Brian, you lost.
Game over.
End story.
Fini..

Capiche?

Look at where you were ten years ago, Brian. The world was your oyster, the
brass ring was within reach.

There was just one little problem -- your secret love of sticking it to
strangers on the Internet, and scamming on the Internet. You thought you
could indulge yourself, be good "in the real world", and bad "in
Cyberspace". But you were caught, made, exposed. Now your main problem is,
your name happens to be Brian L. McCarty. It would be hard to change,
wouldn't it? It's easy in Cyberspace, but impossible in the Real World.

How the high and mighty Brian has fallen, wouldn't you agree? No friends, no
contacts, a little bit of money from the ice cream shop. You never dreamed
you'd be a working stiff. Well, guess what: You ARE a working stiff. For the
rest of your life. With NO WAY OUT.

In case you're wondering what I tell people about you when I pick up the
phone -- all the things you don't want them to know.