Signal wrote


Here's my nomination. What's yours?

Nomination : Womack and Womack
Crime: "Teardrops"
Method of execution :
Cecil Womack to be mauled by a Puma.
Linda Womack to be slowly asphyxiated whilst "...every toon...
every toon" is played over and over on headphones.



I glance over my cd collection just now for more than just
a few minutes and had trouble looking for a nominee until
I saw this:

Billy's Best Hits by Billy Cobham

I tried to really like this album over the years but I just couldn't
get past listening to the rest right after hearing the precious
'Slow Body Poppin'. Somehow, Cobham can really energized
a listening room with his mighty, all powerful drum whacks
from beginning to end. But along the way, there's really not much
there to feel, to envision, or to tumble and thump during in most
of his songs and improvisation. He lacks the flair, the snaps,
the rhythm, and prose and so many things. It is unfortunate that
most of his albums were recorded well.


Therefore, I hereby recommend that he be executed as soon
as possible.


The method:

Have him tied up against a tree, legs apart.
Then Arnii's bare hands to yank down on Billy's
scrotal sac until he, Arnii, turns blue while at the
same time, McKelvy performs a strip dance in front
of them butt naked atop the picnic table for three hours.


Thank you.



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