Godzilla has nothing on Dizzywissie, monster polemicist, favourite borg
brownnoser!

Here's a johnny come lately, or alternately a wishful thinker from the
old maid's collective, one Dizzy, good for a giggle, and note the date:
On 8 Dec 2005 18:45:12 -0800, "Andre Jute" wrote:

(snip fact-free personal attacks and lies)

Sounds like the dishonest, impotent personal attack that one expects
from an asshole who has had his ass kicked in every honest debate.

To which on that day I replied with the invitation:

I don't know how long you've been on the net, Dizzy, but I've been here
fifteen years or so. My ass is in exactly the same shape as when I
arrived but the selfappointed asskickers turned out to be wannable
anklenippers and they have long since made a runner after I clipped
them lightly in the ear. But hey, you have another opinion, so why
don't you name the party who kicked my ass in "honest debate". (1) I'd
love to know his name.

Or this is your big chance to make your name as virtual asskicker on
the net. For instance, you can give us a killer critique of my NFB
article. Later you'll be able to say, "Stewart Pinkerton ran away from
it. Poopie Graham didn't even try. Årny Krueger gave it too cursory an
analysis (2) to attract Jute's attention, but I, Dizzywissie, really
kicked ass."

Yeah. Honestly. It's safe to come out and play now, Dizzy. Honest.

Andre Jute
Make my day

(1) You're not too bright, are you, Dizzy? It is exactly because they
wouldn't stick to honest debate that I destroyed them.

(2) It didn't save Arny's scared ass. I wasn't going to dignify such a
slack, tentative analysis as Arny's with a reply but Patrick Turner
published a complete and devastating reply to Arny's tenth-rate little
piece of makework spacefiller. The only thing Patrick missed was that
Arny's repeated dumb mime of incomprehension is a prophylactic device
because Arny is too fly to **** with me; he wanted merely to give the
appearance of ****ing with me to his dumber hangers-like you and Nyobi
but without incurring the attendant risks. The snide little man never
did have the cajones for full frontals with anyone bigger than half his
own size.
******
Now, after I kicked Dizzywissie's hero Arny Krueger over the houses and
across the fields like dog that ****ed on the carpet, Dizzy still
doesn't get it:
******
dizzy wrote:

On 10 Dec 2005 11:14:33 -0800, wrote:

Andre Jute

How about you **** off, before you embarrass yourself further?

Nope, Dizzy, I'm not the embarrassed one.

Hey, Dizzy, for the second time of asking, where's the kroo that you
claim kicked my ass. Surely it can't be the ineffectual, cowardly
Krueger, who has already failed and made a runner. We all know it isn't
PinkoStinko, who fell over his sword so often a Boy Scout tried to help
him cross the street, we know it isn't Mickey McMickey, who isn't even
bright enough to understand what happened to him after it has been
explained to him, we know it isn't you because you don't have the brain
God gave a worm already cut in two by the spade.

So who is it, Dizzywissie?

God save even the wretched scumball Krueger from friends and hangers-on
as counterproductive as you, Dizzy.

Andre Jute
Not holding my breath

On 11 Dec 2005 17:15:12 -0800, "Andre Jute" wrote:

(snip idiocy)

Suffice to say that I know better than to feed worthless trolls such
as yourself, "Andre". So *plonk* goes you and your "fiultra" sock.