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Chief of Liars - A New Krueger Song - by Sockpuppets Inc.
CHIEF OF LIARS
( to the tune of Gilbert & Sulllivan's "Ruler of the Queen's Navy" from H.M.S. Pinafore) When I was sixteen, I went to school And showed all the little girls my big slide rule I told them there was even more to see And all they had to do was follow me They followed me but got denied Because they soon found out that I had lied! Little Girls Chorus: We followed him but got denied Because we soon found out that he had lied Now engineering was my lifelong dream So I went to college and I hatched a scheme To fabricate and twist the truth So I could fool my teachers and the college youth. College Kids Chorus: He fabricated and twisted the truth So he could fool his teachers and the college youth. I later sold computers that often crashed The customers were angry and the PC's trashed For I had discovered how to swindle buyers I soon became detested as the worst of liars Unhappy Customers' Chorus: For he had discovered how to swindle buyers He soon became detested as the worst of liars The world of audio was my next quest I knew my expertise would be the best To teach the newbies on that RAO That tubes and vinyl were a waste of dough I snipped and then butchered what the others wrote And frequently then ended on a nasty note I flamed them fearlessly and started fires To earn my title as the Chief of Liars RAO Posters' & Lurkers' Chorus: He flamed them fearlessly and started fires To earn his title as the Chief of Liars So if ever you would like to someday match my fame You have to learn in detail how to play the game Just fabricate on newsgroups and swindle buyers And you may someday earn the title, Chief of Liars 1!! PC Customers & RAO Lurkers/Posters Choir: So if ever you would like to someday match my fame You have to learn in detail how to play the game Just fabricate on newsgroups and swindle buyers And you may someday earn the title, Chief of Liars !!! |
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