I think I want to buy a DPA 4066 or 4088, but there are no dealers in my
area who carry them such that I can try them out. Are there any dealers
here who have them in stock that I might kick a few tires?

The omni version is highly recommended by a colleague, but he has better
acoustics than I do. It seems that the omni might be better resistant to
splosives, too. Any thoughts?