BRIAAWHINE !

Did the colander slip off you head?

Please put it back on and be a good little fat blob of a life form.

Everyone please remember:

1. BRIAAWHINE gets lonely here. He was intentionally left behind
by his mother ship over 300 earth years ago. He never
realized his own kind hated him even more than our kind.

2. Besides being a social misfit, BRIAAWHINE is also an inter-
galactic misfit! Please keep the colander on your head,
BRIAAWHINE - You look better wearing it, and you can still
hear them laughing at you from the mother ship!

3. Did ya' know, mate, that CORAL SEAS spells ORAL CASES’S, and that
WORLD JAZZ spells ORAL WJZZ'D? What's with the "oral" thing,
BRIAAWHINE? Is is because you really suck as a sentient (maybe)
fat blob of a life form?


The Big Cheese

wrote:
Dear Robert Morein,
Unfortunately, the following eBay item listing ended without a winning
bidder.