soundhasprioity" has squandered his trust with me, but I am still
curious
as to the origin of the "aspirin tweak", which seems to involve placing
an
aspirin on top of a speaker cabinet.

When was this first mentioned?
Does anyone have any idea as to who the author was?
Was the tweak first offered in good faith, or as a deliberate intent to
create an "urban legend" ?


You probably need an aspirin weighing at least 2 lbs, and ionized
somehow
so it starts to emit small amounts of benzene, which, when you inhale in
small amounts, might make you dizzy.


I tend to agree. However, urban legends, and rumors in general, are
interesting. I'm curious about the origin. I seem to dimly recall that it
was originally given as an example of a ridiculous tweak; one that could
not
possibly work.


When soldering litz wire, it's recommended to keep the wire attached
to an aspirin (must be Bayer!) .

NoNoNo... it must be salicylic acid ... aspirin is only converted to
pain reliever in the intestine... but salicylic acid is the real pain
killer and it can act as mild acid flux. .
Wart remover will do in a pinch.

So Sound.... you ever put salicylic acid on your tweeters?
Pain free is fatigue free.

ScottW

An interesting contributiom from ar law clerk who sets out
to enlighten his audio followers
about chemistry, physiology, pharmacology and therapeutics..

NoNoNo... it must be salicylic acid ... aspirin is only
converted to
pain reliever in the intestine... but salicylic acid is the real pain
killer and it can act as mild acid flux. .
Wart remover will do in a pinch.

Aspirin= proprietary name given by Bayer to salicylic acid.
Aspirin=salicylic acid.
NonBayer aspirin= salicylic acid (Bayer's patent expired).
"Wart remover"= salicylic acid= aspirin
And now for a physiology lesson from the audio expert ScottW:
"aspirin is only converted to
pain reliever in the intestine... but salicylic acid is the real pain
killer and it can act as mild acid flux."
Can't find anything about "mild acid flux" in
biochemistry
textbooks. Must be something from the short course of science for
aspiring ambulance chasers.
All this science would surely leave the jury speechless.
Ludovic Mirabel