Various reports, perhaps spurious, have Saddam at Baghdad Airport, some say
he's "out of the country", presumably meaning somewhere outside of Iraq.

Hmmmm.... where do you think he really is?

1. Back in the "rat hole" they found him in?

2. At Baghdad Airport?

3. In Siberia?

4. At Gitmo?

5. In Antarctica?

6. At Camp David?

7. At a "dude ranch" in Crawford, Texas?

8..... ????

Sandy asked:

Various reports, perhaps spurious, have Saddam at Baghdad Airport, some say
he's "out of the country", presumably meaning somewhere outside of Iraq.

Hmmmm.... where do you think he really is?

Seeking political asylum as the Democratic National Committee, where he would
feel right at home with all the other America-haters and assorted greasy quislings.


GeoSynch

"Sandman" wrote in message
...
Various reports, perhaps spurious, have Saddam at Baghdad Airport, some
say
he's "out of the country", presumably meaning somewhere outside of Iraq.

Hmmmm.... where do you think he really is?

1. Back in the "rat hole" they found him in?

2. At Baghdad Airport?

3. In Siberia?

4. At Gitmo?

5. In Antarctica?

6. At Camp David?

7. At a "dude ranch" in Crawford, Texas?

8..... ????


I heard he's in a secret undisclosed residence, Cheney's house. :-)

He's now wearing a dress and working on the corners of Sunset and Western in
Hollywood.

Dave wrote:


He's now wearing a dress and working on the corners of Sunset and Western in
Hollywood.









He's telling everybody that he wipes with 1000 bills. When he was captured, he
reportedly said "if irony killed" 10 times in rapid succession, and insisted
that double-blind tests be performed to determine that he was significantly
different from other Hussein lookalikes.



Bruce J. Richman

"Bruce J. Richman" wrote in message
...
Dave wrote:


He's now wearing a dress and working on the corners of Sunset and Western
in
Hollywood.









He's telling everybody that he wipes with 1000 bills. When he was
captured, he
reportedly said "if irony killed" 10 times in rapid succession, and
insisted
that double-blind tests be performed to determine that he was
significantly
different from other Hussein look-alike.

ROTFLMAO - Recent pictures of Saddam do indeed resemble a certain resident
1000 bill wiper.

My personal guess is that Saddam is in a TV studio being groomed by the Fab
Five for the next live episode of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy".

Q: how will that mud hut/farmhouse look after the Fab 5 get their hands on
it? And how will they decorate the "rat hole"?

"Bruce J. Richman" wrote in message

Dave wrote:


He's now wearing a dress and working on the corners of Sunset and
Western in Hollywood.

He's telling everybody that he wipes with 1000 bills.

Shows how out-of-touch Richman is. Everybody knows that Saddam was captured
with a stash of $100 bills, not $1000 bills.

Doubly shows how out-of-touch Richman is. An obvious allusion to the fact
that I once said I wipe my butt with $1000 checks. Richman's senile dementia
has progressed to the point where he doesn't know the difference between
currency and a check.

"Sandman" wrote in message
...
Various reports, perhaps spurious, have Saddam at Baghdad Airport, some
say
he's "out of the country", presumably meaning somewhere outside of Iraq.

Hmmmm.... where do you think he really is?

1. Back in the "rat hole" they found him in?

2. At Baghdad Airport?

3. In Siberia?

4. At Gitmo?

5. In Antarctica?

6. At Camp David?

7. At a "dude ranch" in Crawford, Texas?

8..... ????



Mooching at Sanders house

Can ya put sumore shrimps on the barbie?




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"Dave" wrote in message
nk.net...
He's now wearing a dress and working on the corners of Sunset and Western
in
Hollywood.



Hopefully, the capture team shaved his armpits.




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"Arny Krueger" wrote in message
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"Bruce J. Richman" wrote in message

Dave wrote:


He's now wearing a dress and working on the corners of Sunset and
Western in Hollywood.

He's telling everybody that he wipes with 1000 bills.

Shows how out-of-touch Richman is. Everybody knows that Saddam was
captured
with a stash of $100 bills, not $1000 bills.

Doubly shows how out-of-touch Richman is. An obvious allusion to the fact
that I once said I wipe my butt with $1000 checks. Richman's senile
dementia
has progressed to the point where he doesn't know the difference between
currency and a check.




Nor does he know the difference between your butt and Saddam's,....
.....wait.....there is no difference.




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Nor does he know the difference between your butt and Saddam's,....
....wait.....there is no difference.

Why am I uncomfortable with your newfound interest in my butt?

On Tue, 16 Dec 2003 21:23:46 -0500, "Arny Krueger"
wrote:

He's telling everybody that he wipes with 1000 bills.

Shows how out-of-touch Richman is. Everybody knows that Saddam was captured
with a stash of $100 bills, not $1000 bills.

Doubly shows how out-of-touch Richman is. An obvious allusion to the fact
that I once said I wipe my butt with $1000 checks.

Well yes.

Richman's senile dementia has progressed to the point where he doesn't
know the difference between currency and a check.

....and apparently, you have lost all contact with the concept of an
allusion.

In article ,
says...
Various reports, perhaps spurious, have Saddam at Baghdad Airport, some say
he's "out of the country", presumably meaning somewhere outside of Iraq.
Hmmmm.... where do you think he really is?

my guess is no where near the middle east. No need to take any chances
of him getting sprung by any of his followers.
---------------
Alex

Arny Krueger wrote:

"Sockpuppet Yustabe" wrote in message



Nor does he know the difference between your butt and Saddam's,....
....wait.....there is no difference.


Why am I uncomfortable with your newfound interest in my butt?

LMAO. It worries me too, sometimes. Thankfully I don't live
anywhere near him.

"Sandman" wrote in message . ..
Various reports, perhaps spurious, have Saddam at Baghdad Airport, some say
he's "out of the country", presumably meaning somewhere outside of Iraq.

Hmmmm.... where do you think he really is?

He's in the custody of our commander-in-chief's armed forces and
totally derailing Howard Dean's candidacy...

For once Saddam is doing something constructive.

snicker


1. Back in the "rat hole" they found him in?

2. At Baghdad Airport?

3. In Siberia?

4. At Gitmo?

5. In Antarctica?

6. At Camp David?

7. At a "dude ranch" in Crawford, Texas?

8..... ????

"pyjamarama" wrote in message
m

"Sandman" wrote in message
. ..
Various reports, perhaps spurious, have Saddam at Baghdad Airport,
some say he's "out of the country", presumably meaning somewhere
outside of Iraq.

Hmmmm.... where do you think he really is?

He's in the custody of our commander-in-chief's armed forces and
totally derailing Howard Dean's candidacy...

For once Saddam is doing something constructive.

LOL!

"Arny Krueger" wrote in message
...
"Sockpuppet Yustabe" wrote in message



Nor does he know the difference between your butt and Saddam's,....
....wait.....there is no difference.

Why am I uncomfortable with your newfound interest in my butt?



Nevermind, I don't feel like waiting till the bears are done with it




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"Alex Rodriguez" wrote in message
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In article ,

says...
Various reports, perhaps spurious, have Saddam at Baghdad Airport, some
say
he's "out of the country", presumably meaning somewhere outside of Iraq.
Hmmmm.... where do you think he really is?

my guess is no where near the middle east. No need to take any chances
of him getting sprung by any of his followers.
---------------
Alex

That's what I would think, but there was a report from some "official" that
he was in Baghdad. There appears to be some sensitivity toward Iraqi public
opinion, that Saddam must face Iraqi justice.

Robert Morein a écrit :

"Alex Rodriguez" wrote in message
...

In article ,



says...

Various reports, perhaps spurious, have Saddam at Baghdad Airport, some

say

he's "out of the country", presumably meaning somewhere outside of Iraq.
Hmmmm.... where do you think he really is?

my guess is no where near the middle east. No need to take any chances
of him getting sprung by any of his followers.
---------------
Alex


That's what I would think, but there was a report from some "official" that
he was in Baghdad. There appears to be some sensitivity toward Iraqi public
opinion, that Saddam must face Iraqi justice.


It seems to be logic since most of his crimes have been commit on Iraqi
ground.