Jupiter Legal Services is offering a new service for the discerning Usenet
flamer. You've dreamed of this for years! "Your Own Personal Libel Suit"

Just think of the respect and adulation that you will receive from your
friends and neighbors when they see the relevant legal papers (suitable for
framing) on your family room wall! If there was ever a question in anybody's
mind (including your psychotherapist's) as to whether you have a truly
wannabe dominant personality, obtaining "Your Own Personal Libel Suit" will
settle it permanently!

"Your Own Personal Libel Suit" options start at just $1,300 for the basic
"Europa" lawsuit filed in our state court that regrettably has no
jurisdiction over you. For an additional $1,300 we'll file a "Subterfuge"
lawsuit in a court in your own state! And, for the man who aspires to the
highest levels of braggadocio, for $5,000 we'll file your own personal
"Sockpuppet Wheel" lawsuit in a Federal Court. For a negotiable fee, we'll
even try to engage the ACLU on your behalf!

All filings will be made by licensed legal professionals. We guarantee that
we won't copy text out of lawbooks you can find in your local library.

This is not a legal offer. The legal offer will be made by means of the
prospectus which will include a legal opinion as to why the lawsuit can't
possibly cost you more than $1 were it actually go to trial. Obviously, for
the low, low fees we charge, Jupiter Legal Services can't afford to actually
litigate the case. But, for a negotiable fee...

For your prospectus please send a $500 money order to my business address,
which can be found many places in google's record of RAO's proceedings. If
you are a google incompetent, please email Marc Phillips at aol.com to
obtain our mailing address.

Along with the $500 money order please include your legal name, legal
address and phone number along with a photocopy of your driver's license and
social security number with your application. We also require a notarized
statement that you just fell off of a Turnip truck. Turnip trucks are
optional, extra.

You will be informed of the steps you need take to obtain "Your Own Personal
Libel Suit" by return mail.

Bada-Boom.

"Arny Krueger" wrote in message
...
Jupiter Legal Services is offering a new service for the discerning Usenet
flamer. You've dreamed of this for years! "Your Own Personal Libel Suit"

Just think of the respect and adulation that you will receive from your
friends and neighbors when they see the relevant legal papers (suitable
for
framing) on your family room wall! If there was ever a question in
anybody's
mind (including your psychotherapist's) as to whether you have a truly
wannabe dominant personality, obtaining "Your Own Personal Libel Suit"
will
settle it permanently!

"Your Own Personal Libel Suit" options start at just $1,300 for the basic
"Europa" lawsuit filed in our state court that regrettably has no
jurisdiction over you. For an additional $1,300 we'll file a "Subterfuge"
lawsuit in a court in your own state! And, for the man who aspires to the
highest levels of braggadocio, for $5,000 we'll file your own personal
"Sockpuppet Wheel" lawsuit in a Federal Court. For a negotiable fee, we'll
even try to engage the ACLU on your behalf!

All filings will be made by licensed legal professionals. We guarantee
that
we won't copy text out of lawbooks you can find in your local library.

This is not a legal offer. The legal offer will be made by means of the
prospectus which will include a legal opinion as to why the lawsuit can't
possibly cost you more than $1 were it actually go to trial. Obviously,
for
the low, low fees we charge, Jupiter Legal Services can't afford to
actually
litigate the case. But, for a negotiable fee...

For your prospectus please send a $500 money order to my business address,
which can be found many places in google's record of RAO's proceedings. If
you are a google incompetent, please email Marc Phillips at aol.com to
obtain our mailing address.

Along with the $500 money order please include your legal name, legal
address and phone number along with a photocopy of your driver's license
and
social security number with your application. We also require a notarized
statement that you just fell off of a Turnip truck. Turnip trucks are
optional, extra.

You will be informed of the steps you need take to obtain "Your Own
Personal
Libel Suit" by return mail.

Bada-Boom.



Hey moron, you forgot to ask us to give you our bank routing and account
numbers!




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"Sockpuppet Yustabe" wrote in message

"Arny Krueger" wrote in message
...

Jupiter Legal Services is offering a new service for the discerning
Usenet flamer. You've dreamed of this for years! "Your Own Personal
Libel Suit"

Just think of the respect and adulation that you will receive from
your friends and neighbors when they see the relevant legal papers
(suitable for
framing) on your family room wall! If there was ever a question in
anybody's
mind (including your psychotherapist's) as to whether you have a
truly wannabe dominant personality, obtaining "Your Own Personal
Libel Suit" will settle it permanently!

"Your Own Personal Libel Suit" options start at just $1,300 for the
basic "Europa" lawsuit filed in our state court that regrettably has
no jurisdiction over you. For an additional $1,300 we'll file a
"Subterfuge" lawsuit in a court in your own state! And, for the man
who aspires to the highest levels of braggadocio, for $5,000 we'll
file your own personal "Sockpuppet Wheel" lawsuit in a Federal
Court. For a negotiable fee, we'll even try to engage the ACLU on
your behalf!

All filings will be made by licensed legal professionals. We
guarantee that
we won't copy text out of lawbooks you can find in your local
library.

This is not a legal offer. The legal offer will be made by means of
the prospectus which will include a legal opinion as to why the
lawsuit can't possibly cost you more than $1 were it actually go to
trial. Obviously, for
the low, low fees we charge, Jupiter Legal Services can't afford to
actually
litigate the case. But, for a negotiable fee...

For your prospectus please send a $500 money order to my business
address, which can be found many places in google's record of RAO's
proceedings. If you are a google incompetent, please email Marc
Phillips at aol.com to obtain our mailing address.

Along with the $500 money order please include your legal name, legal
address and phone number along with a photo copy of your driver's
license and
social security number with your application. We also require a
notarized statement that you just fell off of a Turnip truck. Turnip
trucks are optional, extra.

You will be informed of the steps you need take to obtain "Your Own
Personal
Libel Suit" by return mail.

Bada-Boom.

Hey moron, you forgot to ask us to give you our bank routing and
account numbers!

Darn!

Jupiter Legal Services is offering a new service for the discerning Usenet
flamer. You've dreamed of this for years! "Your Own Personal Libel Suit"

Just think of the respect and adulation that you will receive from your
friends and neighbors when they see the relevant legal papers (suitable for
framing) on your family room wall! If there was ever a question in anybody's
mind (including your psychotherapist's) as to whether you have a truly
wannabe dominant personality, obtaining "Your Own Personal Libel Suit" will
settle it permanently!

"Your Own Personal Libel Suit" options start at just $1,300 for the basic
"Europa" lawsuit filed in our state court that regrettably has no
jurisdiction over you. For an additional $1,300 we'll file a "Subterfuge"
lawsuit in a court in your own state! And, for the man who aspires to the
highest levels of braggadocio, for $5,000 we'll file your own personal
"Sockpuppet Wheel" lawsuit in a Federal Court. For a negotiable fee, we'll
even try to engage the ACLU on your behalf!

All filings will be made by licensed legal professionals. We guarantee that
we won't copy text out of lawbooks you can find in your local library.

This is not a legal offer. The legal offer will be made by means of the
prospectus which will include a legal opinion as to why the lawsuit can't
possibly cost you more than $1 were it actually go to trial. Obviously, for
the low, low fees we charge, Jupiter Legal Services can't afford to actually
litigate the case. But, for a negotiable fee...

For your prospectus please send a $500 money order to my business address,
which can be found many places in google's record of RAO's proceedings. If
you are a google incompetent, please email Marc Phillips at aol.com to
obtain our mailing address.

Along with the $500 money order please include your legal name, legal
address and phone number along with a photocopy of your driver's license and
social security number with your application. We also require a notarized
statement that you just fell off of a Turnip truck. Turnip trucks are
optional, extra.

You will be informed of the steps you need take to obtain "Your Own Personal
Libel Suit" by return mail.

Bada-Boom.





How much time did you waste on this lame attempt at humor? Don't quit your day
job....never mind.

"S888Wheel" wrote in message


Jupiter Legal Services is offering a new service for the discerning
Usenet flamer. You've dreamed of this for years! "Your Own Personal
Libel Suit"

Just think of the respect and adulation that you will receive from
your friends and neighbors when they see the relevant legal papers
(suitable for framing) on your family room wall! If there was ever a
question in anybody's mind (including your psychotherapist's) as to
whether you have a truly wannabe dominant personality, obtaining
"Your Own Personal Libel Suit" will settle it permanently!

"Your Own Personal Libel Suit" options start at just $1,300 for the
basic "Europa" lawsuit filed in our state court that regrettably has
no jurisdiction over you. For an additional $1,300 we'll file a
"Subterfuge" lawsuit in a court in your own state! And, for the man
who aspires to the highest levels of braggadocio, for $5,000 we'll
file your own personal "Sockpuppet Wheel" lawsuit in a Federal
Court. For a negotiable fee, we'll even try to engage the ACLU on
your behalf!

All filings will be made by licensed legal professionals. We
guarantee that we won't copy text out of lawbooks you can find in
your local library.

This is not a legal offer. The legal offer will be made by means of
the prospectus which will include a legal opinion as to why the
lawsuit can't possibly cost you more than $1 were it actually go to
trial. Obviously, for the low, low fees we charge, Jupiter Legal
Services can't afford to actually litigate the case. But, for a
negotiable fee...

For your prospectus please send a $500 money order to my business
address, which can be found many places in google's record of RAO's
proceedings. If you are a google incompetent, please email Marc
Phillips at aol.com to obtain our mailing address.

Along with the $500 money order please include your legal name, legal
address and phone number along with a photocopy of your driver's
license and social security number with your application. We also
require a notarized statement that you just fell off of a Turnip
truck. Turnip trucks are optional, extra.

You will be informed of the steps you need take to obtain "Your Own
Personal Libel Suit" by return mail.

Bada-Boom.

How much time did you waste on this lame attempt at humor?

Maybe 5 minutes.

Don't quit your day job....never mind.

Truth hurts, doesn't it?

Oh I forgot sockpuppet Wheel. You're numb from the neck up - nothing hurts
you.

Whadabout your pocket book sockpuppet Wheel, or did you plead poverty down
at the court house?

LOL!

I said



How much time did you waste on this lame attempt at humor?

Arny said


Maybe 5 minutes.

5 minutes wasted, but given your history on Usenet that is certainly a prod in
the bucket.

I said


Don't quit your day job....never mind.


Arny said


Truth hurts, doesn't it?

You will have to tell me if my pointing out your lack of gainful employment was
hurtful.

Arny said


Oh I forgot sockpuppet Wheel. You're numb from the neck up - nothing hurts
you.

No arny, even people like you are capable of hurting people like me. It is one
of the sad realities of the world.

Arny said



Whadabout your pocket book sockpuppet Wheel,

Why are you asking about my financial resources Arny?

Arny said

or did you plead poverty down
at the court house?


Nope, just filed my case like everyone else does. Don't blame me for your
inability to get simple facts right like the cost of filing a lawsuit.

"S888Wheel" wrote in message


Nope, just filed my case like everyone else does. Don't blame me for
your inability to get simple facts right like the cost of filing a
lawsuit.

Continual evasions and inability to tell the truth noted.

5 minutes wasted, but given your history on Usenet that is certainly a prod
in
the bucket.


prod? dyslexia rears it's ugly head. drop, I meant drop.